Are you cognitively impaired? Genuine question. Because you're the only one arguing here. I've never claimed the buff thing with 2 gym sessions didn't bother me. I just added the case of the disappearing claw marks and scratches to the long list of problems with Ocean's writing.
I don't even know what to do with the last sentence of your post. What the fuck does that even mean? Comedy? Not to be taken seriously? What?!?! Did the cat attack happen or not? Did they get scratch marks or not? If the answer to both is yes, then where did those scratch marks go the following day?
I get that you're an avid Ocean cockgobbler, that's fine. You do you. But sitting here arguing with me, trying to pretend that Ocean's writing isn't absolutely riddled with issues isn't gonna fix anything