Fan Art Summertime Saga - Fan Art

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Anon walks into Tony's, looking around at the old place he used to work at many years ago. The menu hanging on the wall declares that the name will soon be changing to "Tony and Son's Pizza", but it's still the same old shop he remembered.

Anon: Evening, Maria!
Maria: Hello Anon! I'm guessing you burned dinner again?
Anon: We mostly felt like having a pizza night....and maybe the Steaks did burn a little bit.

Tony comes out the Kitchen door, wiping the pizza sauce off his shirt.

Tony: HEY, ANON! I knew your order when I saw it! How's Roxxy? How's the Kids?

Tony goes to the shelf to grab the two Pizzas Anon ordered before looking into the Kitchen.

Tony: EH MICHAEL! WHERE ARE YOU?

Michael: I'M MAKING MORE PIZZA SAUCE

Tony: WELL COME OUT OF THERE AND SAY HI TO YOUR UNCLE ANON, AFTER ALL HE'S FAMILY!

The young man comes out still holding the pot.

Michael: I mean if you want me to stop making pizza sauce, that's fine, but I'm pretty sure Little Cesar's already has the cardboard with cheese market cornered, Pa.

Tony: Ah, look at this kid. Got his Mother's beauty and my wit!

Tony and Maria had always wanted a big family, but unfornatetly for Tony, it didn't seem to be in his cards. That's why when Anon came into their lives, he did change it for the better. Almost everyone in town knew that Michael wasn't Tony's biological child, and some people who knew Anon knew exactly who Michael's real father was. But Tony had treated Michael as his own blood, as Michael was the son he always wanted. The only person who didn't know that Tony wasn't Michael's biological father, was funny enough, Michael himself. But Anon would never want to take away that Bond from those two, so he was always happy only being the "family friend" anytime he went to Tony's. Plus, Michael knew how to make an excellent pizza sauce.

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Anon and Roxxy had found that after having kids, many couples face intimacy issues, as it's hard to keep it romantic in the bedroom when any of the kids can just randomly be outside the bedroom about to throw up. And there was a short period of time when the kids were really young where they would have dry spells. What they figured out was that they needed to be opportunists when it came to chores. The Kids were naturally repelled against voluntary chore work, getting as far away from the chore location possible. The Perfect opportunity for a spicy quicky.

Roxxy: OH GOD! Right There! Yes! YES!
Ryan: Hey Mom, is laundry done? I'm out of clean pants...OH GOD! I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT THIS MORNING!

Well it's not foolproof, but hey a little mental scaring builds character.
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