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Ryan: Oh wow....You weren't kidding, you really are stuck.
Roxxy: Of course I am stuck. Why else would I be ass out of a washing machine?
Ryan: I...Kind of thought you were trying to mock me for my search histories.
Roxxy: ....We'll have that discussion later, first get me out of here. My boobs are trying to smother me.
Ryan: Ok, I'll think of something.
*Click*
Ryan: *Nice*
Roxxy: What was that clicking noise?
Ryan: I'm...Not sure. Maybe something is breaking inside the Washer?
Roxxy: Oh Shit! Quick pull me out before this thing falls apart on top of me.
(To be Continued Part 3/4)
Roxxy: Of course I am stuck. Why else would I be ass out of a washing machine?
Ryan: I...Kind of thought you were trying to mock me for my search histories.
Roxxy: ....We'll have that discussion later, first get me out of here. My boobs are trying to smother me.
Ryan: Ok, I'll think of something.
*Click*
Ryan: *Nice*
Roxxy: What was that clicking noise?
Ryan: I'm...Not sure. Maybe something is breaking inside the Washer?
Roxxy: Oh Shit! Quick pull me out before this thing falls apart on top of me.
(To be Continued Part 3/4)
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The only retarded one here is you.
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Roxxy: Come one, Anything?
Ryan: Nope, you're not budging. I think the problem is that your robe is pinched in multiple places around the rim of the Bin when you put it back in.
Ryan: Hate to say this, but I think I need to cut you out of there. I'll get the Scissors
Roxxy: WAIT RYAN! Let's not be Hasty. This is one of my favorite robes. Ryan?
30 Minutes Later:
Ryan: So yeah, Mom's going to need a new robe.
Roxxy: *God this is embarassing.*
Anon: *Sigh*....I was never sure what age was "Getting too Old for this shit"...but I think I'm quickly approaching it.
(Have a good Weekend everyone, and I'll see many of you Tomorrow Morning.)
Ryan: Nope, you're not budging. I think the problem is that your robe is pinched in multiple places around the rim of the Bin when you put it back in.
Ryan: Hate to say this, but I think I need to cut you out of there. I'll get the Scissors
Roxxy: WAIT RYAN! Let's not be Hasty. This is one of my favorite robes. Ryan?
30 Minutes Later:
Ryan: So yeah, Mom's going to need a new robe.
Roxxy: *God this is embarassing.*
Anon: *Sigh*....I was never sure what age was "Getting too Old for this shit"...but I think I'm quickly approaching it.
(Have a good Weekend everyone, and I'll see many of you Tomorrow Morning.)
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That's Pedro Pascal btw. Do you think there's gonna be a threesome?
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Roxxy: Morning, Diane.
Diane: Morning, Roxxy. How's my favorite Niece-in-law?
Roxxy: Doing well. I'm here to see if you have any more Milk. As always, the kids don't tell us when we are low on anything until we are out.
Diane: Sorry Roxxy, I'm backordered. Have about 2 dozen orders ahead of you.
Diane: Now if I had some help...
Roxxy: This talk again?
Everyone in the Cummings family had learned a while back about where Diane's milk came from, and had been really encouraging to her business. However, since then Diane had been trying to recruit other family members into her operation to a lot of hesitation from them.
Diane: It takes me a long time to fill these orders by myself. Having a second pair of...hands... we could get to your order within an hour.
Roxxy: Diane...
Diane: It would be on the house. Honestly I'd be more than willing to pay you too. $150 for an hour?
Roxxy: Diane I....for an hour? I mean.....Would I have to wear the outfit?
Diane: I know you think it's silly, but I swear it works.
Roxxy: I just....I've gained a lot of weight since kids, I don't want to be reminded about it.
Diane: Sweety, you don't have to wear it if you don't want too, but you're still thin and gorgeous.
45 Minutes Later
Diane: Wow *heavy breathing*...15 minutes to spare and we finished everything...
Roxxy: *heavy breathing*....Moo...
Diane: Well a deal is a deal *heavy breathing* .... Though if you got another 15-30 minutes, I'll add another $50.
Roxxy: Moo...*heavy breathing*
Diane: Roxxy, are you ok?
Roxxy:...Moo...
Diane: *Oh shit, I broke her*
Diane: Morning, Roxxy. How's my favorite Niece-in-law?
Roxxy: Doing well. I'm here to see if you have any more Milk. As always, the kids don't tell us when we are low on anything until we are out.
Diane: Sorry Roxxy, I'm backordered. Have about 2 dozen orders ahead of you.
Diane: Now if I had some help...
Roxxy: This talk again?
Everyone in the Cummings family had learned a while back about where Diane's milk came from, and had been really encouraging to her business. However, since then Diane had been trying to recruit other family members into her operation to a lot of hesitation from them.
Diane: It takes me a long time to fill these orders by myself. Having a second pair of...hands... we could get to your order within an hour.
Roxxy: Diane...
Diane: It would be on the house. Honestly I'd be more than willing to pay you too. $150 for an hour?
Roxxy: Diane I....for an hour? I mean.....Would I have to wear the outfit?
Diane: I know you think it's silly, but I swear it works.
Roxxy: I just....I've gained a lot of weight since kids, I don't want to be reminded about it.
Diane: Sweety, you don't have to wear it if you don't want too, but you're still thin and gorgeous.
45 Minutes Later
Diane: Wow *heavy breathing*...15 minutes to spare and we finished everything...
Roxxy: *heavy breathing*....Moo...
Diane: Well a deal is a deal *heavy breathing* .... Though if you got another 15-30 minutes, I'll add another $50.
Roxxy: Moo...*heavy breathing*
Diane: Roxxy, are you ok?
Roxxy:...Moo...
Diane: *Oh shit, I broke her*
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Anon always did find it Ironic that he would be later working at the same bank that as a teenager he and Tony staged a robbery at, but it was the highest paying job in town. Well I guess 'technically' it was different bank, as Saga Finance was bought by National Financial and adopted the parent name 5 years ago, but it was basically the same bank. Anon didn't care much for corporate, but he likes his team, probably because of the shared history.
Becca: Hey team. Mind coming into my office? And don't forget to lock the door behind you.
Becca: So the yearly employee reports have come in, and I'm pleased to announce that both of you are getting a $1K Bonus and a $1.5K Pay Raise
Missy: YAY! We did Great.
Anon: Hold on Missy, don't get too excited over $2.5K. That's....Not a lot. That's actually kind of insulting. I mean wasn't last year like one of our biggest corporate returns year over year?
Becca: Yes....Finances are showing a 20% growth in profits.
Anon: And we are only getting $2.5K increase this year? That barely covers the increase cost of groceries. And mind you, my expenses are pretty stable since I own my house. Missy, didn't you say your Rent increased by 15%?
Missy: Oh yeah I forgot. Yes, and unfornatetly my landlord is no longer excepting sex as payment. And that's not even getting into the gratuity fees being added on.
Anon:.....What?
Missy: Well as he explained it, it is a built in tip for all the services he provides, like when you go to restaurants.
Anon:....Missy, Waiters get paid in tips because they make under minimum wage otherwise. Your Landlord is doing something Hella illegal. But also, what services? You told me it took him two weeks before he called a plumber when your pipes bursted.
Becca: Look, I know it isn't a lot. I did fight for more pay for you guys. So I'm letting you both know that you're getting another $2.5K raise in your salary, coming from my paycheck.
Anon: Well $5K is better than $2.5K, but that's still pretty low. Also Now I just feel bad that it's coming from your paycheck just to cover for us.
Becca: Look I know there's the whole power dynamic, between us, but we're still friends and I want to show that I am looking out for you two.
Becca: Plus, I might have some ALTERNATIVE forms of compensation to REALLY show my gratitude.
Becca: OH FUCK! OH FUCK! YES!
Missy: Remember to save some energy for me, Anon.
He might have some complaints about his job like any other white collared job, but he LOVES working with his team.
Becca: Hey team. Mind coming into my office? And don't forget to lock the door behind you.
Becca: So the yearly employee reports have come in, and I'm pleased to announce that both of you are getting a $1K Bonus and a $1.5K Pay Raise
Missy: YAY! We did Great.
Anon: Hold on Missy, don't get too excited over $2.5K. That's....Not a lot. That's actually kind of insulting. I mean wasn't last year like one of our biggest corporate returns year over year?
Becca: Yes....Finances are showing a 20% growth in profits.
Anon: And we are only getting $2.5K increase this year? That barely covers the increase cost of groceries. And mind you, my expenses are pretty stable since I own my house. Missy, didn't you say your Rent increased by 15%?
Missy: Oh yeah I forgot. Yes, and unfornatetly my landlord is no longer excepting sex as payment. And that's not even getting into the gratuity fees being added on.
Anon:.....What?
Missy: Well as he explained it, it is a built in tip for all the services he provides, like when you go to restaurants.
Anon:....Missy, Waiters get paid in tips because they make under minimum wage otherwise. Your Landlord is doing something Hella illegal. But also, what services? You told me it took him two weeks before he called a plumber when your pipes bursted.
Becca: Look, I know it isn't a lot. I did fight for more pay for you guys. So I'm letting you both know that you're getting another $2.5K raise in your salary, coming from my paycheck.
Anon: Well $5K is better than $2.5K, but that's still pretty low. Also Now I just feel bad that it's coming from your paycheck just to cover for us.
Becca: Look I know there's the whole power dynamic, between us, but we're still friends and I want to show that I am looking out for you two.
Becca: Plus, I might have some ALTERNATIVE forms of compensation to REALLY show my gratitude.
Becca: OH FUCK! OH FUCK! YES!
Missy: Remember to save some energy for me, Anon.
He might have some complaints about his job like any other white collared job, but he LOVES working with his team.
