- May 8, 2021
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Debbie: Really, Jenny? Really? I want to say that I'm disappointed in you, but this isn't even the worst thing you have done....this isn't even the worst thing you have done this month. But with my Grandkids in the other room?
Diane: What do you think would happen if Dillan or Jackie or Ryan walked in seeing you doing your brother?
Jenny: What? They would have their suspicions confirmed? I've never said anything to Jackie but she figured it out on her own that Anon was her real Dad before she learned that Santa didn't exist.
Debbie: Still, have some common decency. They are in just the other room.
Jenny: Oh Come down from your high horse, you are no better than me, Miss "Pregnancy scare When Anon Graduated".
Debbie: ....Nothing happened with that.
Jenny: Yeah, we know nothing happened with that, but just because I don't have a younger sibling doesn't mean I wouldn't have known what you and Anon were doing that entire summer. Hell, you're still doing it. You think I didn't see you give a Hand job to Anon last thanksgiving under the table?
Debbie: *She looks away blushing, too embarrassed to say anything*
Diane: Okay, But Dillan doesn't need to See his Cousins doing it in the Kitchen. You can try to be decent.
Jenny: How quickly do you think he'd realize that I might not be the only family member who has done it with Anon. Like Dillan is a Spitting image of Anon. Even more so than Ryan is. You think He wouldn't put two and two together? Hell, he might already know, He's smarter than all of us combined, and it's not hard to draw conclusions.
Diane:....Jenny I'm just trying to give the illusion that we are a normal family.
Jenny: Well we aren't. I'd think you'd realize that Miss Cow Lady. So are you going to keep complaining or are you going to join in?
Anon: *Walking back into the Kitchen* Finally. Okay, so I guess I need to order At least Three more Pizzas considering everyone here.....
Jenny: What? You act like you haven't ever seen our tits before?
Debbie: Well We have at least a few minutes to have fun.
Diane: As long as we remain quiet enough. *She winks*
Anon: I want to say this is a horrible idea but my brain isn't brain-ing right now.
Debbie: I call the shaft. Diane you get his balls, Jenny you get rimjob duty.
Jenny: Okay, why is it every time we do this, I always get rimjob?
Debbie: I'm sorry, did you spend 13 hours in labor and knock out your hip with him? I get first dibs.
Diane: And I get seniority on second dibs, so sorry honey, but get licking.
Jenny: This is bullshit...I'm still going to do it, but I want everyone to know I'm doing it reluctantly.
Debbie: We know honey, you say it every time.
