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Bruce: Dude, now is your chance, go Ask Kaya out!Mitchel: Dude, I get this sucks, but you have to get over this eventually.
Ryan: You can't make me. This entire situation Sucks.
Bruce: Look dude, there are a million girls in the sea, and it isn't hard to ask a girl out.
Ryan: But you get rejected all the time.
Bruce: I said it was easy to ask a girl out, never said anything about succeeding. But odds are someone will bite.
Ryan: This situation would be so much easier if I could just.....Hate Trevon, but for some reason I just don't and that pisses me off more.
Bruce: Probably because he seems more clueless than malicious. Like he acts like you're a friend.
Mitchel: Well yeah. He lacks Social awareness skills. What you mistake for confidence or maliciousness is just him having no understanding of Social ques.
Bruce: Is Trevon Autistic?
Mitchel: I mean Autism is a Spectrum. Everyone is at least a little bit Autistic.
Bruce: Yeah, I know that you dweeb, I mean is he more Autistic than average.
Mitchel: Oh, yeah, absolutely. He can tell you about every single basketball play in the book and even what date it was introduced, the coach that drafted them up and the players who originally played them. He Just lucked out that his lack of social awareness has helped him more than hurt up to this point.
Bruce: Okay but back on point. Look stop moping around Ryan, at some point your luck will turn around.
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*Suddenly The Door Slams Right Open as Kya Rushes into the Kitchen and rushes Right at Trevon, which was right where the three boys were. Her Face was a shade of red nobody had seen before. Her brow furrowed as she had a look that could kill...and as Ryan noticed, her Mascara was running too. But the entire Cafeteria went quiet went quiet as she yelled*
Kya: YOU GOD DAMN SONOVA BITCH!
Trevon: Eh, Kya how are...
Kya: DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON YOU FUCKING IDIOT! WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU SHOW THAT VIDEO TO PEOPLE?!
Trevon: Was I not supposed to?
Kya: WERE YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO?! WHAT DO YOU THINK?! EVERYONE HAS BEEN CALLING ME AN EASY RIDE AND I KEEP GETTING MY ASS SLAPPED IN THE HALL BECAUSE YOU KEEP SHOWING EVERYONE THAT DAMN VIDEO!
Trevon: But it felt nice...
Kya: I ONLY DID THAT FOR YOU BECAUSE THOSE CONCERT TICKETS WERE EXPENSIVE! BUT CLEARLY THAT WAS A MISTAKE, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
Mitchel: Christ, I've never seen her this mad.
*Bruce leant into Ryan's ear*
Bruce: What did I tell you, your luck would turn around.
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Trevon: I...What exactly was the thing I did that was wrong?
Kya: YOU KNOW WHAT GIVE ME YOUR PHONE!
*Trevon hands it to her before she turns around and Smashes the phone against the nearest table she sees, which just so happens to be the boy's table.*
Trevon: MY PHONE!
*Kya then storms off as quickly as she came, leaving everyone in shock*
Mitchel: That is single down the craziest thing I ever saw.....why didn't I think to record that.
Bruce: I have never seen her that angry....You think Trevon would mind if I scrape his phone for spare parts?
Ryan:.....Wow.....
Mitchel: Wow indeed. I guess Bruce was right, your Luck has changed.
Bruce: That's right man and...Oh dude, did you get a Boner?
Ryan: What a woman....
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*After Lunch*
Tyrone: Broken glass from a Phone.... And looking at the phone, it's of course my son's phone that I bought him....*Sigh* Trevon you Fuck up, what did you do this time?
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Ryan: Now? I mean...It's not the right time. I mean she just dealt with that whole Situation with Trevon sharing that video... It's just not a good time.
Mitchel: Normally I'd agree with you Bruce, but Ryan is right. Right now isn't the best time for Ryan to make his move.
Bruce: Guys there isn't a good time to ask someone out. You just do it.
Ryan: Dude, you get rejected all the time.
Bruce: Yes, but I at least try, instead of pining over a girl for two years with the closest you ever got to making a move was yesterday.
Mitchel: Oof...Brutal.
Ryan: I mean....Fair...but Brutal.
Mitchel: Well it's not like Ryan should be taking advice from someone who's never made it to first base
Bruce: That's because he's too afraid to Bat. It's like my Aunt Cece told me before going to College, "The thing girls are looking for in a guy is someone who's taking it easy and is fun". Here, let me show you how it's done.
Ryan: With who, you've asked so many Girls Out in this school...Hell you even asked out Dylan once.
Bruce: How about....Juliette over there?
Mitchel: You Talking about Hot Donut Lady Judi's Daughter?
Bruce: Sure, why not. Here Ryan, this is how you do it.

*Bruce walks up to Juliette, who's just hanging by her Locker, as she prepares for her next class. Bruce knowing fully well he's going to strike out, walks with confidence, knowing it's all about showing Ryan how you do it*
Bruce: Hey Juliette, You have a second?
Juliette: Um, sure, what's up?
Bruce: I want to know if you want to get Coffee This weekend? Every time I see and talk to you, your always a pleasure and fun to be around, So I'd like to get to know you better.
Juliette: This Weekend...

Juliette: Sure that sounds like a lot of fun!
Bruce: Understand, Hope you have a....wait what?
Juliette: I'd like to go get coffee with you. You have a time or Location in mind?
Bruce: .....I don't know, I didn't think I'd get this far....

Bruce:....So...I have a date this Saturday...
Ryan: ....Has it always been that easy?
Bruce: Apparently so!
Mitchel: It's always been that easy?! SO MANY YEARS, WASTED!!!

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