Xupuzulla

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So uhh yeah. Seems alright to me. Finally fixed that shit code that caused my computer to scream in agony everytime I run it. I can actually play the story without getting softlocked. And i can just play the old version that im playing next to the new version side-by-side and, yeah the old versiomn is amateur shit. hopefully the dialogue is modded on the new one (which is obvious its meant to) they're going to college but the scene then shows (newly drawn by the way) kids getting off a schoolbus, sooo, again. Yes I think its ok that happened. Should've happened sooner but, you get what you pay for. Which is a dollar a month mostly.
Lil bro playing Summertime in an actual toaster:KEK:
 

Whiterichie93

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Ok then, good to know that everything besides 2 characters was just sidequests, that clears things right up.
Also, you may want to have your computer checked out if a fucking Renpy game makes it scream in agony.
I mean, yeah im using gamer language. but most of the rest of the game was basically sidequests that didn't impact the maingame in any meaningful way. Go look at the games walkthrough give me a list of the sexscenes in the cookie jar and then show me how many times the game will require you to go through them to see the full story. That what sidequests are. Optional quests. Where as all the other VNs I play you HAVE to fuck all these different characters to get to an ending.
In this one I think you only need to fuck, like, three. Hold on I'll fact check myself. Gimme a day, cuz I still have a life( suprisingly) but I think I'm right.
 
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Whiterichie93

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Lil bro playing Summertime in an actual toaster:KEK:
It's a pretty good toaster, but I stand by the code being shit and the game running poorly as a result. Cuz the new version runs exceptionally fast. Other games I have that are way bigger in size run fine too. so *shrug* I support this particular update
 

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I mean, yeah im using gamer language. but most of the rest of the game was basically sidequests that didn't impact the maingame in any meaningful way. Go look at the games walkthrough give me a list of the sexscenes in the cookie jar and then show me how many times the game will require you to go through them to see the full story. That what sidequests are. Optional quests. Where as all the other VNs I play you HAVE to fuck all these different characters to get to an ending.
In this one I think you only need to fuck, like, three. Hold on I'll fact check myself. Gimme a day, cuz I still have a life( suprisingly) but I think I'm right.
I don't really care how you label it, your gamer language analogy falls completely apart when those sidequests make up 95% of the content.

If you're just here playing the contrarian to entertain yourself then fair enough. There's not much to do in the new update and judging from previous experiences it'll take years before it gets back to where it was content-wise. So you may as well shitpost to get a rise out of people.
 

Devilbat

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Hey guys. Is there a way to access the cookie jar/gallery please? I don't want to do the whole game again...
Would be appreciated if anyone have any means. Also I tried to download the full save but it doesn't unlock the cookie jar for some reason.
 

Count Morado

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Hey guys. Is there a way to access the cookie jar/gallery please? I don't want to do the whole game again...
Would be appreciated if anyone have any means. Also I tried to download the full save but it doesn't unlock the cookie jar for some reason.
Try this: #985
 

Whiterichie93

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I don't really care how you label it, your gamer language analogy falls completely apart when those sidequests make up 95% of the content.

If you're just here playing the contrarian to entertain yourself then fair enough. There's not much to do in the new update and judging from previous experiences it'll take years before it gets back to where it was content-wise. So you may as well shitpost to get a rise out of people.
and I only bust a nut at 20% of it, like I'm sure most people did, and moved on, then game back to bust a nut at 1% of it and moved on. I'm sorry you're pretending to be mad at a game you probably put like $11 max into. (if you put in anymore than that tho id say you were retarded)
Have of these characters I don't even recognize.

It's amazing to see how people trying to defend an 8 years old project that didnt finished yet but the dev start making remake that no one even wanted to start with. I agree that the game was slow, even waiting 30 seconds to start in pc (same in milfy city) but we are talking about the whole 8 years + this is one of the most funded project in adult gaming industry.
I lost nothing in the past 8 years this game existed. no money. no time. and PAID SUBSCRIBERS VOTED FOR THIS TECH UPDATE. SO THEY DID ASK FOR IT. AND HE STREAMED THE ENTIRE PROCESS, so this is the subscribers own doing. Fuck em. Be careful what you wish for and stop voting for stupid shit. The problem with america is reflected in this american game. HA and evryones complaining and pointing fingers and theyre all people who never contributed positively in the first place. Ehh, probably too preachy that one.
 
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PAID SUBSCRIBERS VOTED FOR THIS TECH UPDATE. SO THEY DID ASK FOR IT. AND HE STREAMED THE ENTIRE PROCESS, so this is the subscribers own doing.
Hindsight 20/20 I doubt anyone would have voted for this knowing what was actually going to be wrought. I would argue that the streams kind of obfuscated the actual progress or lack there of that was actually making. I think he screwed over all the fans regardless of supporter status.
 

nnorc

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To add to this, This is the same kind of crap Peter Molyneux pulled with Godus, lots of promises, very little in the way of deliverables. Deceived lots of people, myself included.
 
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DownTheDrain

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and I only bust a nut at 20% of it, like I'm sure most people did, and moved on, then game back to bust a nut at 1% of it and moved on. I'm sorry you're pretending to be mad at a game you probably put like $11 max into. (if you put in anymore than that tho id say you were retarded)
Have of these characters I don't even recognize.
What's your point?
How much or how little of it you enjoyed isn't an argument for (temporarily) removing almost all of it. Likewise, how much or how little anyone spent on it doesn't excuse the state of the game after 8 years.
I'm genuinely not sure what you're trying to argue here.

As for being mad, I doubt anyone in here really is. The update was shit, although even worse than expected, so it's more fun to bitch about it than to replay what little content there is. A few days from now everyone will have moved on and we'll all reconvene in two months, when the next thoroughly disappointing update drops, to bitch about it some more.
 

Ryan_dilanc

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As i said THIS ERROR keeps apearing now i try to open the 20.16 version
the only thing i did was Open the new version and now i cant play the old one

IT doesnt let me delete the file of the old version either
 

Maericke

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To add to this, This is the same kind of crap Peter Molyneux pulled with Godus, lots of promises, very little in the way of deliverables. Deceived lots of people, myself included.
Bad comparison. People weren't 'deceived' they were too lazy to ask follow-up questions.

"Hey do you guys want us to do a tech update to improve load times and make things smoother?"
"Sure sounds great."

Follow that up with a simple question like, "What will happen to all the current content? Will you have to re-do everything?"
and then you'd get a proper answer.
 

nnorc

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Bad comparison. People weren't 'deceived' they were too lazy to ask follow-up questions.

"Hey do you guys want us to do a tech update to improve load times and make things smoother?"
"Sure sounds great."

Follow that up with a simple question like, "What will happen to all the current content? Will you have to re-do everything?"
and then you'd get a proper answer.
I'll concede your point, deceived was the wrong word. Given half truths? Any reasonable person would have expected at least parity with the way things were before hand, given the length of time, or at least a buggy mess that halfway resembles it. To me this just says "we allowed you to support us and put on a good show (via streams) but have very little to actually show for it."

Maybe it's more like the sure-fire potato bug killer?
 

Whiterichie93

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What's your point?
How much or how little of it you enjoyed isn't an argument for (temporarily) removing almost all of it. Likewise, how much or how little anyone spent on it doesn't excuse the state of the game after 8 years.
I'm genuinely not sure what you're trying to argue here.

As for being mad, I doubt anyone in here really is. The update was shit, although even worse than expected, so it's more fun to bitch about it than to replay what little content there is. A few days from now everyone will have moved on and we'll all reconvene in two months, when the next thoroughly disappointing update drops, to bitch about it some more.
My point is it's likely people didn't even value the content when it was there considering the people that paid for it (when they voted for more) kept voting for the same 20% of content. So the fact that most of the content people were uninterrested in disappeared but thats one of the main hooks to your argument seems weird to me. Why do you care? But also, to undo and redraw EVERYTHING is going to look like, well... THIS. This is why most of these porn games, Hollywood movies, and TV shows are in 3d. Drawn shit takes WAY too long to make. There's nothing out of the ordinary with this kind of set-up and the probability of greed being the main driver is low in my opinion for the above reasons.

But as for your 2nd paragraph, thats my point. you're pretending to be assmad and your reason is because its fun. Can't argue with that dude. It took a really long time and we kinda have to start from scratch cuz thats what happens when a person who has never coded before makes a game with massive feature creep.
 
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I came two days later to see how this thread was evolving and i still read people complaining. Meanwhile it seems that the darkcookie patreon count is better than ever, i find this both funny and enlightening.
It has calmed down a bit, but yeah, this is still mostly a cry-baby thread currently. Its pathetic.
People around here really need to:
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DownTheDrain

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My point is it's likely people didn't even value the content when it was there considering the people that paid for it (when they voted for more) kept voting for the same 20% of content. So the fact that most of the content people were uninterrested in disappeared but thats one of the main hooks to your argument seems weird to me. Why do you care?
By that logic development of the game could've stopped 6 years ago and there's no need for further updates cause everything you assume people ever cared about is already there. The only possible improvement would be to discard the rest of the game and start a spin-off focusing exclusively on those 20% of content, whatever they may be.
It's a bit of a non-argument and we both know it, but that's fine since we're just arguing for the sake of arguing at this point.

But as for your 2nd paragraph, thats my point. you're pretending to be assmad and your reason is because its fun. Can't argue with that dude. It took a really long time and we kinda have to start from scratch cuz thats what happens when a person who has never coded before makes a game with massive feature creep.
I didn't pretend to be assmad, the most I can muster is some level of surprise that the tech update turned out to be significantly worse than even the most rabid doomsayers predicted.
As for starting from scratch, wasn't that what the tech update was supposed to do 2 years ago? I thought that was the whole excuse for all the lack of new content in the meantime.

Be that as it may, you seem to find my faux outrage as amusing as I find your willingness to defend even the most feeble excuses for underdelivering on the devs part.
We're obviously not going to convince each other and if you're honestly satisfied with the state of the game and the progress of development then good for you I guess.

Enjoy the rest of your day.
 
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