natowarhead

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Let's explore. Please, have a seat over on the couch. So, how was your relationship with your mother?
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My mother and I got off to a rocky start. You see, I was born at an early age in life and no sooner had I declared 'Hello World' than the world responded with a resounding SLAP! I was left in such a state that it was many months, even over a year, before I could walk and talk on my own again. It wasn't 'til years later when I discovered my mother, me own mum, had *paid* the doctor to do this to me.
 
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