- Aug 30, 2019
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THANK YOU! I'll always die on the hill that Michael is a homie and always will be.Let me tell you how is gonna go.
Mc:why we have to fight?
Michael: no reason.
MC: ...... fine let's fucking go.
After an epic fight in the porn game history where they beat the Living crap out of each other.
MC:got enough?
Michael: (smirk) for now.
MC: about time i'm fucking Hungry. Wanna eat before alice Chew us out ?.
Michael:sure i drive.
MC: the fuck you are i don't wanna get hit by a truck.
Michael:that hurts.
Deryl showed signs of jealousy and cockiness long before he got his powers. He IS an ass for taking it as far as he did. The second you start actively making shit to kill me with (Corrosion, Acids, Fire, Lazers, etc.) you aren't my friend anymore.
Jake is a bit of a sadder case, but that's literally no excuse for how he acted. Making Amber and Liz show their tits and then dissing us off, almost acting on the intrusive thought of raping Jess in front of Jared, etc.
Now compare that to something like Alice, we didn't even REALLY know her, sure we worked with her professionally for the heist but that was about it. When she got her powers she didn't immediately go ape shit power tripping. She actively helps us throughout the game, getting us a car, being ready to flee the country with us, helping us out in prison, putting herself on the spotlight for attacking the PM's office, etc.
What has Jake or Deryl really done for us? Deryl revealed our secret so keeping it isn't a merit. How about Jake helping us with note taking? Anddd that's about it. Now what did we do for them? Helped Deryl with EVERY LITTLE FUCKING pet project, saved his life against Kenny, caused the MC incident with his Dad & Brother, been a loyal best bud. In the brief time we met with Jake we stopped his bullies when we were around, helped his best friend with the same issue, introduced them to our friend group, invited them to the beach.
People can maintain they aren't "evil" but they aren't good people, regardless of which route you choose given their actions. I'll pick Michael and Alice who've been the cornerstone of friendship this entire game with no indication of being anything otherwise just because Michael is slightly bloodlusted amidst battle vs every bit of trustworthiness I've seen from Deryl or Jake.
Clone Deryl was a homie though.