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Yo pass the link. Nvm found it.On a side note, have you guys seen that guy on the itch.io page for Superhuman raging about the creator being a pedophile? That shit is hilarious to read
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I....I just lost brain cells reading that shit on itch.io
I've never seen someone so fucking butthurt over being banned that they toss out pedo allegations.
necromater her ya go brotherrrr
I've never seen someone so fucking butthurt over being banned that they toss out pedo allegations.
necromater her ya go brotherrrr
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For anyone curious about what the homies on the discord are saying here ya go:
Yes I use whitemode...I like it when my eyes bleed (get flashbanged goons).
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I actually find a hypothetical Jake vs Charlie power match more interesting. Like, how would it even work if those two abilities clash? Their abilities are very elaborate. We know Jake has Authority but Charlie's powers are a wild card that we don't know the mixture of. It's possible that it's from an Apostle or even a rival monster God outside of the 6 Arbiters and 12 Apostles line entirely.
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Now that is a very interesting match up.
Although honestly I have no clue who'd win I guess we'd need to wait a bit longer to get more info about Charlie (and see how Jake progresses).
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Here's a bit more context to that pedo allegation stuff:
Now ima go cleanse my brain with Lady Shadow's visage.
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Interesting question. Depending on the environment the fight will look different.
Setting the stage:
We will have to assume that both will be at about an equal power level. Jake has better compatibility than Demi and he is likely to be way more powerful than her but I will ignore this for now because I want to compare powers.
The fight will look vastly different depending on if it's a crowded place or they fight in isolation. So I will draw scenarios for both cases.
Both will want to win and work to that end. I'm not going to take their respective personallities into account.
Some premises about Jake:
Jake has offensive power by commanding his target to hurt himself.
Jake's offensive commands are easier to resist than his more utility/control based commands.
Jake is better at commanding a single opponent at a time. As a level 1 he doesn't have the imprint ability.
Jake's defensive power works by making the target subconsciously avoiding to harm him if possible.
Some premises about Demi
Demi lacks any offensive power whatsoever, at best she can trick her enemy to drop off a cliff chasing a winning lottery ticket or something.
Demi is better at calling allies to her side than Jake is. That's the main expression of her power as shown to us.
Demi's defensive power works by making the target not wanting to go against her wishes and not wanting to harm her in the first place.
Isolated place fight:
This will be the most boring fight in existence.
Since Demi lacks an offensive power, her best course of action is either mental dominance of trickery. So she will either try to make him surrender by going heavy on her "charm" ability and hoping that Jake will like her so much he will surrender by himself, or she will use her illusion powers to give him something else to do instead of fighting.
Jake on the other hand is unlikely that will try to harm her, at least at the start of the fight, thanks to her charm ability. But he can just ask her to surrender, which doesn't harm her directly so it's easier to take hold.
At the very beginning of the fight, Demi has the edge because Jake needs to voice the command, while Demi doesn't need time to become more charming. So if Demi is to win this, it will happen in a second. If she fails to do that, then they will be locked into a "you surrender, no you surrender" fight, that will whittle down both their powers. At 0 power, Jake has the obvious edge by beating Demi with his fists since he is 3 times her size.
So the tldr version is: If Demi doesn't instantly win, the fight goes absolutely in Jake's favor. The chances of Demi winning are abysmal, but it can happen. Demi's win will be Jake surrendering or leaving, she can't harm him in any shape or form.
Crowded place fight:
This will be more interesting, and a possible result is that they will both die from exhaustion ^_^. The result will depend on Demi's power efficiency as she obviously has the initiative here. The best course of action is to use a high risk strategy of pulling bystanders to fight for her. Her effect is area based, while Jake will have to command each person in isolation. Jake doesn't have the option of turning Demi's allies on her, it will take too long.
Demi has an obvious choice here, and that's upping the charm. Everyone in proximity will want to help her, and they will all go after Jake. However this will exhaust her. The question is if it's possible for her to maintain the charm while resisting one or two commands from Jake. If yes, then Jake is in HUGE trouble because he will be flooded by a horde of people wanting to kill him, his defensive powers will work overtime and his commands will lose potency. In that scenario Demi wins. If Demi gets exhausted doing that, Jake's command will take hold and he can do whatever he wants.
Jake may be able to use an "All of you do X" command, but it will probably exhaust him too and in that scenario Demi seems to have an edge because her powers are more suited in making people love her. People will probably resist Jake's powers harder than Demi's.
Result:
All in all, Jake has the better chances of winning thanks to having more balanced abilities than Demi. However Demi has a fighting chance. If they fight 100 times, I expect Jake to win the majority of the fights.
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God this took me on a trip down memory lane when I basically had a 'slap' fight in D&D against a clone of my character which basically resulted in this scenario lol.
All in all I agree with your result (Jake most def has a higher win rate over Demi but my lord I like to imagine the scenario where they just draw cause both passed out from trying to 1 up the other has a small percentage of those fights).
I'm amused he's still sitting on itch.io posting every hour.
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Haha, these silly fights are very memorable. I was playing a Paladin once and I asked the DM to allow me to use intimidation checks instead of attacks against lesser enemies to force them to surrender. He didn't like it at first, but I promised I'd roleplay the interactions. Great comedic value. The attempts were anything from "By the power of my god I compel you, you miserable creature", to "You socks stink. What's the point of fighting so hard if you can't even buy new socks?". And of course the "you surrender, no you surrender" scenario when the rolls failed.
It's very possible for those two to literally die from exhaustion, possibly at the same time. Especially Demi, her powers are very easy to overuse and depending on her tactical sense and control, she may not even have the time or presense of mind to use them efficiently.
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So that slap fight session was apart of a long solo campaign with my former friend as the GM, I was playing as a Dhamphir Atavist named "Lucius von Salazar" (I played as him for at least 3 years give or take) who wanted to become a god, of course this would be no easy challenge and it took well over 2 years to actually get there but at any rate my character pissed off a lot of people and eventually he was hunted down by a group and their shadowy leader (surprise its the clone) who wanted to take my character's place.
My character's companion, a baby Dracolich named Vorunir (there's a wholeeeee fucking story about him but thats a tale for another time) defeated the clone and proceeded to dip the clone in liquid gold (something I did as a way to remember all of my big enemies...yes I turned em into statues lol).
Fun times heheh.
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Oh nice, Khal Drogo would be proud. And you made me jealous. My friend DM was averse to both playing evil characters and to Eberron stuff (didn't fit his world his said, yea sure, it's not like his homebrews were that lore friendly). I had a concept for a Sorcerer who was drawing creatures on a paper and they came to life, but I had to use the dragonmarked races to build it cause the class is really light on summoning spells, at least before Tasha's. I also homebrewed the Bone Knight as a 1/3 fighter divine caster subclass, still didn't get to play it. Eberron needs to become the default DnD setting. Screw FR, screw Greyhawk and it's derivatives. Crazy steampunk madness and glory to Karrnath.
Superhuman really tingles my DnD senses. Every fight I see has parallels with what I consider the strongest playstyles in DnD combat. The technical, minion based, high mobility defensive style seems to be the most potent, and MC is the epitomy of it, especially now with his multiple autonomous tails.
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I got lucky with my GM he was always down for just about anything (as long as it wasn't from D&D Wiki...well except Pepsi man who made an appearance in all 3 of our april fools sessions).
Lucius was a character that reallllly had my speech giving skills tested (As I went heavy into my evil and had to convince many...eventually the world that my way was the best lol)
God damn it now I wanna play D&D again and I agree I can most def see them parallels in regards to D&D playstyles.
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I read all of Johnthedestroyer (or whatever tf his name is) posts on itch.io and holy jesus on a cross how retarded he is.
He just continued
He just continued
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On god I lost braincells reading his posts man.
Like, after digging into the whole situation (via discord) he's most def a weirdo who probably does this shit on the regular.
If any of you wanna lose braincells just go here:
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This reply to that accuser has me dying ngl:
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Charlie powers are the most "im high on meth" of all, what kind of power is that anyways, they should explain it better like "she can see the variables of the universe and manipulate it to create rules" but at the moment is more like "Hocus Pocus! you can't attack me or you have to refocus!!"
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Now that he knows about countries with lower age of consent he is probably going to name all their MC "Israeli Man" and set the daughters age to 16. In the words of my loony ex, the slut is the one who needs to make others believe she's not a slut. I can see some parallels here.