Me? A traitor? Never!
There is indeed a traitor among us, but it is not I.
Here! Do you recognize this, you fiend?
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I know who I swore my allegiance to! And it was not whoever, or whatever, took this beautiful beings place!
I still remember fondly, the last words we exchanged... what I had to do. To clap some cheeks. And indeed I set out to do just that! I prepared, oiled up, and lay in wait... only to have my faith challenged and crushed by none other than you, the true imposter!
I was devastated. Our time together may have been brief, but it shook me to my very core nonetheless.
So a change of plans was in order. The clapping of cheeks was delayed. I needed allies. Allies you couldn't reach with your false words. Allies to help me see things for what they truly are, and maybe find weakness, a tear I could exploit, to take back what I lost.
I will bring shame to the dogclapper's name if I have to, and get my friend back, no matter what it takes!
And, somehow, I'm sure, Shadow would do the same.