Ain't nothing wrong with getting some of that sweet bearussy my brother in mommy 4th. Human girls are sooooo overrated.
We've prepared for this day for so long.
But you all lack one thing in comparison to us Dogclappers...you lack unity. The moment the dogclappers disappear you are all back at each others throats. But not us, the dogclappers. We are unified under the greatest girl only second to mommy 4th herself.
We stand at the precipice my brothers against the hateful swarms. We lack the numbers, but we do not lack the faith our dearest Lady Shadow grants us and with our fervent belief in Mommy 4th's superiority we shall be victorious!
A mustache man who was quite evil once said "All you have to do is kick in the door and the whole rotten structure will crumble to the ground" we shall do this to this 'unified' front against our fair lady and those ever loyal to her.
But as mommy says in the tome, we aren't allowed to wage war against each other so instead....
I insult ye sir! You and all your foul wenches and their issues! Lady Shadow has no issues except being a protective sister! All hail the beta breaker! All hail protector of the weak willed! All hail the best girl! Lady Shadow reigns supreme