Wake up to another glorious morning of my little-sister-who's-not-my-little-sister cuddling me. Hot damn, she's so cute. Push her aside, as the gremlin fairy creature thing starts mocking us for our high levels of sexual kinship(Skinship?) , then punch fairy thing in the face -- metaphorically of course because it wasn't an actual option-- then go about my day.
Time to go for some real shit. I go looking for my Mom-but-she's-not-mom. Anyways, I go looking for her, and of course, the first thing I check tis he bathroom(bathhouse) because that's where all good Moms go to bathe with their sons first thing in the morning.
But of course, just my luck that it's just some random girl masturbating in there instead. Suffice to say, I blow a quick kiss to masturbation girl before leaving her to do her own business -- because I'm a swell guy like that. Hot damn, I'm so sexy and cool.
Kitchen time. I'm hungry, and Mom should be in there too, right? Wrong, it's just the maid, but who cares! She's hot, and she's horny, and she's ready to go. I fuck her then pay myself for all the trouble with some delicious cream bagels. Mm, fresh cream too! Wonder where it came from.
Welp, after a quick talk with clinically depressed mom(yeahhhh, tentacles and the death of your son can do that to yah), I go back to my room to find my short, muscley orc waifu attacking my also short, not-so-muscley fairy waifu... thing. My little sister just kind of stands there watching happily. Gosh, she's cute. But wait, she's not my actual little sister, right? She's my not-actual-little-sister-but-still-little-sister. Gosh, that's confusing, so I decide to stop thinking about it all and just tell orc waifu to kill fairy waifu already. Unfortunately, little sister waifu tells them to stop, and welp, you can't say no to little sister waifu. So I get orc waifu to stop by promise promising to let her bathe in the blood my enemies some another day.
Mannn, I'm so attractive, smart, handsome, and intelligent.
At this point in the story, I'm getting a little weirded out(I know, it's in the title, right?!), and I decide to take a break against this nice, solid white pillar thing made purposely for vegging out after a hard day lewding. Unfortunately, some random girl walks up to me and has the audacity to ask "If I work here". Bitch, I'm gonna own the place soon, what do you want?
...She then proceeds to ask if I'm her Dad -- but not her Daddy because that would've made me actually happy -- and so I'm forced to promptly log off the game and write a review saying... THIS GAME IS WEIRD AS FUCK.
10/10, couldn't be better.
Disclaimer
This review may or may not have been brought to you from the perspective of an unreliable narrator. You have been warned.