no no, let me guess. the error log attached to this post was caused because i don't have java 1.8.0+ installed wasn't it?
if that is the case then there's absolutely nothing i can do about it because java simply will not update past 1.7.whatever on my laptop. heck, 1.8.0 won't even install. all it'll do when i try installing it is start 2 installation processes then simply stall. said processes will use around 14,000k memory or something with 0 cpu usage and that's it. no amount of waiting or anything will get it to work.
believe me, i've tried. though i think i know of one solution that could work. maybe try and do like the creator of the game Lilith's Throne (pretty sure that game uses java 1.8.something) and include the necessary java related stuff with the game itself... or did you already do that? well, regardless, here's the error log it gave me after it opened then closed the game automatically the instant i double clicked the .exe.