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Fleep

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That's a good joke because realistically speaking no one other than Urka or the Dark Knight can be better than Alma.
 
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Pamphlet

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I have complex feelings about Alma. She's built to make me happy in the groin, yet her whole credo is about making me not happy in the groin.

Woe! Confusion! Spoopy wailing!
 

Twiton

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I have complex feelings about Alma. She's built to make me happy in the groin, yet her whole credo is about making me not happy in the groin.
This is why we learn magic and how to eat ass good, so we can enjoy that happy feeling mutually. (Unless we get a sparring option, then we could enjoy frequent repeat combat fucks.)

Meanwhile Brigand is built like a tomboy American football player smuggling bowling ball tits in her breastplate, while seemingly enjoying any kind of sex that lets her cum or is part of a bet. 10/10, love her.
 

Pamphlet

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This is why we learn magic and how to eat ass good, so we can enjoy that happy feeling mutually. (Unless we get a sparring option, then we could enjoy frequent repeat combat fucks.)

Meanwhile Brigand is built like a tomboy American football player smuggling bowling ball tits in her breastplate, while seemingly enjoying any kind of sex that lets her cum or is part of a bet. 10/10, love her.
Don't get me wrong, I'm almost always happy to nosh on a good bum. I'd just prefer to be able to enjoy a good boner while I do. ;)

I can see why you like the brigand. In her own moral realm of bum-or-be-bummed she has a solid sense of fair play. I can respect that.
 
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PhazeUFO

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That's a good joke because realistically speaking no one other than Urka or the Dark Knight can be better than Alma.
That is an even better joke.
Alma is good, as is Urka, but Brigand? True dream marriage material.
Heh.
Meanwhile Brigand is built like a tomboy American football player smuggling bowling ball tits in her breastplate, while seemingly enjoying any kind of sex that lets her cum or is part of a bet. 10/10, love her.
American football player? Is that an offensive joke? :Kappa:
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Old list. But both demon King and evoker are a C for me
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Heathen list.
MFW Urka, Selkie and Dully ain't in S-tier.
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I too am confused by this list.
 
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