- Jul 26, 2018
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The definition of androgynous is someone of indeterminate sex, all the futa characters or whatever you wanna call em are outrageously feminine, the only thing that's not feminine is the cock there, and androgyny doesn't depend on what's in your pants, pals. Hey, I wasn't knocking the game, I personally enjoyed it, but love the game or hate it, androgynous ain't "woman with dick". Nor is it a femboy or tomboy, actually, it's rather "something with ???", though that too is simplifying things. If your first reaction is, "Ah, that's a woman. Oh wait, she's got a dick", or "What a cute girl... Oh, that's a guy?", that's not androgynous, that's just misleading.
Androgyny depends entirely upon one's outer appearance (yes, dicks and pussies are on the outside, but like I was saying, they don't contribute), with some make up and a good face, anyone that's not super curvy or muscular can be androgynous. That's the thing though, all the characters in this game are curvy except for like, the fucking tortoise. I mean, some of them are super muscular too, but they're muscular and curvy, with long hair, feminine faces, and big tits, so they never end up looking actually androgynous either. Even the most "masculine" face option for Hiro has him looking pretty feminine. Now, if he had a beard and a mustache with that curvy ass body of his, which is curvy even on the lowest settings, yeah, that'd be fairly androgynous. However, seeing as that isn't the case, and Hiro has no particularly manly traits to him, I shall reiterate, none of these characters are androgynous, they're all either feminine with a dick or just feminine. Oh, there's a few male characters without Futa+ turned on, I suppose. I like the innkeep, dude's cool, an absolute gigachad in a land full of twinks and futas.
Hmm, well, maybe you took umbrage with how I described traps? I mean, I'm right, but I guess I'll explain. Hey, second guy called me arrogant, I gotta play that role. Anyway, the procedure for almost all artists who draw femboys is to take a female character, remove the titties, remove the pussy, and add a dick. Boom! There's the femboy of your heart's desire! I mean, come on lads. Sure, the character gets called a boy, but if they were a futa with no tits, there'd be no huge change. I mean, outside of the aesthetic. Femboys have a rather specific way of being depicted, a depiction territory, if you will, that the majority of artists absolutely do not step out of. They almost always have a tight fitting and/or frilly shirt of some kind, a skirt, thigh highs, and at least something going on with their hair, a bow or other accessory, or it's tied up in some way. I wonder where I've seen characters that match that description...?
Well, that's that. Glad I took some time out of my day to write this, it's so much fun. Had a bit of tea, wrote this, and it's still nice and hot. I think I'll get some sweet treats to go with this. I should argue on the internet more.
P.S. Hey first guy, you putting "these" in quotes doesn't make any sense. I mean, I get you're referring to me as one of several individuals who voiced similar opinions, your use of the word "these" there itself made sense, but the quotes don't. It's as if you're talking about how someone else referred to us raucous fellows, by the way, patch those fellows to me, if they're anything like me, they'll be great fun. Again, cause of the accusation of my arrogance, I gotta fulfill some expectations, how's my narcissism? Well, anywho, the quotes there were weird and unnecessary. If you wanted to put a word in quotes, you'd have to drop referring to me and my soon to be mates as "these". Here's a sample insult with using quotes around a normal word to make it an insult towards me and my lads: [Oh great, another one of these "people"...]
Oh and, pre-emptively, yeah, I wrote an essay, cry about it all you want, this shit is fun for me. I'd be a writer for some of these devs easy, if I were better at sexy talk. I mean, it's not even a proper essay, no thesis, no intro, this is a postscript, so it doesn't really count as a conclusion, but anytime I write one of these walls of text, that's the first thing that's said. Read it or don't, I had fun writing it up, it's not something I'm over here malding and spending hours on, this is a fun 20~30 minute escapade where I prove myself right and brush up on my writing, vocabulary, and grammar. These are the only times I practice those things, so you know what? I love you silly fellas. Thanks. Read it or don't, you're absolute Chads in my eyes, cause you decided to deride someone you thought was mocking you. I know we're just behind screens, so maybe you wouldn't in real life, but that's somethingyou ought to do. Don't just roll over whenever someone insults you, and/or rely on others to tell the meanie fucking with you to "Just let people enjoy things," and then hope that the aforementioned meanie leaves you alone (he won't). Fuck with the guy back! Call him a bitch, call him a fucker, call him subhuman, or imply it like I did in my sample insult. If you enjoy something, don't let some dickhead with an exhaust pipe for a brain bully you for what you like. Not that I was bullying you, I just think that the title of this game is silly for what the characters actually look like, though I do know it's meant more as just a catchy title rather than a truly proper description. The femboy stuff was also mostly just a joke, though I do believe that in a game with so many futas, the distinction between trap and futa is really just tits or no tits. That being said, I do indeed have a diesel engine in my noggin. It's got shitty mileage though... Wow, I've written quite a bit too much, but hey, it's a fun thing to do. I'm not a good writer, I'm sure, but it really is a load of fun. Man, the words just keep flowing out, I could definitely write you up a proper essay on how non-androgynous futas and femboys are. Ah, but that's something for another time. Well, this is goodbye for real, I hope you've enjoyed this ridiculously long reply to two sentences
