Java Tales of Androgyny [v0.3.64.1] [Majalis]

[Count Morado]

The installation instructions are completely nonsensical and the uploader still trolls to this day by deliberately packaging the wrong version of the JAR with the other downloads.
Just download the JAR and run java -jar TalesOfAndrogyny.jar.

No, the installation instructions are not completely nonsensical. Pretty simple and straight forward. There's even a TL;DR (which you obviously didn't read), as well as a step by step with images linked in the instructions post.

No, the uploader doesn't continue to troll, and it is not the wrong version of the jar is packaged with the other downloads. If you bothered to read the installation instructions, you would see that all OS versions are updated only monthly. JAR and APK are the only weekly updates because all you gotta do is download the OS version once and then if you want to play any update, you download the new JAR and replace the old one in the game folder (APK is for android - gotta use that instead).

No, not everyone has an app that can run java programs natively on their OS. Hence why there are various OS versions and very few people need to run java natively and so the added instructions on how to install java would only cause more complications and even more tech support headaches... and more people who don't read before they comment.

 

[Bob69]

The installation instructions are completely nonsensical and the uploader still trolls to this day by deliberately packaging the wrong version of the JAR with the other downloads.
Just download the JAR and run java -jar TalesOfAndrogyny.jar.

Can't fix stupid

 

[Twiton]

Please tell me majalis will make a sissification game or something like that. I like futa on male, but I also like male on femboy.

Are you talking about how this game lacks a lot of Male on Femboy artwork? Because this game has spades of Male on Femboy content in writing.

 

[exrtfcgvyuhbjn]

No, the uploader doesn't continue to troll, and it is not the wrong version of the jar is packaged with the other downloads.

It quite literally is.
There is the wrong version of the JAR packaged with the frontends for literally no reason other than the malice/incompetence of the uploader - anyone with a triple digit IQ or the barest familiarity with a computer would not continuously upload three copies of the wrong file when the frontends very rarely need updates and have literally no reason at all to be packaged with the JAR (yet alone the wrong JAR, which they are).

No, not everyone has an app that can run java programs natively on their OS.

I guess it's unsurprisingly that you can't read my post or operate a computer when you're defending this setup, but: that is what the WIN/etc. frontends are for. There is no reason they should be packaged with the wrong JAR, or even a JAR at all.

Can't fix stupid

Clearly. It's natural for us to try, though.

 

[Bob69]

It quite literally is.
There is the wrong version of the JAR packaged with the frontends for literally no reason other than the malice/incompetence of the uploader - anyone with a triple digit IQ or the barest familiarity with a computer would not continuously upload three copies of the wrong file when the frontends very rarely need updates and have literally no reason at all to be packaged with the JAR (yet alone the wrong JAR, which they are).

Well aside from our rules. Sure... But hey seems you know more then the incompetent uploader

 

[RC-1138 Boss]

It quite literally is.
There is the wrong version of the JAR packaged with the frontends for literally no reason other than the malice/incompetence of the uploader - anyone with a triple digit IQ or the barest familiarity with a computer would not continuously upload three copies of the wrong file when the frontends very rarely need updates and have literally no reason at all to be packaged with the JAR (yet alone the wrong JAR, which they are).

I guess it's unsurprisingly that you can't read my post or operate a computer when you're defending this setup, but: that is what the WIN/etc. frontends are for. There is no reason they should be packaged with the wrong JAR, or even a JAR at all.

Clearly. It's natural for us to try, though.

The mere fact that you equate IQ with intelligence says a lot about you and explains all the nonsense you just wrote after it.

 

[AverageGobboEnjoyer]

It quite literally is.
There is the wrong version of the JAR packaged with the frontends for literally no reason other than the malice/incompetence of the uploader - anyone with a triple digit IQ or the barest familiarity with a computer would not continuously upload three copies of the wrong file when the frontends very rarely need updates and have literally no reason at all to be packaged with the JAR (yet alone the wrong JAR, which they are).

I guess it's unsurprisingly that you can't read my post or operate a computer when you're defending this setup, but: that is what the WIN/etc. frontends are for. There is no reason they should be packaged with the wrong JAR, or even a JAR at all.

Clearly. It's natural for us to try, though.

Triple digit IQ normally means +100, not 3 fingers up in the air.
What part of simple 3 step installation instruction is so hard to understand?

English isn't my 1st language, but i have a good enough comprehension of it to see that you do not need +100 IQ for such simple instructions, i've seen lego sets with more complicated procedures.

And updating the game with weekly is easy, just download the java version from OP and replace the old .jar with the one you get from it.

 

[Count Morado]

It quite literally is.
There is the wrong version of the JAR packaged with the frontends for literally no reason other than the malice/incompetence of the uploader - anyone with a triple digit IQ or the barest familiarity with a computer would not continuously upload three copies of the wrong file when the frontends very rarely need updates and have literally no reason at all to be packaged with the JAR (yet alone the wrong JAR, which they are).

I guess it's unsurprisingly that you can't read my post or operate a computer when you're defending this setup, but: that is what the WIN/etc. frontends are for. There is no reason they should be packaged with the wrong JAR, or even a JAR at all.

Clearly. It's natural for us to try, though.

You are not only wrong, but completely wrong.

Have a lovely day.

 

[Flugelbozz]

Disregarding his ragebait, I recommend providing WIN/Mac/Linux builds without the JAR files:
make it a two part download so that the steps would become

1. download your OS specific files
2. download the jar
3. put them into the same folder
4. ???
5. profit

The main reason why people stay away from the win/mac/linux builds are because they think its outdated due to the version numbers next to them. With this method, it can clearly be seen that its a two part download in the OP.

Considerations:
1. My JAR stopped working with the current .exe!
download the new WIN files from OP and move the JAR over

2. Help! I cant find an .exe in my JAR!
Can't fix stupid

 

[exrtfcgvyuhbjn]

I like how you call a post ragebait and then agree with it entirely.

 

[Deleted member 6746257]

Given chat.com (which is ChatGPT) doesn't require a log-in any mouthbreather can just complain to it and get a pretty decent tech support for any problem.
And by proxy, improve the dataset that ChatGPT operates on.
We're ought to start dropping most of tech related questions out of the thread and direct humans over there.

 

[AverageGobboEnjoyer]

Given chat.com (which is ChatGPT) doesn't require a log-in any mouthbreather can just complain to it and get a pretty decent tech support for any problem.
And by proxy, improve the dataset that ChatGPT operates on.
We're ought to start dropping most of tech related questions out of the thread and direct humans over there.

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And it gets it wrong too, there's no need to install java for ToA.
I'm surprised it didn't instruct you to stick a fork into an electric socket to get the game running.

 

[Deleted member 6746257]

And it gets it wrong too, there's no need to install java for ToA.

You'll have to read the prompt very carefully and then explain to me, how would it be possible to run a .jar file without the Java runtime environment present on the host machine.

Or let me rephrase it. Explain in very basic simple terms where did it wrong the asking party. Burden of proof is on you.

 

[AverageGobboEnjoyer]

You'll have to read the prompt very carefully and then explain to me, how would it be possible to run a .jar file without the Java runtime environment present on the host machine.

Or let me rephrase it. Explain in very basic simple terms where did it wrong the asking party. Burden of proof is on you.

Download the system appropriate version from OP (windows, linux or mac), unzip that one, then download the weekly (java version form OP), replace the old .jar with the one you just downloaded, launch the game with .exe

I've not had java installed for aeons and yet i'm able to run the game just fine.

Sure, chatGPT ain't gonna datamine some goonerpirate forum for this info so it's not gonna give out the information i've given.

 

[Maiar]

I downloaded the game for the first time ages ago when I didn't have java installed, ToA worked.
I installed java for some little application that was needed to patch an older game I was playing with friends, ToA worked.
I uninstalled java because I don't need it anymore, ToA works.

Damn, Majalis must be Todd Howard because It Just Works.

 

[Twiton]

Hey F95, I'm now supporting ACompleteSpiral on Patreon so I got to chat with them, here's some ultra secret Behind the Scenes info about my comfort character and ToA's Music.
DID YOU KNOW

Spoiler: ACompleteSpiral's insight into the Soundtrack and Brigand's Soundtracks being 'Intense'

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So Brigand isn't actually being all that serious with us when we fight her in Zone 1. Perhaps the Heels are power limiters...

 

[Flugelbozz]

I like how you call a post ragebait and then agree with it entirely.

calling the uploader who graces this thread with weekly updates a troll is definitely ragebait.
Then again, I'm one of the proponents who ran this natively with java for over 5 years.

Download the system appropriate version from OP (windows, linux or mac), unzip that one, then download the weekly (java version form OP), replace the old .jar with the one you just downloaded, launch the game with .exe

I've not had java installed for aeons and yet i'm able to run the game just fine.

Sure, chatGPT ain't gonna datamine some goonerpirate forum for this info so it's not gonna give out the information i've given.

sigh, he's messing with you, the jre is included with the (system appropriate) bundle. you cant get around by not having it

 

[Twiton]

over 5 years.

 

[AverageGobboEnjoyer]

sigh, he's messing with you

Tbh, i cannot differentiate it anymore,

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is a bitch.

 

[Deleted member 6746257]

Download the system appropriate version from OP (windows, linux or mac), unzip that one, then download the weekly (java version form OP), replace the old .jar with the one you just downloaded, launch the game with .exe

I've not had java installed for aeons and yet i'm able to run the game just fine.

Sure, chatGPT ain't gonna datamine some goonerpirate forum for this info so it's not gonna give out the information i've given.

First of all you are deeply confused about how things work under the hood.

Windows version of TOA along with the other platform "builds" ship with a standalone JRE. The bundling comes with the libGDX — the dinosaur old framework the game runs on.

This is the only reason it all works — packr.

From your confusion stems the whole "chatGPT a dumb haha".

The specific task given to ChatGPT was to explain how to run the jar. Not to run the .jar replacement ritual you made up for yourself and follow. Which in fact is piss poor, given how you suffer with every minor version release. So it accomplished the task correctly.

You're certainly not a tech savvy person.
Anyone having Java on their host system needs nothing but a fresh .jar to run the game. The rest is candy wrapper.

But if you like your candy with the wrapper — I won't stop you. Just don't tell people it's the right thing.

The only pain in the ass for me was when they moved to a new version of LWJGL, so now I have to put
-XstartOnFirstThread flag to run the thing.


And yes, ChatGPT could've schooled you on that for free.
Me, I'm a simple man, so had to pay for an expensive university that teaches this.