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Anne: "My mind was going nuts in anticipation...then the moment finally came, and he slid 2 fingers inside me. He came close to my ears, and then I heard him say, 'I've missed doing this to you so much.'"
Tony: "Holy shit baby, so this wasn't the first time?"
Anne: "Apparently, but I had no idea."
Thought experiment (because to suggest that you actually do this would be advising you to rape someone): go find a sleeping woman — or a woman that you have no reason to believe isn't sleeping — that's not your wife or girlfriend. Fondle her for a while, then shove your fingers into her vagina. Once you've done that, wake her up and, while you're at it, get the police on the line. Explain to both parties what you've just done. Since this apparently isn't rape, I'm sure it'll be fine with everyone and there will be absolutely no consequences.
Anne: "My mind was going nuts in anticipation...then the moment finally came, and he slid 2 fingers inside me. He came close to my ears, and then I heard him say, 'I've missed doing this to you so much.'"
Tony: "Holy shit baby, so this wasn't the first time?"
Anne: "Apparently, but I had no idea."
Thought experiment (because to suggest that you actually do this would be advising you to rape someone): go find a sleeping woman — or a woman that you have no reason to believe isn't sleeping — that's not your wife or girlfriend. Fondle her for a while, then shove your fingers into her vagina. Once you've done that, wake her up and, while you're at it, get the police on the line. Explain to both parties what you've just done. Since this apparently isn't rape, I'm sure it'll be fine with everyone and there will be absolutely no consequences.
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