The Caesar speaks! What porn game you played that was so bad, horrible, and everything in between that you swore to never play it again?

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Unfortunately I didn't finish the game ^^;;
I think there's a play through on pornhub if you want to see a demo

*SPOILERS AHEAD IN LINK*

wow, tks u, i think i need it and i will watch it :3 spoilers is not really that important cause the feeling when i play on my own is different with watching :3 because like i said the price is kind a high for me so i need to consider before purchase :d u helped me :3
 
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keefer43

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Xagrims's The Promise - drove me nuts. It was poorly implemented, never ready for prime time, but a frustratingly interesting and original story. The grind is way too enormous and there are not any worthwhile hints or any walkthrough.
 

PurpleDeep

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Euphoria was pretty bad. I should have run the moment I saw the poop toggle in the settings. Oh well, lesson learned.
 
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I can't remember, but it was like Yaoi Camp or something, but it was too much boring dialouge and no real consequences to choices. It was more like "choose who to fuck on the beach" so nothing else you decided mattered.
Hmmm, I spent more than an hour watching a video about gameplay on Pornhub, and the result is the same as you said @@. One more thing is that there are too many words and talking in the game @@. There are too many words and choices, but whatever you choose, it also leads to the same result :-? Even though the art was great, the gameplay is kind of fine too. I thought it would be more interesting if there were struggles in making choices for unexpected situations, but there aren't :D.
 

almalexie

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LonaRPG. Man, it wasn't even the H content that scared me away. It was the shopkeeper being a horribly antisemetic caricature and things just devolved from there. The dev is super immature and his idea of humor was 'disgusting and offensive = funny'.
 

LostPraetorian

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LonaRPG. Man, it wasn't even the H content that scared me away. It was the shopkeeper being a horribly antisemetic caricature and things just devolved from there. The dev is super immature and his idea of humor was 'disgusting and offensive = funny'.
LonaRPG as a whole is like, "What if we made an edgy game that's objectively awful and just added in 1000 things to make it objectively more awful?" hidden away by the fact it's a decently unique take on hardcore ARPGs that also happens to be a hgame.
 
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Gabaw

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A bad porn game doesn't stay in your mind, but it scars your soul. While I cannot remember the details, I can remember the rage, frustration, disgust, and disappointment. You see, it's not about the game, it's about you. You read the description, you saw the pictures, you decided to download, you decided to play, you decided to keep going even though you knew in the first minute what the end of the road and its treacherous journey wrought.

Yet, you pressed on, a fool by the name "Gabaw", an incorrigible addict to suffering through foul refuse, chewing on the moldy, rotten leftovers of once fine gourmet, savoring the putrid effusion with every mashing of your molars. Don't deny it. It was certainly not the first time, and it won't be the last. We are lost, gentlemen. There is no path to salvation. May we grow fat in our own filth and forget what it means to be human. Only then can we have peace.
 

desmosome

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A bad porn game doesn't stay in your mind, but it scars your soul. While I cannot remember the details, I can remember the rage, frustration, disgust, and disappointment. You see, it's not about the game, it's about you. You read the description, you saw the pictures, you decided to download, you decided to play, you decided to keep going even though you knew in the first minute what the end of the road and its treacherous journey wrought.

Yet, you pressed on, a fool by the name "Gabaw", an incorrigible addict to suffering through foul refuse, chewing on the moldy, rotten leftovers of once fine gourmet, savoring the putrid effusion with every mashing of your molars. Don't deny it. It was certainly not the first time, and it won't be the last. We are lost, gentlemen. There is no path to salvation. May we grow fat in our own filth and forget what it means to be human. Only then can we have peace.
Well, filtering out any game with terrible English in the overview will save you a lot of time.
 
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Pretentious Goblin

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Anyone notice that the devs who apologize for their non-native English are usually much better at it than those that don't?
 
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