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This is gonna be my long-winded rant on how the quality and effort put into making games is not only getting disturbingly low. But the fact that so many people just reward it because they're led to believe making games is so hard. While making good, complex, beautiful games can be a challenge. Fundamentally, making games is now so easy in the time you, yes you, have read this entire post, you could have made a simple platformer in multiple free game engines. Or even downloaded RenPy and started our own AVN. By the way, this is gonna be about writing and visuals only, I won't even get into fake linear sandboxes with nothing to do, or boring, invasive minigames that add nothing but a time sink to your gameplay.
If you've never seen me before, Im Jnx, I review a lot of the games on this site, and it's getting to the point I'm tired of being the only person rating something for what it currently has, not based on potential or "Because the models are hot." If that's all you need, by all means skip this thread do whatever, we both have separate opinions. But I complain and critique things because when I read or see adult content, I'd hope for it to be, you know, adult? Not written like some horny middle school boys fantasy, referencing Marvel movies and memes, where every girl falls in love with the smell of MC's farts. It's boring, tasteless, and a waste of hard drive space.
Now, I understand where I am. This is a pirate website full of horny brain gamers looking for pretty virtual women to ogle and other at. (Or guys, no judgement.) While, yes, I'm still a horny brained goblin gamer as well, I am sick of the shovelware and honestly wish I could mark so many games on here as such. My goal with this rant is for you, the reader, to not only value yourself, but your time and money more than you currently do. Or at least be aware of the trash and maybe push for better. And I am fine if you say "then why waste my time reading this garbage." Fair. You don't owe me your time. But you also don't owe it to these shovelware devs that pump out game after game, or in this patreon-era development, release after release of hot garbage. And I'm not talking about a fetish you don't like, or focusing on a character you don't care for. I mean broken code, Engrish, zero effort renders, writing that makes drying paint feel like a spectators sport, and/or one of the same 4 plotlines recycled over and over. You deserve BETTER. ESPECIALLY if you pay for it.
Let me write this pseudo-plot and tell me if you've read it somewhere, ANYWHERE, before:
"MC returns home after X amount of time. Him and his housemates[family] had a falling out and he needed to find/better himself. He only returns home after the man of the house leaves/dies/cheats/becomes inept and tries to patch things up with the woman of the house and her 1-3 daughters. The Mother has body image issues even though she's a supermodel. The youngest is overly affectionate and acts like an 8 year old. The middle(if there is one) is usually the most fleshed out character that is glad MC's back and has been trying to keep things together. And the oldest is either abrasive and cold, or motherly and inviting and usually it's the former because of a fight for X years ago. And MC's first thought as he opens the door. 'God she's so hot... I really shouldn't say that about my [DEFINE RELATIONSHIP HERE].' Then simple touches, passing glances and long hugs make everyone discover: sUdDeNlY tHeIr aTtRaCtEd tO eAcH oThEr. Then sex happens until patrons get bored."
Is that familiar? Does replacing "MC returning home" with "MC has/gets amnesia" fill in more of the games? Do you see what I mean? I won't pretend that one or two of the games I've enjoyed on here had some of that in them. But the games I haven't deleted, and/or follow the releases happily actually write out a decent story. Or even if the story isn't amazing, they write good characters. And I don't mean one defining, sad event that happened to the character. I mean they have mannerisms you pick up on, more than one moment in their history is brought up, and you can name more than one personality trait of theirs. I can excuse having a milquetoast MC for a self-insert, if the rest of the story or characters have more effort put into them than: "Oh I spent the last two months learning how to add images to RenPy, please give me money." Writing will always elevate every part of your visual NOVEL. You know, something you READ? It can even enhance the sex scenes.
Would you rather read
"Oh! That feels so good! Wow I'm cumming!"
OR
"Every thrust inside her was ecstasy. The ridges inside her womanhood grind against your glans bringing the moment of release closer and closer. Both of your labored breathing begins to sync up and your passion for one another only seems to increase the sensitivity..." (A little phoned in and slightly cringey, but you get it? DETAILS.)
I know MOST games, even ones I like contain more of the former. I mean, why wouldn't they? They actually SHOW the sex. Sure, you see sex happening. But so many times I've been sitting there clicking through these games, finally approaching a completely unearned sex scene, and for some reason, it's just boring. You see the two frame animation as the player model breaks his spine to shove his comically large penis inside the woman's elastic vagina. Now, I know animating is hard, I know firsthand, so write about it. Make it more sexy than an exaggerated source filmmaker video. Even simple actions, laughs, or just things you don't wanna render or draw. WRITE IT. Instead of *laughs* or *smiles* etc. "You let out a hearty laugh, barely able to contain it after Jimmy fell on his face." Just SOMETHING. I hope that, THAT starts to annoy you after realizing seeing 2006 chatroom "action asterisks" in a story is cheap and lazy. And the "humor" in these games. They're nothing more than "HEY DID YOU GET THAT REFERENCE TO [ANIME/GAME/MOVIE/TV SHOW]?" That's not funny, it's relatable, and the most you did was breath through your nose a little. Situational comedy and physical humor can be done so easily if the characters and events are fleshed out. Klutz? Make them fall. Shy? Have them get embarrassed after they say the wrong words. Simple stuff...
Now I can move on to Language. The Engrish. Why? Why defend these devs that wrote an ENTIRE STORY in a language they clearly don't understand? YOU have to suffer reading it. They shove a script though google translate and you pay $5 a month for a story neither you nor the dev understand. They don't even have an option to set it to their native language. Who benefits from that? On top of that, the renders aren't even good quality, what are you defending? "They put in effort." No. They flipped DAZ assets and barely wrote a story. They spent more time making the patreon page than making a story I can almost guarantee it. Prizes for participation and effort should be reserved for children and pets. This is an ADULT website for ADULT content where another ADULT should be able to see your game/product is shit and move on. Every single time I get the rebuttal "But it's not their first language." All I do is leave the thread. They are hoping to latch onto some fat american whale to fund their livelihood. If I make a game in Chinese or Spanish, Chinese and Spanish players would tell me "This is written so poorly you should never do this again." Even though I'd never be able to read their comment. But as soon as some shovelware dev shows what they've been doing for a week in a text editor white knights descend from all corners of the net saying:
"Be still, villain. They should be praised for venturing into another language, not chastised you heathen!" (How do you format Ye Olde English?)
And I don't get it.
And things are getting even worse with the introduction of "AI." I can understand using "AI" to give a starting point of an event to build off of, or a character idea to replace later. But entire scripts, art, and code are just plugged into an "AI" then copy and pasted into the project. As zero effort as possible to turn a possible profit. The only thing it takes is the time for the GPU to render an image, if that. Zero overhead, 100% profit. That's where we're going, 40 new games released a day because someone decided to try Chattering GTP or Subtle Dysfunction. (You know what I mean, without even saying it deliberately) So many games now I can't tell if it's a bad translation or an "AI" script, nowadays. I see comment after comment "This sounds like if a robot tried to write a porn game" And IT PROBABLY WAS. Someone wanted to apply no effort and for YOU to pay for it, and it's disgusting.
You know what you could do with your money instead? ANYTHING. Invest, buy a smoothie, save for a GPU, buy a real game on sale, make your own game, give to charity, HELL, BURN IT for warmth. ALL of that is of more worth to YOU than downloading some shovelware with MEGA and being disappointed by your time being wasted. Time is literally all you have on this Earth and this absolute lemon of a dev wasted it on MC returning home to learn that he's now a redneck. If you've read all of this and HAVEN'T agreed with anything I've said, more power to you. I'm happy that you can turn your brain off and enjoy trash, I envy you. But if you want a "real world" example of what I mean, go play "Uncharted," whichever one it doesn't matter, then play "Unearthed: The Trail of Ibn Batutta" or however it's spelled. One is practically an industry standard. The other feels so soulless and cash grabby you have to laugh at how bad it is. And that is what the shovelware on this site feels like to me.
But I also know I'm just some random weirdo on the internet. My opinion likely won't change yours. The only other response I could see being said is "Yeah, but what can I do about it?" Speak up. Message the dev and and say "This seems lazy/could be improved/what went wrong here?" If the dev is worth anything, they'll reply with "Thanks for pointing it out, I'll actually take it into consideration moving forward." or "I never thought of that, I'm stuck in this hell of an echo chamber." That has happened to me PLENTY of times. And after that point, you can judge them based on "Did they actually improve based on feedback, or is it more of the same?" Hold them accountable for the things they do or don't do. Just because they made a pretty 3D model, doesn't mean their shit doesn't stink. Cancel your sub, write a review, do something other than sit there and hope things get better.
All that to say, you and your time are worth more than what these leeches are taking from you. you are the end-user and probably even actively paying for the development. You deserve better.
If you've never seen me before, Im Jnx, I review a lot of the games on this site, and it's getting to the point I'm tired of being the only person rating something for what it currently has, not based on potential or "Because the models are hot." If that's all you need, by all means skip this thread do whatever, we both have separate opinions. But I complain and critique things because when I read or see adult content, I'd hope for it to be, you know, adult? Not written like some horny middle school boys fantasy, referencing Marvel movies and memes, where every girl falls in love with the smell of MC's farts. It's boring, tasteless, and a waste of hard drive space.
Now, I understand where I am. This is a pirate website full of horny brain gamers looking for pretty virtual women to ogle and other at. (Or guys, no judgement.) While, yes, I'm still a horny brained goblin gamer as well, I am sick of the shovelware and honestly wish I could mark so many games on here as such. My goal with this rant is for you, the reader, to not only value yourself, but your time and money more than you currently do. Or at least be aware of the trash and maybe push for better. And I am fine if you say "then why waste my time reading this garbage." Fair. You don't owe me your time. But you also don't owe it to these shovelware devs that pump out game after game, or in this patreon-era development, release after release of hot garbage. And I'm not talking about a fetish you don't like, or focusing on a character you don't care for. I mean broken code, Engrish, zero effort renders, writing that makes drying paint feel like a spectators sport, and/or one of the same 4 plotlines recycled over and over. You deserve BETTER. ESPECIALLY if you pay for it.
Let me write this pseudo-plot and tell me if you've read it somewhere, ANYWHERE, before:
"MC returns home after X amount of time. Him and his housemates[family] had a falling out and he needed to find/better himself. He only returns home after the man of the house leaves/dies/cheats/becomes inept and tries to patch things up with the woman of the house and her 1-3 daughters. The Mother has body image issues even though she's a supermodel. The youngest is overly affectionate and acts like an 8 year old. The middle(if there is one) is usually the most fleshed out character that is glad MC's back and has been trying to keep things together. And the oldest is either abrasive and cold, or motherly and inviting and usually it's the former because of a fight for X years ago. And MC's first thought as he opens the door. 'God she's so hot... I really shouldn't say that about my [DEFINE RELATIONSHIP HERE].' Then simple touches, passing glances and long hugs make everyone discover: sUdDeNlY tHeIr aTtRaCtEd tO eAcH oThEr. Then sex happens until patrons get bored."
Is that familiar? Does replacing "MC returning home" with "MC has/gets amnesia" fill in more of the games? Do you see what I mean? I won't pretend that one or two of the games I've enjoyed on here had some of that in them. But the games I haven't deleted, and/or follow the releases happily actually write out a decent story. Or even if the story isn't amazing, they write good characters. And I don't mean one defining, sad event that happened to the character. I mean they have mannerisms you pick up on, more than one moment in their history is brought up, and you can name more than one personality trait of theirs. I can excuse having a milquetoast MC for a self-insert, if the rest of the story or characters have more effort put into them than: "Oh I spent the last two months learning how to add images to RenPy, please give me money." Writing will always elevate every part of your visual NOVEL. You know, something you READ? It can even enhance the sex scenes.
Would you rather read
"Oh! That feels so good! Wow I'm cumming!"
OR
"Every thrust inside her was ecstasy. The ridges inside her womanhood grind against your glans bringing the moment of release closer and closer. Both of your labored breathing begins to sync up and your passion for one another only seems to increase the sensitivity..." (A little phoned in and slightly cringey, but you get it? DETAILS.)
I know MOST games, even ones I like contain more of the former. I mean, why wouldn't they? They actually SHOW the sex. Sure, you see sex happening. But so many times I've been sitting there clicking through these games, finally approaching a completely unearned sex scene, and for some reason, it's just boring. You see the two frame animation as the player model breaks his spine to shove his comically large penis inside the woman's elastic vagina. Now, I know animating is hard, I know firsthand, so write about it. Make it more sexy than an exaggerated source filmmaker video. Even simple actions, laughs, or just things you don't wanna render or draw. WRITE IT. Instead of *laughs* or *smiles* etc. "You let out a hearty laugh, barely able to contain it after Jimmy fell on his face." Just SOMETHING. I hope that, THAT starts to annoy you after realizing seeing 2006 chatroom "action asterisks" in a story is cheap and lazy. And the "humor" in these games. They're nothing more than "HEY DID YOU GET THAT REFERENCE TO [ANIME/GAME/MOVIE/TV SHOW]?" That's not funny, it's relatable, and the most you did was breath through your nose a little. Situational comedy and physical humor can be done so easily if the characters and events are fleshed out. Klutz? Make them fall. Shy? Have them get embarrassed after they say the wrong words. Simple stuff...
Now I can move on to Language. The Engrish. Why? Why defend these devs that wrote an ENTIRE STORY in a language they clearly don't understand? YOU have to suffer reading it. They shove a script though google translate and you pay $5 a month for a story neither you nor the dev understand. They don't even have an option to set it to their native language. Who benefits from that? On top of that, the renders aren't even good quality, what are you defending? "They put in effort." No. They flipped DAZ assets and barely wrote a story. They spent more time making the patreon page than making a story I can almost guarantee it. Prizes for participation and effort should be reserved for children and pets. This is an ADULT website for ADULT content where another ADULT should be able to see your game/product is shit and move on. Every single time I get the rebuttal "But it's not their first language." All I do is leave the thread. They are hoping to latch onto some fat american whale to fund their livelihood. If I make a game in Chinese or Spanish, Chinese and Spanish players would tell me "This is written so poorly you should never do this again." Even though I'd never be able to read their comment. But as soon as some shovelware dev shows what they've been doing for a week in a text editor white knights descend from all corners of the net saying:
"Be still, villain. They should be praised for venturing into another language, not chastised you heathen!" (How do you format Ye Olde English?)
And I don't get it.
And things are getting even worse with the introduction of "AI." I can understand using "AI" to give a starting point of an event to build off of, or a character idea to replace later. But entire scripts, art, and code are just plugged into an "AI" then copy and pasted into the project. As zero effort as possible to turn a possible profit. The only thing it takes is the time for the GPU to render an image, if that. Zero overhead, 100% profit. That's where we're going, 40 new games released a day because someone decided to try Chattering GTP or Subtle Dysfunction. (You know what I mean, without even saying it deliberately) So many games now I can't tell if it's a bad translation or an "AI" script, nowadays. I see comment after comment "This sounds like if a robot tried to write a porn game" And IT PROBABLY WAS. Someone wanted to apply no effort and for YOU to pay for it, and it's disgusting.
You know what you could do with your money instead? ANYTHING. Invest, buy a smoothie, save for a GPU, buy a real game on sale, make your own game, give to charity, HELL, BURN IT for warmth. ALL of that is of more worth to YOU than downloading some shovelware with MEGA and being disappointed by your time being wasted. Time is literally all you have on this Earth and this absolute lemon of a dev wasted it on MC returning home to learn that he's now a redneck. If you've read all of this and HAVEN'T agreed with anything I've said, more power to you. I'm happy that you can turn your brain off and enjoy trash, I envy you. But if you want a "real world" example of what I mean, go play "Uncharted," whichever one it doesn't matter, then play "Unearthed: The Trail of Ibn Batutta" or however it's spelled. One is practically an industry standard. The other feels so soulless and cash grabby you have to laugh at how bad it is. And that is what the shovelware on this site feels like to me.
But I also know I'm just some random weirdo on the internet. My opinion likely won't change yours. The only other response I could see being said is "Yeah, but what can I do about it?" Speak up. Message the dev and and say "This seems lazy/could be improved/what went wrong here?" If the dev is worth anything, they'll reply with "Thanks for pointing it out, I'll actually take it into consideration moving forward." or "I never thought of that, I'm stuck in this hell of an echo chamber." That has happened to me PLENTY of times. And after that point, you can judge them based on "Did they actually improve based on feedback, or is it more of the same?" Hold them accountable for the things they do or don't do. Just because they made a pretty 3D model, doesn't mean their shit doesn't stink. Cancel your sub, write a review, do something other than sit there and hope things get better.
All that to say, you and your time are worth more than what these leeches are taking from you. you are the end-user and probably even actively paying for the development. You deserve better.