Gotta love all these random qualifiers for describing MTLs, as if one type were any less garbage than another.Language: Japanese, English (XUnity Translator)
Even on the sample screenshots, that "You have a story for you"... I bet she just said something super simple like "Hanashi ga arimasu" i.e. "We need to talk" and the machine translator went off with a braindead literal take on the phrase, as they always do.