- Jun 24, 2018
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No, not everything in a porn game must be porn. Showing a naked woman on a splashscreen isn't a bad choice but thinking that devs should "pornify" their games to that level is like saying that you should be able to aim and shoot to the menu option in a shooter just because it's a shooter, or race your car to every option menu just because you're playing a racing game. That's absurd.No, they can add the "game" part, but they must convert the "game" part into something PORN related. They forget to do the last part. They've got to PORNIFY the "game" element.
It depends. If I'm exploring a small forest that takes 35-60 seconds to explore, in which you find a naked woman, that's cool.
If I'm exploring a forest that take 8-10 minutes to fully explore, in which you find a naked woman, that's problematic.
If I double click the exe file and it shows a splash screen image of a naked chick, as part of a logo, that would be more wise than not showing anything porn related.
An Adult Porn game must always realize what it is, visual & mental content meant for ejaculation.
Here let me help you understand.
Let's say you want your PORN GAME to have an in game garden, where player grows their own vegetables. What's the reason for growing vegetables in a normal game? For sustenance. What's the reason for growing vegetables in a PORN GAME? SO YOU CAN SHOVE THOSE VEGETABLES UP THAT WHORES ASS SO SHE CAN SHIT IT OUT IN THE MOST VULGAR AND DEGENERATE WAY.
See? That disgusting fucking pig shoved a tomato up her fucking whore asshole. That's the only reason I'd ever grow a tomato in a fucking porn game.
Oh, I have to grow a cucumber in game? Obviously to shove up the bitches shit hole right? THE GAME ELEMENT REQUIRES ME TO GROW A FUCKIGN VEGETABLE. THE PORN ELEMENT DEMANDS I SHOVE IT UP HER ASSHOLE. RIGHT? THE ONLY REASON YOU GROW A CUCUMBER IN AN IN GAME GARDEN, IN A PORN GAME, IS SO YOU SHOVE THAT FUCKER UP THE BITCHES ASS:
Good luck adding your non-porn game elements to your game. YOU HAVE FUN WITH THAT BUDDY! GOOD LUCK, lol.
edit: Sorry man, I don't mean to be mean or anything. I'm just frustrated. I've played so many bad games recently, it's upsetting.
God forbid you of not watching a naked girl for more than 61 seconds. God forbid you of doing any quest/side-quest to meet/develop a character's personality or background story and the world you are in. Since you're talking about vegetable so much. I guess you played Summertime Saga.
Exaclty. SS is a game with a lot of minigames and non porn elements on it. You're asbolutely right. Nobody has fun playing that game and the dev needs good luck to make ends meet. LOL.Good luck adding your non-porn game elements to your game. YOU HAVE FUN WITH THAT BUDDY! GOOD LUCK, lol.