- Mar 11, 2019
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Here is my sort of walkthrough for the first week. It's more meant as an indepth part of my review of the game.
DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME IF YOU WANT MORE THAN SEVEN SEX SCENES OVER MORE THAN 3½ HOURS OF PLAY!
Inocless somehow removed the "Go to school" option, and he forgot something as simple as adding the item for those who choose to skip the intro...
So, play the intro. Get the phone and the photo of the (of course) huge-titted ninja girl (Sophia) with a camel toe.
Anyway, I play on after meeting Sophia and going to sleep.
Monday
Hilary noticing the wooden leg under the bed sheet, and talking to neighbors.
I cannot go to school! I can only skip time. OK, so I do that.
It becomes afternoon and I talk to Edgar. Alright, now it is possible to go to the pharmacy, but there's nothing to do there yet. I go home.
Saying hi to Uncle Jon, he only likes his animals, fuck him.
Go inside the house, auntie is like "hi dear" and nuttin' else.
Go upstairs, and miss Utterson is standing by my door. Hello there... "I have some books for you". Yeah well fuck you if they aren't porn magazines with you in them. But I tell her school was fine even though I actually just skipped time.
For some fucking odd reason, Hilary is able to make herself invisible, at least, she is nowhere to be found for now. Ehhh, ok.
Well, I can study or I can go to the barn. I choose to read, and its evening.
I'm watching (not porn) with auntie, and the tv is apparently under construction (apparently the dev didn't know that you NEVER introduce anything "under construction" in a game. You just wait with the implementation. And then it is apparently dawn. They have no nights in this island.
Going to bed, after seeing if I can spy on Hilary's door, afterall, this is the girl whose mother was genetically conceived using Hindenburg DNA. Nothing to do. I go to bed.
Tuesday
It is then morning, which is almost dawn. Apparently this MC can do with about 2 hours of sleep.
Again, Hilary has made herself ... oh, wait, she's in the bathroom. Let's see if I can spy on her.
And... no. Apparently the artist was too lazy to draw a bathroom pic of her, even though she is ONE TRILLION MILLION more intriguing and interesting than my old fart aunt.
But seeing as I can do nothing else, I'm gonna say hi to her. Instead of dusting off the bookcase, she complaints on how dusty it becomes. That is "very logical".
Off I go. Let's see if Uncle Jon is outside.
He thinks that Artax is getting healthier every day. OK, so are you a fukkin vet or what old man?
Eh, ok. Let's see... the neighbors only have one location that they can be in, including the cop.
Fuck them. School (or well, "skip time" because fuck school).
After that, Uncle Jon shows me how to make a board (I tell ya, you don't make those yourself, you buy them).
OK, so now I should apparently be able to make boards and anything there is (or isn't) in the book the old man tells me about.
But, eh, maybe that's another thing the dev thought he would wait with introducing cause I cannot find any non-board-making books in the house. Eh. But Hilary is watching TV on the second floor. Maybe it's porn? Let's sit down with her... oh damn music clips. But those monster tits makes me wanna hang out with her. Let's do that.
She tells me "don't be shy". Fucking OK mama! Lemme suck those tiddies from here to eternity!
Oh, what? Nothing? Just a time skip? FUCK YOU, FUCKING tease!
Going downstairs since she apparently doesn't want to make out (she made herself invisible again, you can do that in RPG Maker World).
Uh, ahh she's in the living room ready for dinner. I wonder where auntie is while dinner is served. Oh hi Auntie, didn't see you with your back to me.
Afterwards, let's see where people are ... Well, nobody in the barn. Auntie in the bathroom (1st floor), Uncle in the bed sleeping, Hilary standing in her room, completely still (with her clothes on), and I still can't go melon hunting there.
(As far as I remember there was a neighbor scene that started earlier in the earlier build)
So I'm going to the bathroom 1st floor to see if Auntie needs some of my face cream. Not yet, it seems.
OK, fuck them I might as well go to bed. Or study? (There is a circle around my desk). I'm a good, three-legged boy, so I study even though it's now night.
And THEN I go to bed.
Wednesday
Where's Hilary? Invisible again? (BTW unfair that she has a lock on her door and I don't). Ahh of course, she's at the dining table, and auntie is at the kitchen sink, just standing there doing nothing.
Hilary has learned to say "Good morning". So has auntie. But I better say thank you for the phone some other time. It seems there is never a time where I can say so to Hilary, but it's odd that it's during interaction with auntie that MC says this.
Uncle still loves his animals, and they're running free. Maybe he likes to play hide, seek, fuck with them (good thing I'm not into that sort of thing).
But nobody seems to want to talk to me.
I go to "skip time".
Oh look, uncle has taken out Horsie! Artax loves the sunset. (No, he's a horse, he loves the outside and has no idea what a sunset is).
In the afternoons, auntie can only say "hi dear". I think it's a diagnosis of some sort.
Looking for panties in the hamper, but no, I cannot interact with it.
I still cannot build another board, because hey, no wood.
Hilary is once again invisible (or whatever). I am told I need lvl 1 confidence to move on with auntie (Hilary has no portrait in the character list, which is fucking odd). I can see that I need to have conversations to boost confidence. But, eh, is it conversation when people just say fucking "hi" to me? Oh. I am reading the books Hilary gave me (whaddaya know, maybe her brain is in her tits).
Dinner. Same shit every day. After dinner, it's night (I usually eat in the evening and then it's still evening).
Oh, grandma, sorry auntie, is watching telly. Let's see what she's waching. Oh, still old soap. Better than the Knitting Channel (TM). Let's watch together. And, once again, that forbidden "future build" placeholder.
Auntie watches TV until dawn, and they also lock their room. Going to bed.
Thursday
Hilary is in the bathroom, standing in the middle of it again. Still, the door isn't just locked, it is unavailable. OK.
Auntie is at the shelf, maybe she has found out how to clean it now. Aaaaand ... no. She still just complaints about it.
(THIS IS THE POINT WHERE I AM ABOUT TO DELETE THE GAME AND MARK IT AS A VIRUS)
Oh I got it now. Hilary can't prepare breakfast so when auntie is looking at the shelf instead of fixing breakfast, Hilary can only stand still in the bathroom.
(Do you see all of the obvious mistakes you're committing here, developer? Nothing to keep the player moving on, no sexual innuendo with the "not cousin", or the aunt. YOU DRAG IT ON FOR FAR TOO LONG!)
OK, I am going to "skip time" even though I can't eat breakfast. In this island you only get ONE meal a day except Mon, Wed, Fri (if your name is Hilary).
It has been a good while now since I had anything to actually do. And this is getting fuckin boring, fuck.
Oh hey Hilary. I'm gonna sit down and pretend to watch music videos with you, while I am secretly fucking your tits with my phone pole. Sooo... evening again.
Dinner time. Or maybe look somewhere else even though I wasn't told that I could? (It tried, there really isn't anything to do anywhere. I remember the (of course) huge titted dark woman already flashed for me in an earlier build, but maybe the dev broke her).
Soo, dinner. Or this time, I say "no thanks, not hungry". Cause I ate yesterday and am really not that hungry yet.
Apparently that isn't a choice. Nothing happens if I say no to dinner.
I can see now at this point that my "confidence" is maxed. And auntie is in the bath. My body is "0" (damn it, that means "dead") and my power (is that electricity or what?) is also zero.
I STILL cannot visit aunt in the bath.
FOUR days have passed now and originally, first build of this game I tried, I had already had fun with both the dark woman and the aunt, because Hilary isn't programmed to let me bone her. (SHE IS THE MOST INTERESTING CHARACTER, SO GET A MOVE ON OR REMOVE HER FROM THE STORY!!!)
Study or sleep? This time, I'm a bad boy and I go to sleep because fuck, this game is BOOOOOOOORING.
Friday
Good morning.
(At this point, I'm wondering why auntie never complaints to me about uncle not being able to get it up and asking me to go to the pharmacy cause this was a quest originally)
Oh, THIS time I can say thank you for the cellphone, but it's auntie I say it to. (Hey, wasn't it Hilary that gave it to me and asked me to keep it quiet???)
I wonder why I had to wait till Friday to be able to say thank you. Maybe it has to do with me studying so hard. Auntie also asks me not to tell uncle about it, even though Hilary told me the same (and how the fuck does auntie know that she gave it to me?) And oh, I get 4 exp because I am closer to Dolores (which is my aunt's ugly name)
Oh, I get a new quest. Just when I was about to throw my PC out the window.
The quest says it's free to talk to auntie. So I guess that means she's not a prostitute, psychiatrist or something like that.
I am told to talk to her in the afternoon so I guess I am gonna go to the bus stop and wait until afternoon.
OK, so let's go to the 2nd floor where auntie wants to talk to me (I already knew that this morning). I wonder why she plans her day and locations that carefully, maybe she has Aspergers as well as big utters.
Hey, auntie? Oh, she's talking to Jon (whose real name is apparently Jonathan). Jon is being scolded for not buying Viagra in time for his wife's heat. OK, now I see a picture because Jon is going to be with the animals.... hmmm... while auntie excuses them, and I get 6 exp for practically spying on them. I get a new quest (which is called "objective" in this game).
I gotta go to the kitchen. Seems that auntie has had a thought (this can, under some circumstances, be dangerous).
Auntie offers me orange juice (but I'd rather have milk, and seriously, preferrably, from Hilary but dev still doesn't care).
Oh, I get another quest (maybe it has to do with the juice?) Oh no. I am supposed to be at auntie and uncle's room at night. I guess they have "plans" for me. Or what?
So, I'm now gonna study (this is a code for fapping to the mental image of Hilary... or well, it isn't, because this MC cannot fap). Oh fuck. I can't read any more books. Apparently my confidence is too high (is there such a concept?)
So I guess, I can only go to bed, or look around first (although I am positive the dev still hasn't introduced shit in this game).
Uncle still likes to watch the animals.
OK, nothing to do. I wonder why the dev even made the surrounding area and not just the farm.
Taking a nap and going to dinner.
It's night now. Let's go to uncle and aunt's room (which is usually called a bedroom, developer).
OK, Jon thinks her gray haired wife hasn't aged. Oh, she means her body. I guess this is the advantage of being a game character.
And auntie DOES look like she's a 25 year old, super stacked member of the Kardashians or something.
OK, so auntie is scolding uncle for their stress, and I'm asking to come into the room.
I'm apologizing to the old geezers, because maybe THAT will get me laid with Hilary.
I'm sent to bed, with a message that my affinity with Dolores has progressed to level 1. (IMO, affinity is the wrong word here. It should be "affiliation" or "attachment".
I should know more about aunt if I want her hot body, the idiotic menace is saying. NOOOOO! I WANT HILARY BECAUSE SHE IS THERE AND SHE IS NOT LIKE 70 YEARS OLD!!! (But Hilary only wants to sleep, eat, stand in the bathroom, and be invisible).
It's dawn, but lemme see if anyone is up anywhere. (There isn't, but there is a sound like crickets and a computer generated owl sound that has nothing to do with a real sound). So off to bed again. Still annoyed that Hilary can lock her door while I can't.
Saturday
(in this game, Blue Balls Day...)
OK, so I can see in the plan that Dolores gave me that she's gonna be in the BEDroom now (the developer got it right in her schedule/guide), and later "extending the clothes" (which is not a thing in English), and then she is gonne be on the second floor in the afternoon. At night, she's gonna read a book in the armchair instead of doing what old people do (sleep or die).
Ehh... do I wanna keep going on with this game? You know what, let's take this day too.
Oh, she is supposed to be in the bedroom now. Let's go there.
Oh, she's cleaning her room. Or rather, the whole house. In the morning. Fucking ay, I am gonna get myself an aunt like her (I actually have one, but never mind). Auntie is afraid that uncle is gonna be upset if Ashley or I help them. Who the fuck is Ashley? She must mean Hilary. Or maybe I read it wrong (no, I didn't). Ah, Ashley is my mom. Why is she talking about her, she's not even here. Ohhh well.
OK, what was I supposed to do now? I wonder. I can't go to sleep (my bed doesn't work), I can't study (my desk doesn't work).
Oh, so Saturday is the day that uncle gets breakfast. And me too, apparently. Nice! Breakfast for the first time!
Oh, I'm gonna go outside. Aunt is extending the ... clothes. (I should have talked to Hilary instead because that was a FUCKING BORING scene, like the others). But she's gone now cause it's afternoon.
Nothing else to do outside, so going inside again.
Hilary is invisible and so is everyone else. I can only sit in the sofa on the 2nd floor, nap, or activate the blue circle to be told I cannot activate the blue circle. So, I sit down in the upstairs living room.
Oh, auntie is there. "Hello auntie, I need my milk!". "I don't fucking care... dear".
So, go to the sofa. I'm watching tv like any other guy who can't get laid (and for some reason can't even fap).
It's evening, and this is one of those days where you get TWO square meals. Eat, or wait a minute, check if that dark neighbor is showing off in her window? But she isn't. Maybe she was too hard to draw or too expensive so she was fired?
OK, so dinner it is.
Checking the dark neighbor (yawn, YAWN!) again! No. She's not around.
OK, so now, gramma is sitting in her chair in the hall, and just sitting. She needs to tell me that she's reading a little before bed.
OK.
Once again, I am admiring Hilary's ability to be invisible.
Going to my room to study a bit. Check. Now Hilary is "un-invisible" but sleeping and NO ACCESS.
I go to sleep to end this day (and contemplating finding a digital gun to end my in-game life).
I am sure this isn't Inocless intention but at this point, I am about to delete the game, mark it as unwanted, and warning everyone publicly about it.
Before moving on, I am decrypting the game files to check what content is available in the pictures folder because I have wasted about two hours on this piece of "not even shit" now.
By the way, I am not able to save at this point (Sunday morning)! and I forgot to save this entire game week.
I know this game is only about nine months old. But after decrypting the files and checking the content, it is so lacking content that I'm gonna delete it and forget I played it. At this rate, it might get enough content in five years.
There are SEVEN static scenes of sexual content and a few looping animations (well honestly, those are two alternating images) which make up the sex scenes, also, the scenes have a finishing cumshot static image.
The school desk scene has three images, but that one is not reachable from the game due to an error (not being able to go to school). This is too little to even be remotely interesting. 13 pictures in total and .
I chose to insert them belov as documentation and so that others can decide whether or not this is worth it. I repeat, those are stills and there isn't anything else.
One point for the Hilary sleep scene though I didn't get to it after three hours of play.
WAAAAAY, WAY too grindy!
But to be fair: Tuesday, week 2, auntie warms a bit up to you, and you get to go the pharmacy and buy uncle's blue pills.
It's just far, far too late in game.
Oh, by the way. THOSE PILLS DON'T WORK ON WOMEN!
This review is meant as a friendly warning for players who want content and as a tool for the developer to improve on the game.
Pretty sure I'm not the only one who would like content with Hilary and a "hold back" with the aunt. AND get the teacher back!
BTW: Image 2 and 3 in the OP (titfuck and bathroom handjob) only has cum scenes in this build. The images in the "advertisement" for the game AREN'T IN THE GAME.
DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME IF YOU WANT MORE THAN SEVEN SEX SCENES OVER MORE THAN 3½ HOURS OF PLAY!
Inocless somehow removed the "Go to school" option, and he forgot something as simple as adding the item for those who choose to skip the intro...
So, play the intro. Get the phone and the photo of the (of course) huge-titted ninja girl (Sophia) with a camel toe.
Anyway, I play on after meeting Sophia and going to sleep.
Monday
Hilary noticing the wooden leg under the bed sheet, and talking to neighbors.
I cannot go to school! I can only skip time. OK, so I do that.
It becomes afternoon and I talk to Edgar. Alright, now it is possible to go to the pharmacy, but there's nothing to do there yet. I go home.
Saying hi to Uncle Jon, he only likes his animals, fuck him.
Go inside the house, auntie is like "hi dear" and nuttin' else.
Go upstairs, and miss Utterson is standing by my door. Hello there... "I have some books for you". Yeah well fuck you if they aren't porn magazines with you in them. But I tell her school was fine even though I actually just skipped time.
For some fucking odd reason, Hilary is able to make herself invisible, at least, she is nowhere to be found for now. Ehhh, ok.
Well, I can study or I can go to the barn. I choose to read, and its evening.
I'm watching (not porn) with auntie, and the tv is apparently under construction (apparently the dev didn't know that you NEVER introduce anything "under construction" in a game. You just wait with the implementation. And then it is apparently dawn. They have no nights in this island.
Going to bed, after seeing if I can spy on Hilary's door, afterall, this is the girl whose mother was genetically conceived using Hindenburg DNA. Nothing to do. I go to bed.
Tuesday
It is then morning, which is almost dawn. Apparently this MC can do with about 2 hours of sleep.
Again, Hilary has made herself ... oh, wait, she's in the bathroom. Let's see if I can spy on her.
And... no. Apparently the artist was too lazy to draw a bathroom pic of her, even though she is ONE TRILLION MILLION more intriguing and interesting than my old fart aunt.
But seeing as I can do nothing else, I'm gonna say hi to her. Instead of dusting off the bookcase, she complaints on how dusty it becomes. That is "very logical".
Off I go. Let's see if Uncle Jon is outside.
He thinks that Artax is getting healthier every day. OK, so are you a fukkin vet or what old man?
Eh, ok. Let's see... the neighbors only have one location that they can be in, including the cop.
Fuck them. School (or well, "skip time" because fuck school).
After that, Uncle Jon shows me how to make a board (I tell ya, you don't make those yourself, you buy them).
OK, so now I should apparently be able to make boards and anything there is (or isn't) in the book the old man tells me about.
But, eh, maybe that's another thing the dev thought he would wait with introducing cause I cannot find any non-board-making books in the house. Eh. But Hilary is watching TV on the second floor. Maybe it's porn? Let's sit down with her... oh damn music clips. But those monster tits makes me wanna hang out with her. Let's do that.
She tells me "don't be shy". Fucking OK mama! Lemme suck those tiddies from here to eternity!
Oh, what? Nothing? Just a time skip? FUCK YOU, FUCKING tease!
Going downstairs since she apparently doesn't want to make out (she made herself invisible again, you can do that in RPG Maker World).
Uh, ahh she's in the living room ready for dinner. I wonder where auntie is while dinner is served. Oh hi Auntie, didn't see you with your back to me.
Afterwards, let's see where people are ... Well, nobody in the barn. Auntie in the bathroom (1st floor), Uncle in the bed sleeping, Hilary standing in her room, completely still (with her clothes on), and I still can't go melon hunting there.
(As far as I remember there was a neighbor scene that started earlier in the earlier build)
So I'm going to the bathroom 1st floor to see if Auntie needs some of my face cream. Not yet, it seems.
OK, fuck them I might as well go to bed. Or study? (There is a circle around my desk). I'm a good, three-legged boy, so I study even though it's now night.
And THEN I go to bed.
Wednesday
Where's Hilary? Invisible again? (BTW unfair that she has a lock on her door and I don't). Ahh of course, she's at the dining table, and auntie is at the kitchen sink, just standing there doing nothing.
Hilary has learned to say "Good morning". So has auntie. But I better say thank you for the phone some other time. It seems there is never a time where I can say so to Hilary, but it's odd that it's during interaction with auntie that MC says this.
Uncle still loves his animals, and they're running free. Maybe he likes to play hide, seek, fuck with them (good thing I'm not into that sort of thing).
But nobody seems to want to talk to me.
I go to "skip time".
Oh look, uncle has taken out Horsie! Artax loves the sunset. (No, he's a horse, he loves the outside and has no idea what a sunset is).
In the afternoons, auntie can only say "hi dear". I think it's a diagnosis of some sort.
Looking for panties in the hamper, but no, I cannot interact with it.
I still cannot build another board, because hey, no wood.
Hilary is once again invisible (or whatever). I am told I need lvl 1 confidence to move on with auntie (Hilary has no portrait in the character list, which is fucking odd). I can see that I need to have conversations to boost confidence. But, eh, is it conversation when people just say fucking "hi" to me? Oh. I am reading the books Hilary gave me (whaddaya know, maybe her brain is in her tits).
Dinner. Same shit every day. After dinner, it's night (I usually eat in the evening and then it's still evening).
Oh, grandma, sorry auntie, is watching telly. Let's see what she's waching. Oh, still old soap. Better than the Knitting Channel (TM). Let's watch together. And, once again, that forbidden "future build" placeholder.
Auntie watches TV until dawn, and they also lock their room. Going to bed.
Thursday
Hilary is in the bathroom, standing in the middle of it again. Still, the door isn't just locked, it is unavailable. OK.
Auntie is at the shelf, maybe she has found out how to clean it now. Aaaaand ... no. She still just complaints about it.
(THIS IS THE POINT WHERE I AM ABOUT TO DELETE THE GAME AND MARK IT AS A VIRUS)
Oh I got it now. Hilary can't prepare breakfast so when auntie is looking at the shelf instead of fixing breakfast, Hilary can only stand still in the bathroom.
(Do you see all of the obvious mistakes you're committing here, developer? Nothing to keep the player moving on, no sexual innuendo with the "not cousin", or the aunt. YOU DRAG IT ON FOR FAR TOO LONG!)
OK, I am going to "skip time" even though I can't eat breakfast. In this island you only get ONE meal a day except Mon, Wed, Fri (if your name is Hilary).
It has been a good while now since I had anything to actually do. And this is getting fuckin boring, fuck.
Oh hey Hilary. I'm gonna sit down and pretend to watch music videos with you, while I am secretly fucking your tits with my phone pole. Sooo... evening again.
Dinner time. Or maybe look somewhere else even though I wasn't told that I could? (It tried, there really isn't anything to do anywhere. I remember the (of course) huge titted dark woman already flashed for me in an earlier build, but maybe the dev broke her).
Soo, dinner. Or this time, I say "no thanks, not hungry". Cause I ate yesterday and am really not that hungry yet.
Apparently that isn't a choice. Nothing happens if I say no to dinner.
I can see now at this point that my "confidence" is maxed. And auntie is in the bath. My body is "0" (damn it, that means "dead") and my power (is that electricity or what?) is also zero.
I STILL cannot visit aunt in the bath.
FOUR days have passed now and originally, first build of this game I tried, I had already had fun with both the dark woman and the aunt, because Hilary isn't programmed to let me bone her. (SHE IS THE MOST INTERESTING CHARACTER, SO GET A MOVE ON OR REMOVE HER FROM THE STORY!!!)
Study or sleep? This time, I'm a bad boy and I go to sleep because fuck, this game is BOOOOOOOORING.
Friday
Good morning.
(At this point, I'm wondering why auntie never complaints to me about uncle not being able to get it up and asking me to go to the pharmacy cause this was a quest originally)
Oh, THIS time I can say thank you for the cellphone, but it's auntie I say it to. (Hey, wasn't it Hilary that gave it to me and asked me to keep it quiet???)
I wonder why I had to wait till Friday to be able to say thank you. Maybe it has to do with me studying so hard. Auntie also asks me not to tell uncle about it, even though Hilary told me the same (and how the fuck does auntie know that she gave it to me?) And oh, I get 4 exp because I am closer to Dolores (which is my aunt's ugly name)
Oh, I get a new quest. Just when I was about to throw my PC out the window.
The quest says it's free to talk to auntie. So I guess that means she's not a prostitute, psychiatrist or something like that.
I am told to talk to her in the afternoon so I guess I am gonna go to the bus stop and wait until afternoon.
OK, so let's go to the 2nd floor where auntie wants to talk to me (I already knew that this morning). I wonder why she plans her day and locations that carefully, maybe she has Aspergers as well as big utters.
Hey, auntie? Oh, she's talking to Jon (whose real name is apparently Jonathan). Jon is being scolded for not buying Viagra in time for his wife's heat. OK, now I see a picture because Jon is going to be with the animals.... hmmm... while auntie excuses them, and I get 6 exp for practically spying on them. I get a new quest (which is called "objective" in this game).
I gotta go to the kitchen. Seems that auntie has had a thought (this can, under some circumstances, be dangerous).
Auntie offers me orange juice (but I'd rather have milk, and seriously, preferrably, from Hilary but dev still doesn't care).
Oh, I get another quest (maybe it has to do with the juice?) Oh no. I am supposed to be at auntie and uncle's room at night. I guess they have "plans" for me. Or what?
So, I'm now gonna study (this is a code for fapping to the mental image of Hilary... or well, it isn't, because this MC cannot fap). Oh fuck. I can't read any more books. Apparently my confidence is too high (is there such a concept?)
So I guess, I can only go to bed, or look around first (although I am positive the dev still hasn't introduced shit in this game).
Uncle still likes to watch the animals.
OK, nothing to do. I wonder why the dev even made the surrounding area and not just the farm.
Taking a nap and going to dinner.
It's night now. Let's go to uncle and aunt's room (which is usually called a bedroom, developer).
OK, Jon thinks her gray haired wife hasn't aged. Oh, she means her body. I guess this is the advantage of being a game character.
And auntie DOES look like she's a 25 year old, super stacked member of the Kardashians or something.
OK, so auntie is scolding uncle for their stress, and I'm asking to come into the room.
I'm apologizing to the old geezers, because maybe THAT will get me laid with Hilary.
I'm sent to bed, with a message that my affinity with Dolores has progressed to level 1. (IMO, affinity is the wrong word here. It should be "affiliation" or "attachment".
I should know more about aunt if I want her hot body, the idiotic menace is saying. NOOOOO! I WANT HILARY BECAUSE SHE IS THERE AND SHE IS NOT LIKE 70 YEARS OLD!!! (But Hilary only wants to sleep, eat, stand in the bathroom, and be invisible).
It's dawn, but lemme see if anyone is up anywhere. (There isn't, but there is a sound like crickets and a computer generated owl sound that has nothing to do with a real sound). So off to bed again. Still annoyed that Hilary can lock her door while I can't.
Saturday
(in this game, Blue Balls Day...)
OK, so I can see in the plan that Dolores gave me that she's gonna be in the BEDroom now (the developer got it right in her schedule/guide), and later "extending the clothes" (which is not a thing in English), and then she is gonne be on the second floor in the afternoon. At night, she's gonna read a book in the armchair instead of doing what old people do (sleep or die).
Ehh... do I wanna keep going on with this game? You know what, let's take this day too.
Oh, she is supposed to be in the bedroom now. Let's go there.
Oh, she's cleaning her room. Or rather, the whole house. In the morning. Fucking ay, I am gonna get myself an aunt like her (I actually have one, but never mind). Auntie is afraid that uncle is gonna be upset if Ashley or I help them. Who the fuck is Ashley? She must mean Hilary. Or maybe I read it wrong (no, I didn't). Ah, Ashley is my mom. Why is she talking about her, she's not even here. Ohhh well.
OK, what was I supposed to do now? I wonder. I can't go to sleep (my bed doesn't work), I can't study (my desk doesn't work).
Oh, so Saturday is the day that uncle gets breakfast. And me too, apparently. Nice! Breakfast for the first time!
Oh, I'm gonna go outside. Aunt is extending the ... clothes. (I should have talked to Hilary instead because that was a FUCKING BORING scene, like the others). But she's gone now cause it's afternoon.
Nothing else to do outside, so going inside again.
Hilary is invisible and so is everyone else. I can only sit in the sofa on the 2nd floor, nap, or activate the blue circle to be told I cannot activate the blue circle. So, I sit down in the upstairs living room.
Oh, auntie is there. "Hello auntie, I need my milk!". "I don't fucking care... dear".
So, go to the sofa. I'm watching tv like any other guy who can't get laid (and for some reason can't even fap).
It's evening, and this is one of those days where you get TWO square meals. Eat, or wait a minute, check if that dark neighbor is showing off in her window? But she isn't. Maybe she was too hard to draw or too expensive so she was fired?
OK, so dinner it is.
Checking the dark neighbor (yawn, YAWN!) again! No. She's not around.
OK, so now, gramma is sitting in her chair in the hall, and just sitting. She needs to tell me that she's reading a little before bed.
OK.
Once again, I am admiring Hilary's ability to be invisible.
Going to my room to study a bit. Check. Now Hilary is "un-invisible" but sleeping and NO ACCESS.
I go to sleep to end this day (and contemplating finding a digital gun to end my in-game life).
I am sure this isn't Inocless intention but at this point, I am about to delete the game, mark it as unwanted, and warning everyone publicly about it.
Before moving on, I am decrypting the game files to check what content is available in the pictures folder because I have wasted about two hours on this piece of "not even shit" now.
By the way, I am not able to save at this point (Sunday morning)! and I forgot to save this entire game week.
I know this game is only about nine months old. But after decrypting the files and checking the content, it is so lacking content that I'm gonna delete it and forget I played it. At this rate, it might get enough content in five years.
There are SEVEN static scenes of sexual content and a few looping animations (well honestly, those are two alternating images) which make up the sex scenes, also, the scenes have a finishing cumshot static image.
The school desk scene has three images, but that one is not reachable from the game due to an error (not being able to go to school). This is too little to even be remotely interesting. 13 pictures in total and .
I chose to insert them belov as documentation and so that others can decide whether or not this is worth it. I repeat, those are stills and there isn't anything else.
One point for the Hilary sleep scene though I didn't get to it after three hours of play.
WAAAAAY, WAY too grindy!
But to be fair: Tuesday, week 2, auntie warms a bit up to you, and you get to go the pharmacy and buy uncle's blue pills.
It's just far, far too late in game.
Oh, by the way. THOSE PILLS DON'T WORK ON WOMEN!
This review is meant as a friendly warning for players who want content and as a tool for the developer to improve on the game.
Pretty sure I'm not the only one who would like content with Hilary and a "hold back" with the aunt. AND get the teacher back!
BTW: Image 2 and 3 in the OP (titfuck and bathroom handjob) only has cum scenes in this build. The images in the "advertisement" for the game AREN'T IN THE GAME.
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No, they don't. There is next to no content. Read my review just below your post.
Check my new review or my playthrough just above, in which I have inserted every single xxx picture.
NOTHING new since half a year ago.
You can fix it, but it bugs back the next time you install a RPGMV game, so just click ok and play.
FIX:
-Go to %LOCALAPPDATA%/
-Delete nwjs folder
-Go to User Data/Default folders
-Delete Web Data and Web Data-journal files
The Island of MILFs and other games might save it's data inside the folder "%LOCALAPPDATA%\User Data/Default", FYI. But it needs to be removed to clear the error.
You can back up and later restore any game save folder in there. This will work.
Honestly, for THIS game, it's not worth it, but this will fix the error with any RPGMV game.
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Well this version of the game (0.4.5) its only to try out the new mechanics of the game, i mean thats why only the granny its available, you need to try the previous version that have all the scene you put in the end
Nah, better wait for the nex update, this one was only to try out the new mechanics for the game (Crafting,menus, new maps, etc) thats why only the granny its available
love the game but add some more teasing please. needs more of that "wait time" before things really start
The reason the Aunt has these scenes and the cousin has a few is because that's what the actual supporters voted for
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Thank you. this has its own charms which reminds me of little man and urban demon but more buggy. I'll give this a bit more time
like i said, this happens with other games as well, its i discovered this problem when trying to play this game, fallowed what you said and ya, still skipping, for this game and others, the weirder part is i never had this problem with one game called
house chores, i now have this problem.
EDIT: i had a GameCube controller to usb hub plugged into my pc and it was causing problems i realized when i loaded a game went into options i kept going to the left
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Getting a Trojan warning [GenericRXSQ-EW!624048304BCB] and .exe is deleted. This did not happen on Build 0.4.0
The same here with McAfee
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