Okay, so I have no idea how to take the first test. I got my exam prep to 10, my "cumtank" to 100, but there is no option to take the test.
I messaged the tutor and she just said to tighten up and get my stats right. Did all of that.
I finally ended up adding the URM to my game and it looks like a stat called "semencontrolskill" is too low to take the test. Like... WTF is that and how do I raise it?
EDIT: Okay, so the semencontrolskill in URM is apparently called self control in the game. Still don't know how to level it.
EDIT 2: Okay, nevermind. I was doing the right thing. You have to get the ugly prostitute in the park to flash you 10 times to get self control 1.