This is one of those rare cases where EVERY SINGLE REVIEW IS CORRECT. Seriously. Nobody is saying anything wrong.
Their review, and your enjoyment of this game, depends entirely on what you're looking for. I would never shop at a vegan-only grocery store and then complain about how awful the food tastes, but maybe some people thought about giving vegan food a try and then they hated it.
The story IS VERY GOOD and it makes the experience enjoyable. And I even like the gameplay, because I'm an old school SMT fan and a debuff based combat system gets my dick hard. Which is the only thing migrating blood down there: the porn IS THAT BAD. It might as well not exist.
So I enjoy it. But here's my advice. Read the reviews and decide if this game is for you or not. You'll be correct.
edit: After reading a review on steam I want to clarify something.
The first few scenes are drawn in crayon. This is intentional and it sets up a twist within an hour or so. However "drawn in crayon" is about how good the quality is of those first few scenes. I felt my review was a little misleading because the scenes DO get better. It's just that hearing about how bad they are and seeing one drawn in crayon might give you a very wrong impression.
But eventually, you hit a point in the game where you're more aroused by the characters than the smut. Which is to say: about 20 hours in, you'll get scenes with DOUBLE the cgs but you'll like the characters a lot which MIGHT fill the gaps.
But personally I've literally had nights where I said "man, I'm really too tired to keep following the story of this porn game. I'm going to close it, jack off to something then go to bed" without any sense of irony. Which is me telling you "I've enjoyed this game enough to lose sleep over it" and "I don't really think it's porn".
Sierra Lee could save Bioware. I hope she never has to.
Their review, and your enjoyment of this game, depends entirely on what you're looking for. I would never shop at a vegan-only grocery store and then complain about how awful the food tastes, but maybe some people thought about giving vegan food a try and then they hated it.
The story IS VERY GOOD and it makes the experience enjoyable. And I even like the gameplay, because I'm an old school SMT fan and a debuff based combat system gets my dick hard. Which is the only thing migrating blood down there: the porn IS THAT BAD. It might as well not exist.
So I enjoy it. But here's my advice. Read the reviews and decide if this game is for you or not. You'll be correct.
edit: After reading a review on steam I want to clarify something.
The first few scenes are drawn in crayon. This is intentional and it sets up a twist within an hour or so. However "drawn in crayon" is about how good the quality is of those first few scenes. I felt my review was a little misleading because the scenes DO get better. It's just that hearing about how bad they are and seeing one drawn in crayon might give you a very wrong impression.
But eventually, you hit a point in the game where you're more aroused by the characters than the smut. Which is to say: about 20 hours in, you'll get scenes with DOUBLE the cgs but you'll like the characters a lot which MIGHT fill the gaps.
But personally I've literally had nights where I said "man, I'm really too tired to keep following the story of this porn game. I'm going to close it, jack off to something then go to bed" without any sense of irony. Which is me telling you "I've enjoyed this game enough to lose sleep over it" and "I don't really think it's porn".
Sierra Lee could save Bioware. I hope she never has to.