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Allison is a crazy wedding at Vegas and waking up in the middle of the Mojave desert
DAMMIT, you beat me to it!

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Dazzler: She gets depressed so Null takes her out in secret on the Jet to cheer her up and they get really drunk off enchanted wine in Las Vegas. They wake up later in the desert and have to retrace their steps to find the jet. Along the way they find out they had a wild night, destroyed a crime syndicate, launched a massive fireworks display, and recorded a gold record which they then broke over the head of a producer who tried to blackmail Daz in to sleeping with him. Null then takes pieces of the gold record and makes it in to a wedding ring and the two them get married by sneaking in to a hollywood studio and getting married on set then having sex in front of the film crew, which later gets made in to a movie.
The story ends with the two of them watching it in theaters and Daz complain about how they censored all the good bits to make it PG-13.
Bonus Points: this was all a setup by Loki for his personal entertainment in style of Sanguine from Skyrim. We also find out Loki is a fan of her music and follows her on social media.
 
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Knight

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No way fag, i NEED to see her grumbling and really annoyed in a wedding dress, having to convince her that its okay and she wont look less badass by having her watch kill bill.

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But yeah, Kurt needs to officiate any weddings that happen, i need my blue bro be there like when he ran us through the tutorial.
Not all of these would make sense to have Kurt be the priest. Though a fun story would be that seeing some of Nulls weddings is what inspires Kurt to get ordained.

Also I wanted Kurt to be the priest for Kitty's wedding since it would be hilarious for a guy who is an angel as person but looks like a demon and is a catholic priest marrying off a jewish girl while a genocidal mutant race supremacist (Eric, who happens to be jewish) gives other genocidal race supremacists the stink eye because the guy she is marrying is also a mutant.
Similar reasoning for Rogues wedding having the anti mutant racists showing up to help. I like that kind of irony.

I would want Rogue to get married first which inspires her to be a wedding planner and Kurt to get ordained as a priest after seeing the anti mutant protesters come together to help with her and Nulls wedding.
 
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Bazuca

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Storm: Beat up T'challa to prove your worth and have the wedding in Wakanda.
Bonus points if you do the african tradition where the village (all of Wakanda in this case) has to watch you impregnate her.
Is there really such a tradition, or is this something from the comics? I'm aware of the african pre-capoeira martial art (N'golo), customs such as the Zangbeto spiritual watchmen, blade money or sacrificing scarred kings to heal the land, but not this one.
 

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Is there really such a tradition, or is this something from the comics? I'm aware of the african pre-capoeira martial art (N'golo), customs such as the Zangbeto spiritual watchmen, blade money or sacrificing scarred kings to heal the land, but not this one.
It's more fiction than fact. Some cultures had a battle tradition to show that that groom was strong enough to defend the bride, which comics and Hollywood would play up in exotic or fantastical settings. I figured it would be fitting given what a crazy setting Wakanda is and Storms history with the place.
 
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will there be time traveling shenanigans like kids from the future coming back to help dad take on bad guys? or will we see something like some government genius make something that can control Null? honestly I'd like to see the 2nd idea since we would see how others try to fight Null without hurting or killing him and Laura just bonks him on the head while shouting "Behave" lol
I mean currently his power only works against mutants. He's defenseless against MKUltra.

Don't know. The time span given as "fair game" for plotlines they might pull from is up through the Onslaught arc. Quite a few time travel stories in that time span.
Days of Future Past and stuff will preferably be adapted. Imagine 18-19 year old Kitty forgetting she ain't a Milf no more and lacks the mom curves lol

It's more fiction than fact. Some cultures had a battle tradition to show that that groom was strong enough to defend the bride, which comics and Hollywood would play up in exotic or fantastical settings. I figured it would be fitting given what a crazy setting Wakanda is and Storms history with the place.
Yeah we're not gonna use Hollywood tropes. Everyone on the dev team agreed that we ain't gonna fetishize race or culture after the whole Queen of Hearts debacle.
 
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Yeah we're not gonna use Hollywood tropes. Everyone on the dev team agreed that we ain't gonna fetishize race or culture after the whole Queen of Hearts debacle.
It wasn't so much a race thing but more of a crazy Wakanda thing... that and I really didn't like Storm and T'Challa, it felt more like "lets pair the two most popular blacks in the comics" and less like a natural progression of the two characters like if Diana and Clark got married after Lois died of old age. I want T'Challa to acknowledged that Null is the better man for Storm.

Also, just about everything is a Hollywood trope. Scroll through TV Tropes ( ), it never ends. IMO I would just write what makes sense and is entertaining and not worry about if hollywood has done something similar... they are out of ideas anyway and the recent games, movies, and comics show it.

Queen of Hearts debacle.
Can I get a tl;dr?
 
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According to the past messages, it's something to do with raceplay kink. Some person wanted one of Jubilee's quirk as raceplay, and ShinyBoots1993 refused it. I also found your messages about the topic btw.
When was this? I comment on a lot of things so I probably forgot all about it.

Edit: @Gaz94206 found the old comment I made. I stand by that statement.
 
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I agree with this, make each one unique to the girl. If you want to involve the other girls make them be brides maids for each others weddings and whoever catches the bouquet is the next one to get married.

Laura: An Amazonian wedding where you have to beat her in unarmed combat after she hunts you through the woods in Canada while naked (make Logan proud).
Bonus points if Logan is the one who proposes the idea hoping Null won't make it at first but ends up cheering for him anyway.

Jean: Psychic reenactment of The Notebook where you live out lives together before getting married... or Doki Doki Literature Club where Jean is Monika and Phoenix is Crazy Monika where you have to escape the mind trap but still love her when you get out.
Bonus points if you escape by overloading Phoenix's brain with multiple orgasms.

Rogue: A southern romcom where you have to get approval from her family, Logan playing the dad role and Mystique the mom. The wedding has to be southern as fuck but at night with some gothic elements, needs at least one hoedown and the brides maids dressed as southern belles.
Bonus points if the anti mutants you fought show up with confederate flags but they are actually there to apologize and help decorate the wedding, must make AT LEAST one joke about Rogue making Nulls "south rise again". The anti mutants should also give Rouge picrel bikini as a wedding present.

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Kitty: Have to survive a bunch lawsuits and attacks from the Chemla and Yad L'Achim (and their US equivalents) since her jewish parents don't want her marrying a non jew. Have to win over Magneto who will point out that all children born to a jewish mother are considered jewish then officiates the wedding while threatening a battalion of jew lawyers.
Bonus points if Kurt is the priest and marries them.

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Storm: Beat up T'challa to prove your worth and have the wedding in Wakanda.
Bonus points if you do the african tradition where the village (all of Wakanda in this case) has to watch you impregnate her.

Emma: Make hers take place after Jean where she demands the same thing but far more ostentatious and expensive to one up Jean. The setup is being that Phoenix gets kicked out of Jean through the power Nulls cock then mind jacks Emma and the Stepford Cuckoo's.
Bonus points if Emma demands you impregnate all her daughters before she agrees to get pregnant herself. Limit the Cuckoo's to three... for Nulls sake.
Double bonus points if the Cuckoo's dress as cheerleaders and cheer on Null as he impregnates Emma while his cum is still flowing down their wobbling legs.

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Dazzler:
She gets depressed so Null takes her out in secret on the Jet to cheer her up and they get really drunk off enchanted wine in Las Vegas. They wake up later in the desert and have to have to retrace their steps to find the jet. Along the way they find out they had a wild night, destroyed a crime syndicate, launched a massive fireworks display, and recorded a gold record which they then broke over the head of a producer who tried to blackmail Daz in to sleeping with him. Null then takes pieces of the gold record and makes it in to a wedding ring and the two them get married by sneaking in to a hollywood studio and getting married on set then having sex in front of the film crew, which later gets made in to a movie.
The story ends with the two of them watching it in theaters and Daz complain about how they censored all the good bits to make it PG-13.
Bonus Points: this was all a setup by Loki for his personal entertainment in style of Sanguine from Skyrim. We also find out Loki is a fan of her music and follows her on social media.
This is all very excellent. Chef's kiss
 
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According to the past messages, it's something to do with raceplay kink. Some person wanted one of Jubilee's quirk as raceplay, and ShinyBoots1993 refused it. I also found your messages about the topic btw.
Yes. Someone wanted raceplay and the dev team added it to the list of no. Like Null can be any race(Yes, we know y'all want more shades of brown, it's on the todo list) and we don't want any of them to be framed as having "superior genes."

Hell, if we add an Asian flag to the system, it wouldn't even make sense for that to be her quirk. It'd change from a fetish to just racial supremacy.

Also, just about everything is a Hollywood trope.
Not the point.

What I meant is that we don't want to fetishize race or culture. Hollywood has simply fabricated things that don't exist just to make other cultures "appealing".

As for the whole Storm/T'challa connection. We're not even sure if we wanna have that be part of Earth 69 for the same reason that Nyx is 90% not canon in Marvel and 99% not canon in TNH. For some fucking reason, someone at Marvel decided to have a 16 year old T'challa deflower a 13 year old Storm and have that as the basis for reuniting.

There were a million different ways they could have known each other. Maybe T'challa met her when she was a pick pocket in Egypt. Maybe he was just looking into rumors of the random weather goddess in Kenya to confirm if it's super powers or actual holy magic.

Nope. Marvel decided it had to be underaged sex.

I'm not against them having a past. I'm not against them having a sexual past. Though like fighting T'challa to prove Null is worthy when they didn't even have an actual relationship makes no sense.
 

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Yes. Someone wanted raceplay and the dev team added it to the list of no. Like Null can be any race(Yes, we know y'all want more shades of brown, it's on the todo list) and we don't want any of them to be framed as having "superior genes."

Hell, if we add an Asian flag to the system, it wouldn't even make sense for that to be her quirk. It'd change from a fetish to just racial supremacy.
It doesnt even make sense as a kink because Jubes is asian in name and body only, that girl its an americana mallrat to a T, the hell would she care about that?
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If anything her kink should be being a fucking brat and pissing Null off.
 

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Yeah we're not gonna use Hollywood tropes. Everyone on the dev team agreed that we ain't gonna fetishize race or culture after the whole Queen of Hearts debacle.
Awesome. If the aim is to use weird and evil shit, use something based on .

Also, just about everything is a Hollywood trope. Scroll through TV Tropes ( ), it never ends.
Hollywood tropes are different from literary tropes, which aren't the same as the list at tv tropes. Their approach to "cultural taxonomy" is limited and subjective. It's like a fusiondance of "The Hero's Journey" and a library filing system. My favorite book is "Invisible Cities" by Ítalo Calvino. The doesn't come close to describing it.
 
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Different Earth with an alternate USA. In this Earth(named Earth 69) things like the free love/sexual revolution stayed as an important factor in people's psyche after the 70s so they questioned government policy on interpersonal relations more. Gay marriage in Earth 69 was passed in the USA in the 90s as opposed to 2015 in ours. Current year is around 2005 and Polygamy is legal in some jurisdictions and specific instances. Similar to how gay marriage operated pre 2015 in ours.
Yeah, considering base TV show, 2005 makes sense. But if game only mentions this once in the beginning without more dialogue later referencing back to this, players will just keep forgetting. Like just a few lines referencing it as filler dialogue, or those nonsense chat lines. Not like players got access to the Trello board listing all the differences between 616 and 6169 (6969? 4569? Eh, who cares)!
 
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Yeah, considering base TV show, 2005 makes sense. But if game only mentions this once in the beginning without more dialogue later referencing back to this, players will just keep forgetting. Like just a few lines referencing it as filler dialogue, or those nonsense chat lines. Not like players got access to the Trello board listing all the differences between 616 and 6169 (6969? 4569? Eh, who cares)!
True. I only know this stuff from reading Boot's Q&As. I'm sure more of this worldbuilding stuff will be mentioned more in-game but as you mentioned, it will probably be done via dialogue bits here and there like it is right now because that's the most natural way to do it rather than lore dumps.

Like all things it only sucks for people who play during development because we forget between updates. Not a problem after things are all done and things flow better.
Allison is a crazy wedding at Vegas and waking up in the middle of the Mojave desert with a hangover and a suspicious platinum chip.
If this is how things played out I would be obliged to name Dazzler as best girl, being as I'm a nameless cowboy who rode into town one fine day.:whistle:(also a robot army is the best wedding gift a gal can give to a man:cool:)
 
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