Ren'Py The Null Hypothesis [v0.8b] [Ron Chon]

[salscou]

Well, once she is I'd happily let her groom me.

Autistically peeling grapes for a week just to prove she can.

 

[Bazuca]

I mean...are we talking face or dangly bits?
Cause man, I dunno, I love Laura and all, but...

All bits above & below. You're going to become an Ancient Egyptian and you're gonna like it! ...because she'll tease your balls during it.

Autistically peeling grapes for a week just to prove she can.

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How about a Hum-Hum message from Logan complaining about having parts of his body shaven during his sleep? Or regretting he volunteered, because he thought it was a way to bond with her?

 

[The_Man_With_No_Name]

How about a Hum-Hum message from Logan complaining about having parts of his body shaven during his sleep? Or regretting he volunteered, because he thought it was a way to bond with her?

He'll be fine. He can just walk it off.

 

[Bazuca]

He'll be fine. He can just walk it off.

Since Valvoline can regenerate hair very fast, she'll shave his chest and face, then cauterize his skin it so it grows in a minute, then do it again. He thought he could get away, but that's when the ninja shaving started.

 

[salscou]

How about a Hum-Hum message from Logan complaining about having parts of his body shaven during his sleep? Or regretting he volunteered, because he thought it was a way to bond with her?

He'll be fine. He can just walk it off.

Since Valvoline can regenerate hair very fast, she'll shave his chest and face, then cauterize his skin it so it grows in a minute, then do it again. He thought he could get away, but that's when the ninja shaving started.

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Logan is sleeping it off in his pigsty after a night boozing and playing billiards to relax, when he sniffs out something similar yet different in the room.



What the?! Laura?! What are you-

I was told respectable men ought to be clean shaven and well groomed, it has come to my attention you are neither, i will change that.

The hell you are darlin'! i told 'ro and now i tell you, itll be a cold day in hell when i-

This was not a request.

*fast foward to angry father-daughter bonding.*

 

[Hazeti]

Man I can't wait to see the interactions between Logan and Laura in game and somewhere down the line he might give Null the " talk " that every good dad does to their daughters boyfriend

Logan : Kid can I talk to you for a sec ?

Null : Sure Logan , what's up ?.. is this about my danger room scores ? cause I swear I am trying to improve them but Laura keeps wearing me down the moment I am about to reach for her record

Logan : It's not about that , it's just that I noticed you and Laura have been getting closer and closer over the past few months and that she seems....more happy , I wanted to thank you for that , she isn't the easiest person to be around so I appreciate it

Null : Yes she can be a handful at times and she takes things way too literally but honestly I wouldn't have it any other way

Logan : ...you really do care about her don't you

Null : It's more than that , I love her

Logan : ......

Logan : * smile * good , well I am off and oh if you two lovebirds try to pull another stunt like you did back in our last training session you will both be on cleaning duty for over a month

Null : What !!?? I never agreed to that , she literally DRAGGED me across the course , you were there and you were laughing the whole time !!!!

Logan : * waves his hand as he walks away from Null *

Null : Logan !!! ... sigh ...good talking to you too

 

[Pope Alexander VI]

You fuckers just had to remind me of Magneto cucking Gambit didn't you? I come here for simple things like happiness, romance, and intellectual fulfillment and this is what I get?