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Btw, after this post I now consider you a part of The Null Hyphotesis Unholy Trinity of Shitpost (the other two members being @salscou and @FacelessVixen).
That's far too much praise. I am merely a humble poster, tending to my big sis.

However, I'd like to point out that, assuming I've got my timelines correct, The Hypothetical Adventures of Null and his Mutie Harem is happening right at the same time as AVGN was first starting. So they could well be watching it -- or at least Null and Rogue might, since I doubt Jean and Laura would find it very appealing. Maybe Kurt too. Or perhaps Null is just too busy with his many girlfriend to ever bother with the autism of early Internet pop critic web series.
 

NexivSelecaf

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It would be hilarious if she just never tells you [...]. You just never know, and she's never gonna tell you. :ROFLMAO:
Disclaimer: I'm not a comic nerd, so I don't know if Dazzler is known to ride bicycles or do gymnastics very often, but I can think of at least one way that she could tell you. ...which will make for a new entry on the 'list of no'.

However, I'd like to point out that, assuming I've got my timelines correct, The Hypothetical Adventures of Null and his Mutie Harem is happening right at the same time as AVGN was first starting.
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*remembers the first four seasons of Red Vs Blue*
 

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It would be hilarious if she just never tells you, and absolutely dodges the question every time you ask. You just never know, and she's never gonna tell you. :ROFLMAO:
First off, asking would be rude, secondly continuing to ask after she avoids answering is grounds for ALL of your other girls to smack the shit out of you. So, don't ask. Unless she does first, then it's fair game.
 
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Disclaimer: I'm not a comic nerd, so I don't know if Dazzler is known to ride bicycles or do gymnastics very often, but I can think of at least one way that she could tell you. ...which will make for a new entry on the 'list of no'.


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*remembers the first four seasons of Red Vs Blue*
That doesn't seem physically possible
 

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That doesn't seem physically possible
Well... Look, I'm too immature to Google search "bicycle hymen" without giggling like a 12-year-old. So, if someone in the sausage fest of a thread wants to send us 'Female Anatomy for Gooners & Incels' to back up the things that I've heard over the years... Like, I think I know. I like to think that good chunks of physical and sexual education stuck with me over the years. But I fear that I might be wrong, and if I am wrong...

...*sigh* God dammit. I can't. Too self-conscious. Dying of embarrassment. Don't @ me unless it's sleepingkirby - he'd let me down gently.

That aside, I was referring to the artists not willing to depict cherry popping 'cause of the blood. ...'cause blood is icky. ...'specially vagina blood.
 

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Well... Look, I'm too immature to Google search "bicycle hymen" without giggling like a 12-year-old. So, if someone in the sausage fest of a thread wants to send us 'Female Anatomy for Gooners & Incels' to back up the things that I've heard over the years... Like, I think I know. I like to think that good chunks of physical and sexual education stuck with me over the years. But I fear that I might be wrong, and if I am wrong...

...*sigh* God dammit. I can't. Too self-conscious. Dying of embarrassment. Don't @ me unless it's sleepingkirby - he'd let me down gently.

That aside, I was referring to the artists not willing to depict cherry popping 'cause of the blood. ...'cause blood is icky. ...'specially vagina blood.
But red wings make you a man.
 

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Well... Look, I'm too immature to Google search "bicycle hymen" without giggling like a 12-year-old. So, if someone in the sausage fest of a thread wants to send us 'Female Anatomy for Gooners & Incels' to back up the things that I've heard over the years... Like, I think I know. I like to think that good chunks of physical and sexual education stuck with me over the years. But I fear that I might be wrong, and if I am wrong...

...*sigh* God dammit. I can't. Too self-conscious. Dying of embarrassment. Don't @ me unless it's sleepingkirby - he'd let me down gently.

That aside, I was referring to the artists not willing to depict cherry popping 'cause of the blood. ...'cause blood is icky. ...'specially vagina blood.
That's what the guy said when tex beat him to death with his own skull in red vs blue
 
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Is there no compatibility you could run?
I suppose there could be but I'm no computer wiz and I've got no clue how to look into that stuff.
I did manage to find earlier builds though, 0.6 didn't work but 0.5 did so there is that (y)
 

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Well... Look, I'm too immature to Google search "bicycle hymen" without giggling like a 12-year-old. So, if someone in the sausage fest of a thread wants to send us 'Female Anatomy for Gooners & Incels' to back up the things that I've heard over the years... Like, I think I know. I like to think that good chunks of physical and sexual education stuck with me over the years. But I fear that I might be wrong, and if I am wrong...

...*sigh* God dammit. I can't. Too self-conscious. Dying of embarrassment. Don't @ me unless it's sleepingkirby - he'd let me down gently.

That aside, I was referring to the artists not willing to depict cherry popping 'cause of the blood. ...'cause blood is icky. ...'specially vagina blood.
I wasn't going to say anything because I'm also a penis-haver. But if people don't actually know (or are too embarrassed to look it up):


So yeah. Bicycle, gymnastics, running, sometimes just walking will do it. There are women that are born, technically, without a hymen. There are women that never bleed the first time. There are women who bleed after the first time.

If you don't know, there's actually no shame in asking. Especially if you have a partner. Though if you meet someone that supposedly sleeps with a lot of women but don't know how the hymen works, that's usually a sure fire sign that they're either lying or the women having been lying to them so they get done sooner (and definitely never had a real conversation with women. Like my wife and I talked about this when she was just my girlfriend.). Basically, for the most part (medical cases can exist, but those are rare), if they bleed, even the first time, you're basically doing it wrong/so hard that it's tearing something. And it's not a "hurts so good" kind of pain. Like, imagine anal tearing but more sensitive.
 
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I wasn't going to say anything because I'm also a penis-haver. But if people don't actually know (are too embarrassed to look it up):


So yeah. Bicycle, gymnastics, running, sometimes just walking will do it. There are women that are born, technically, without a hymen. There are women that never bleed the first time. There are women who bleed after the first time.
Yours is much more understandable than mine.
 

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Look, I'm a month late to this comment, but I'm also assuming the viewpoint of you devs hasn't changed in the interim. If you're that worried about NTR complaints that you won't put the option in the game, why not just give a Y/N option for players to choose BEFORE starting a game? Or is it just more not worth doing the additional work to add such options for arguably little financial or personal incentive (ie, basically the same reason this game lacks a male homosexuality option)? I don't really care beyond preferring verisimilitude, so at this point I'm more just inquiring out of morbid curiosity...
Regardless of how much more effort it would be or the complaints, even allowing an option to exist is opening a whole can of worms. We've come to a consensus as a team and do not want to create content, systems, and writing to support things like that in our game, simple as.
 

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That aside, I was referring to the artists not willing to depict cherry popping 'cause of the blood. ...'cause blood is icky. ...'specially vagina blood.
That's not the reason.

It's just been one of the lowest things on the priority list to the point where I'm not sure if it'd make it.

It's way past my bed time but others can point out why they wouldn't bleed. Like how half of the cast have a dancing history.
 
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It's just been one of the lowest things on the priority list to the point where I'm not sure if it'd make it.
And I'm okay with that. I like it when a visual novel can be realistic in terms of social simulation, but I don't necessarily need 100% biological accuracy during moments of escapism.
That's not the reason.
Well, it's on my 'list of no'.
 

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I'm playing this a 2nd time and its a great game, but I'm very confused about how to progress with anal training. I have them wearing butplugs and doing anal sex with them but they just keep on going back and forth between XS and S plugs. I searched the thread and the game files a bit but couldn't find anything on it.
 

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I've only been hanging around here for the last... 30 pages or so, I think it was? Anyway, so I've been reading the new stuff (it's entertaining thanks to y'all, heh) since that point, and I have to ask, since it seems like there were some conflicting comments:

Are characters like Squirrel Girl and Emma completely out of the question? Or are they in that "we'll decide later, if there's time/room/budget for them" limbo?

I gather that they'd be pretty low on the list of priorities, even if they were planned, of course. That's one thing I did get, heh.
 

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I've only been hanging around here for the last... 30 pages or so, I think it was? Anyway, so I've been reading the new stuff (it's entertaining thanks to y'all, heh) since that point, and I have to ask, since it seems like there were some conflicting comments:

Are characters like Squirrel Girl and Emma completely out of the question? Or are they in that "we'll decide later, if there's time/room/budget for them" limbo?

I gather that they'd be pretty low on the list of priorities, even if they were planned, of course. That's one thing I did get, heh.
The roster is based more heavily on the comics, particularly the Chris Claremont run, than RLE. Emma is set to appear as a villain in season 2 and will likely be dateable in a later season because she eventually joins the X-Men in the comics. So her placement is a timeline/story thing, not a development priority thing.

Squirrel Girl has never been a member of the X-Men in the comics. Oni including her and Gwenpool in his game is some bizarre meme shit.
 

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I and the comic nerds would be on board with that, along with other canon relationships being formed if you as Null don't pursue a relationship with them. But, unfortunately, we all know how that would work in practice, all things considered:

"What the fuck?! I didn't date Rogue in chapter one, and now she's with Remy in chapter 3 and she won't leave Remy for me!

This game sucks ass!"
I am saddened that I must now settle for telling fanciful lies to annoy the "Pregnancy when?" and "Fullsave?" posters instead of writing elaborate wild goose chasing quests for users who insist they wanted to date $GIRL despite putting it off for YEARS "because it wasn't the right time to ask her. Yet." and decide to trash the devs or game instead of learn a life lesson.
 
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