This review was brought to you by the question: "How broken is the English of Broken eNglish?" With the answer being, "Pretty damn broken, but not as broken as the game itself!"
I have to say that in a number of ways, this game would be pretty hard to rate if I were to actually try to put a number on it. The translation itself is pretty bad, though it doesn't seem to be MTL based on the mistakes in it. Just the result of someone with a pretty poor grasp of the English language. There's also untranslated bits here and there, primarily in the museum. I have no idea what the entries in the top room are supposed to say, and I'm honestly not curious enough to try and MTL the answer out of there. There's bunches of spelling mistakes all over the place, and in some dialogs, it's clear that variables were mixed up, causing the wrong name to be used in places. I suppose that last bit falls more under the entry of "bugs"...
Speaking of bugs, this game has a lot of them, as those who've been stalking this thread or who skim-read through various points already know. Whether it's events getting fucked up, time periods getting fucked up, skills not working, items not working, terrain allowing you to go places you shouldn't be able too... Quite frankly, I'm not sure if there's any type of bug that this game doesn't have in some form or another. Oh! It doesn't crash! I didn't run into any crashes! I suppose that's something, right?
The problems from this game also stem from the fact that it's clear that the dev had a lot of ideas that he wanted to implemented, tried to implement them in various ways, gave up on them and then didn't really clean things up when he was done. Some of them are minor, like the fact that the whole Minocuck thing implies that Minotaurs could challenge MC for his woman, or that potentially, MC could have even had Krista fucked by that one Minotaur dude if he lost. The ending of that quest implies that what'shisface might be back or something, but nothing ever comes of it. Some of them are bigger, like the NPC lovers system that is really borked, or even the whole NTR thing that never really goes into NTR and really stops at just cheating. I don't think that Bob can impregnate any of the girls, but I don't have the patience to mess around with the game long enough to find out...
There's a lot of weird stuff in the game, like the fact that teleportation seems to move you up in time whenever you use it. What do I mean by that? Well, the game has 3 time splits. Morning, Afternoon and Night, each with 20 time units. If you Teleport at Morning 0/20, you'll generally arrive at Afternoon 0/20, though the actual lighting might not update until you go in and then out of a building. I genuinely have no idea if this is intended or not. It makes teleportation utterly useless in terms of managing time, because generally speaking, less time passes by going manually from place to place than if you use teleportation. You can absolutely visit all the main girls manually in 1 day, but it's impossible if you use teleport.
It's f'n weird.
The reason why this matters at all is because there's a number of things that happen with the passage of time. Some chests refill their content, mining spots get restored, etc. Lovers also become more horny for sex, with the cow-girl replenishing the fastest overall from what I've seen. It also takes 5 in-game days for pregnancy to show, and then I think 5 more days for them to give birth? I didn't really track that one. Oh, and it also affects Bob's attempts to dick the main girls, but that one only matters if you activate Bob in the 1st place.
Yes ladies and gents. For all that the game description warns you about being warry about your harem bitches, and for all that it gives you a setting to disable "NTR", none of that stuff matters unless you "activate" Bob by triggering an Event in the Tavern over at the Town of Wisdom, which also requires Krista to be out of the party... and quite frankly, you have no reason to ever bother with that event unless you want to activate Bob and really want to mess around with the b0rked "NPC lovers" system. You can easily play the game and never have to worry about Bob without cheating via that setting. I'm not sure how hard it is to keep Bob away from the various bitches... but that really depends on when you activate him, mainly because various story events fuck with the passage of time in various inconsistent ways, so you might end up with surprises. It won't be because you can't manage MC's harem, it'll be because the game is b0rked, quite frankly, and there's dick-all you can do about it.
Moving on, the story is your typical Isekai silliness, and the dev didn't put too much effort into it tbh. He just threw in memes and cameos all over the place and called it a day. (Really, a vampire girl called Serana who has issues with her family? Really dev?) Basically, don't expect anything particularly original there. I will give them points for the fact that the big bad was the succubus queen who was just trying to save her people from discrimination and all that jazz, and that she becomes a harem member, but that's about all I can praise about the story. The characters are ok-ish... but there's not much to say about the majority of them, because Krista (the nun for those who changed her name) is the only one that has a full, proper story arc. The others have very little of it, just enough to have some flavor to them.
On top of that, the world-building is messy and inconsistent. Would've been nice if the game clarified if this is the MC's original world in the future or something...
I will praise the fact that the dev put in effort into the various towns' storylines, with the whole ending sequences where you have to prepare for various things. That's honestly a lot more than quite a few H-games out there ever do. The systems involved could have used quite a bit more work though... particularly in terms of dealing with the bugs. I will also praise the fact that the smut is part of the story, in the sense that the MC's power is tied to him having lots of sex, the more intense the better. Unfortunately, the game is so piss easy, and with several skills b0rked and whatnot, that the systems involved feel kind of wasted. (Eg. I beat the dragon's true form at... uh... lvl 16 or 17? I don't remember, but it wasn't particularly hard... which is not what you'd expect from what is apparently meant to be one of the toughest bosses in the game...)
Basically, it's very easy to max out all the skills for MC and Krista, then your only dump for Savior Points is extra stats, as well as love/lust for Krista. This is even with dumping quite a few points into a specific side quest... You'll end up invincible in short order.
The gear system is nothing to write home about either, though I will give the dev points for at least trying to do more than just basic stat sticks. Percentage boosts are not new to RPGM games, and neither is regen, but they're not used that often either. Not that it matters much, see above about invincibility, but still. Gear selection is still pretty low and doesn't matter that much when Krista can easily have Infinite Mana because of that one skill that does work, surprisingly. MC can boost his regen for HP/MP/TP in combat and debuffs and the like don't pop up that often from the enemy... so eh.
Leaving behind the mediocre gameplay, I'll talk about the smut for a bit.
The smut for this game is plagued by the fact that most scenes are pretty damn short, shorter than the MC is supposed to be even. They're not properly repeatable either, aside from the succubus cum-toilet stuff and the NPC lovers thing (neither of these are in the gallery btw). Obviously, the fact that the English is b0rked doesn't help with the enjoyment of the scenes. Art favors huge tiddies, and for me it's sort of eh, good enough some of the time, not particularly arousing at other points. There's pregnant sex scenes for all of the main girls and impregnation scenes for pretty much all the girls that the MC can fuck. The so called "NTR" scenes are even worse for the most part, with only one having decent length (and a more solid NTR vibe).
Speaking of the NTR... I honestly wouldn't recommend playing this game for the Netorare specifically. It's pretty much poorly tacked on and very half-assed, and it never actually goes anywhere. MC can't lose any of his girls to Bob and it doesn't seem like Bob can impregnate any of them either. If you also care about story and consistency, the game does absolutely nothing to properly explain why Bob can even vaguely compete with MC, when MC's dick is already absurdly huge, literally magic, and his cum is magic too. There's a bunch of Netori type stuff for the MC, but that's kind of half-assed too. It tends to end when the MC impregnates whichever girl he's stealing from someone and then nothing more follows even though the wives/GFs/whatever in question comment on being addicted to his dick yada yada.
At least the harem ending is pretty nice. A long parade of smut that ends with all of the main girls impregnated by the MC. Though it's kind of silly that the game can continue after that and you can then activate Bob and still trigger his events and so on...
All in all, this game was clearly a very ambitious project that exceeded the dev's ability to deliver. I'll definitely praise him for all that he tried to do, but he clearly gave up on various systems and ideas, and didn't spend nearly enough time debugging his game. No, the fact that he's willing to fix shit reported by various players doesn't really make it ok. It honestly feels like this was an experiment more than anything else, which the dev then put out to make some money off of once he learned all that he felt he could from it.
Hopefully, his next works will be better, though I'll likely check out his other finished game that's on here to see what's what with that one too. For now, this was not a bad way to waste some time, but I honestly wouldn't buy this game unless it has a significant discount up, even ignoring my usual discount hunting tendencies.