There needs to be a Trump incest game

[HiEv]

You play as Barron and try to romance the step mom. Maybe a little sister action as well. Trump acts like an Eric and tries to get the daughter and everything that moves.

The script writes itself.

Isn't there already a Trump incest game? Sure, it's a drinking game where you take a drink every time he talks about how much he'd love to bang his own daughter, but still... penedeyewink:


DRINK! :coldsweat:


DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! :'(

 

[EpicLust]

It's possible to render Trump more or less at least. I tried and got that.



"Now bring me a cheeseburger and a jar of vaseline, I'm about to watch the Laura Ingraham show."

 

[Yoshiiki]

*googles 'trump 3d model'* Hmm... *compares*
Definitely on the 'less' part here, you get E for effort. Doesn't look that obese on the photos, also not sure what happened to his left arm...
This is just random fat fuck with beiber haircut. How I am supposed to laugh at the guy if his parody doesn't even resemble him?
Something tells me that this 'parody' will be based on pure hate and will be as funny as a brick on the ground. Which is an epic fail because Trump is a huge well for getting some good lols. Mixing all of that in nsfw sex parody can add a lot of laughing potential. Literally make a scene where he is about to go down on a mexican chick and pulls out used and torn condom with brick wall pattern on it, talking about protection.
Shit, make a backstage grab by the pussy joke, but instead of actual chick, it's a shemale and what he grabbed is not a cunt, shemale grabs his balls and endurance minigame starts and if you loose, he won't be able to sit for few days.
And best part of it, you don't even need to make sex scenes themselves, some basic silhouettes are enough to get point across.

 

[EpicLust]

*googles 'trump 3d model'* Hmm... *compares*
Definitely on the 'less' part here, you get E for effort. Doesn't look that obese on the photos, also not sure what happened to his left arm...
This is just random fat fuck with beiber haircut. How I am supposed to laugh at the guy if his parody doesn't even resemble him?
Something tells me that this 'parody' will be based on pure hate and will be as funny as a brick on the ground. Which is an epic fail because Trump is a huge well for getting some good lols. Mixing all of that in nsfw sex parody can add a lot of laughing potential. Literally make a scene where he is about to go down on a mexican chick and pulls out used and torn condom with brick wall pattern on it, talking about protection.
Shit, make a backstage grab by the pussy joke, but instead of actual chick, it's a shemale and what he grabbed is not a cunt, shemale grabs his balls and endurance minigame starts and if you loose, he won't be able to sit for few days.
And best part of it, you don't even need to make sex scenes themselves, some basic silhouettes are enough to get point across.

I give you an E for sense of humor and an A for vulgarity.

 

[Yoshiiki]

I give you an E for sense of humor and an A for vulgarity.

Instead of sounding butthurt, try addressing issues with model that were mentioned.

 

[EpicLust]

Instead of sounding butthurt, try addressing issues with model that were mentioned.

I am perfectly satisfied with my "effort" and couldn't care less that you're not.
Especially since I haven't seen your "effort"...

 

[Yoshiiki]

I am perfectly satisfied with my "effort" and couldn't care less that you're not.
Especially since I haven't seen your "effort"...

Butthurt confirmed. Was it something like: "hey guys, look, I made a funny thing" and response wasn't what you expected? You wanted people to praise you and no one did? Don't worry, someone may feel bad for you and pat you on the back.
But since you are satisfied with it, then fine, most of people can't take critique of any kind and don't want to grow.
I don't need to make anything to comment on other things, that's not how it works, stop being stupid and going with "hurr durr, can you do better?" because you have no argument.
Anyway, I stated my issues with your bad render, do whatever you want with it. Not worth arguing with you, not even for entertainment purposes since you are damn boring.

 

[EpicLust]

Butthurt confirmed. Was it something like: "hey guys, look, I made a funny thing" and response wasn't what you expected? You wanted people to praise you and no one did? Don't worry, someone may feel bad for you and pat you on the back.
But since you are satisfied with it, then fine, most of people can't take critique of any kind and don't want to grow.
I don't need to make anything to comment on other things, that's not how it works, stop being stupid and going with "hurr durr, can you do better?" because you have no argument.
Anyway, I stated my issues with your bad render, do whatever you want with it. Not worth arguing with you, not even for entertainment purposes since you are damn boring.

You seem to be a very angry and entitled person.

 

[Yoshiiki]

You seem to be a very angry and entitled person.

This is just sad, all you are doing is hitting yourself.
See, this is exactly why I said you are boring. Your 'arguments' are shit and you know it, "I will show him! I will call him angry and add 'very' to make it worse! Oh! And entitled since I saw that in dictionary!". Pathetic. You can't handle critique, because you are not used to it and get butthurt. You assume someone is angry because he drops a "fuck" here and there or writes in a specific way, cry me a fucking river and drown in it.
Only one who seems entitled here is you. Let me share a secret: you are not special, mommy's and daddy's words don't apply to the whole world. There are tons of people like you, everywhere. If you want to shine, you need some balls to do so, but seeing as you can't handle someone giving an opinion you don't like, I doubt you have any.
Since I said I am done arguing with you and not doing that, better keep my word and ignore you. Trust me, I am doing you a favor with this, because I am nowhere near ripping through your sorry ass. We derailed this thread enough, give your last response as you probably will and let's drop the curtains, but at least try making it somewhat funny and not cringy as fuck. After that we are done with shitshow unless some autistic sperg wants to hop on and join.

 

[Doomskull]

It's possible to render Trump more or less at least. I tried and got that.

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"Now bring me a cheeseburger and a jar of vaseline, I'm about to watch the Laura Ingraham show."

Doesn't look any worse than your usual renders, I guess.

 

[OhWee]

Just stumbled across this at Renderosity:

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Not quite seeing it, but maybe it's the hair color throwing me off... nonetheless, I figured this might interest someone...

 

[megaplayboy10k]

I'm surprised there aren't more h games (non-flash, there's a billion flash games with celebrities or lookalikes, but they're paper thin on content) with celebrities. Summertime Saga basically teases Trump as mayor and Ivanka as his daughter and will presumably eventually lead to the MC railing the mayor's daughter and/or wife.
The Kardashian family seems like a fairly ripe target for porn parodies. I mean, come on, there's a mom, 5 daughters, one son, and the dad is now a woman!
Also, more parodies of old tv shows--the Brady Bunch, Partridge Family, I Dream of Jeannie/Bewitched, etc. There's a gold mine of material there as well.
Real world scandals/the MeToo movement as well might suggest some game plotlines--the Nexium sex cult thing seems like an obvious candidate for a loosely based(less malevolent, perhaps) adaptation.

 

[megaplayboy10k]

If you wanted a Trumpcest game involving Barron, set it a bit in the future. Maybe in 2022 or later. Make the premise that Trump and his older sons and Jared have all been convicted of treason and sentenced to life. The Trump Organization is faltering with Ivanka in charge, and all the Trump women live in the Tower with Barron. Barron forms a plan to save the organization and turn the women of his family into his personal harem. If you want a more MAGA-friendly premise, then Barron has the option to prove his dad was set up and get him freed.

 

[magaclaawe]

We could play as Barron in 2024 after Trump 2 term. Donald trump jr will run for president and you as Barron will have to help him get elected.

 

[ImperialD]

i found a game the other day that had trump in it ... sorry don't remember the name of it tho

 

[desmosome]

Let's say Barron is 18 and notices that Tiffany and Melania are tanning nude. They didn't know Barron got home early and they're talking about how Barron's dick when soft is larger than his dad's dick when it's hard. Of course, he doesn't think anything of Tiffany, Ivanka, or Melania walking in on him when he's changing, tanning, etc.. Then he overhears Tiffany asking Melania if anyone with a penis that size would ever be interested in her...
Barron then realizes that he's both got a erection AND an opportunity.

and then he does the cyber

sry for necro reply, didn't realize this thread was 2 years old lel

 

[allintine]

Only if you play as Barron Trump and we had some influence being the presidents son

 

[whippetmaster]

I can see that happen. BTW have you seen how tall Barron is now? That's definitely his mom's genes. He's now close to 6 and a half feet tall now.
Trumpcest game when? Come on guys, we gotta help Barron cuck his dad!

 

[allintine]

As much as Trump wants his daughter, Barron will get her first ha ha

 

[Hadley]

The fuck is Barron?