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MalLiz

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> 2 : they're basically all either in a giant compilation, weird aspect ratio, etc.

or worse still, commentated
Yeah... Sweet Jesus have mercy! People who speak at all in porn game playthrough videos should have their mouths duck taped shut. What were they even thinking?! I mean, you're watching a scene with a hot elf chick getting gangbanged by goblins or whatever (not really "my thing" personally, but just as an example) and some spotty wanker keeps talking over it like he thinks he's David fucking Attenborough! Good Lord, I hate those types! :mad:

-Mal
 
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skoros

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is there any way for the guardians to do no damage at all during a run? kinda kill everyone after a point lol
 

Iskandrios

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pillar-dildo-man (has no H scene)
...he *does* have a sex scene though?
Like, it's annoying trying to proc it considering how the last area's zones are often broken up by scenery/that most other enemies move faster then him so tend to engage the scenes instead of him/how he has just average amount of health so it's easy to kill him on accident when you're cleaning up other enemies
 

Jerrian

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...he *does* have a sex scene though?
Like, it's annoying trying to proc it considering how the last area's zones are often broken up by scenery/that most other enemies move faster then him so tend to engage the scenes instead of him/how he has just average amount of health so it's easy to kill him on accident when you're cleaning up other enemies
Indeed, it ´s not so easy to trigger, best is to have him in a small place alone between 2 pillars to trigger the scene.
That being said, there is also a mimic and an iron maiden scene (in fact two scenes, one is with another girl in it), for ppl don ´t know it yet, but these encounters seem to be a bit rare and random.
 
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Indeed, it ´s not so easy to trigger, best is to have him in a small place alone between 2 pillars to trigger the scene.
That being said, there is also a mimic and an iron maiden scene (in fact two scenes, one is with another girl in it), for ppl don ´t know it yet, but these encounters seem to be a bit rare and random.
I tried to trigger it exactly by this - being knocked down in area where it's just him and no one else. All he did is just continue attack without moving towards body. Maybe i need to lay down just in front of him i dunno.
 

Jerrian

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I tried to trigger it exactly by this - being knocked down in area where it's just him and no one else. All he did is just continue attack without moving towards body. Maybe i need to lay down just in front of him i dunno.
Yeah it ´s a bit tricky, the problem is he pushes you away when hitting you and when you lay too far away out of sight he will not walk over, so you need to find a narrow place where he pushs you against a wall and you stay in sight or close enough to him.
 
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Severthe

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On that site, if there is a <insert very explicit fetish here> picture or video you can rest assured that a small army of deranged femboys will comment how badly they need <this> to be done to themselves. It bewilders me very much, to put it in nice terms.

I mean tbf, this is really just the submissive equivalent of the typical straight guys you see endlessly commenting on porn vids or in webcam chats going "omg she's so hot! I want to cum in that tight pussy bb! Say how much you want my 10-inch dick!" There's something about the combination of male sex drive and lack of social inhibition that causes this behavior by a subset of men all over the internet (some women do it too but it's very rare).

But yeah, I don't really get it either ^_^
 

beastfan

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I mean tbf, this is really just the submissive equivalent of the typical straight guys you see endlessly commenting on porn vids or in webcam chats going "omg she's so hot! I want to cum in that tight pussy bb! Say how much you want my 10-inch dick!" There's something about the combination of male sex drive and lack of social inhibition that causes this behavior by a subset of men all over the internet (some women do it too but it's very rare).

But yeah, I don't really get it either ^_^
Totally get your point, and generally speaking I do not find anything wrong with men being submissive. The disturbing part of this is when you open something really explicit on r34, like lets say a maggot pounding a girl while laying eggs in her mouth, you'll find these comments "oh my god, I need my own maggot to insert thousands of maggot eggs into my throat".

To me these guys just prove that consuming too much r34 content over a long time causes a significant amount of brain rot.
 

MalLiz

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Totally get your point, and generally speaking I do not find anything wrong with men being submissive. The disturbing part of this is when you open something really explicit on r34, like lets say a maggot pounding a girl while laying eggs in her mouth, you'll find these comments "oh my god, I need my own maggot to insert thousands of maggot eggs into my throat".

To me these guys just prove that consuming too much r34 content over a long time causes a significant amount of brain rot.
I mean... Speaking only for myself here, and also keeping in mind that I'm a seriously disturbed pervert (according to some people anyway ;)) that example actually sounds pretty fucking hot to me. But as you say, there is definitely a vast gulf between "finding something hot" and "loudly exclaiming for no fucking reason whatsoever how hot you find that thing." And again, speaking only for myself here, I have never understood the point with the latter. It just baffles me. Like, okay, we get it. You're a crazy perv, but so what? You can still have a shred of class even if you are a pervert, you know? :unsure:

...But I guess you just can't expect anyone on that site to be even remotely classy. :FacePalm:

Anyway, I think we better get off this topic now before the moderators start getting angry at us. We're already way off-topic for the thread as it is...

-Mal
 
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