Wait, wait, wait... did MC really promise a girl a date after helping her cheat on a math test, go off and fuck three other girls (spoiler alert: two sisters and his sister), and leave one on the edge of oblivion because he got distracted (like you do) and wandered off to get a blowie from his mom?--all ridiculous by the way--then go on said date to eventually discuss Fermi's paradox? What?
What is even happening here? This is so off the rails, we can't even see the track anymore.
No... there is no track, there are no rails. This is insane... and yet, I'm here for it.