HTML - Completed - We Are the Beach Girls [v1.0.2] [DozyBird]

  1. 4.00 star(s)

    Deleted member 185293

    Renders: smallish and cartoony but well made.
    Sex scenes come with sound which is good.
    Combat: thanks god it's just press a button and not turn based like so many RPGMs.
    There is not very much content at present and there is a scene included in the downloadable images but not playable in the game.
    Calling the initial release v.08 is misleading, too, making you think ther eis more content than is present. 4/5 because of these problems.
  2. 5.00 star(s)

    Deleted member 674118

    Here's a very promising game. The ASCII game play means that when you move around, you are an "@" moving on cases of "*" and fighting letters(baby animals bc fuck them) with WASD. And that is surprisingly fun! The humor is spot on and the art is crazy.
    The animations so far are good, but I'm not a fan of MC just being a floating dick, it makes it tougher to see the girls as really taking a dicking. But I guess that's just personal taste and I'll still play and enjoy the game if it keeps going in that direction.

    TLDR: fun gameplay, cool art and animations, sad that MC is just a floating penis.
  3. 5.00 star(s)

    PREGCHAD

    Fun game! Great art, enjoy the light HTML format, the rogue-lite combat is light-hearted, but challenging and rewarding to optimize for. Looking so much forward to additions. The impregnation is a nice touch too, there's a tiny minigame in it for enthusiasts!
  4. 5.00 star(s)

    savagesix

    Pretty damn fun

    in the style of roguelikes but is closer to something like ZZT, as there's no random generation involved and there is real-time combat.

    Relationship stuff feels a little like a lifesim where you raise stats to unlock events with girls, except you do that by punching woodland critters :D Girls can get pregnant, and the system that happens in is unique, but I won't spoil it, because it's also hilarious.

    the sexy stuff is well done, the characters have personality and the story is lighthearted and funny. Gonna be watching this one.
  5. 5.00 star(s)

    disastermaster

    this has the potential to become an amazing game

    while i was sceptical at first i quickly became immersed in this game
    the game in itself seems to be a pretty unique blend of 3d pixelart and ascii
    it really shines however in it's gameplay aspects action,rpg, grind and datinsimesque parts are all present in this project

    it also contains pregnancy which is a big plus in my oppinion
  6. 5.00 star(s)

    vaner99

    The game looks really promising, for me at least.

    Two things I personally appreciate in porn games:
    -make me work for shit, that's how the sex scenes are more rewarding.
    -submission, corruption, bdsm style scenes.

    This game has both, the former more than the latter. But the dev said there will be more of the latter later on, so I'm willing to believe.

    The art style for the characters is good, and the sex scenes are decently animated as well, which is no small feat in and of itself. The writing is a bit sparse but done well enough.

    Gameplay parts are a bit (or a lot) shitty looking, very much like dwarf fortress. But the gameplay itself is okay. While challenging at first, it gets easier as your character grows stronger, and when you make inroads with the girls.

    Overall the game is really well designed as a porn game. I personally did not find any bugs, but I also couldn't save progress. I think thats just because the game doesn't let you yet, and I wouldn't really mind replaying what I've done so far anyway. I think it would take like 5 minutes speedrunning it, knowing what I know now. (Edit: you can save via the "misc." button in the top right.)

    Looking forward to future releases.