Female orcs are extremely underrated and underappreciated. I'm glad Gomira has won and I'm glad things are changing, looks like many patrons are men (and women) of culture. The age of petite elf girls is Over, the time of the (tall, muscular, dommy mommy) Orc has cum.
Being an orc girl, I think, she's gonna be one of the most interesting characters (that you can bang) in the game, also imagine the sex.
Can't believe some people are mad about it.
One thing I love about Our Lad Lassie is how utterly game he is to get with anyone with a pussy. Rose was full-on demon mode and he was ready to dive in headfirst. Fermentress? Cool. Pixie? Sweet, can I touch your bug wings? These magical glasses make an evil ugly mean hag look cute? Cool, that was the only thing stopping me. This boy DOES. NOT. CARE, getting his dick wet is job one and only. Love him for that. So that means Gomira could be waving a battle axe at him and screaming threats about chopping his wonderwang off and he'd still be trying to mack on her. You can bet your bottom infinite gold pouch coin on it.
Now that I'm getting Gomira, I will be doing my part to get Madeline across the finish line, especially with that triple vote (assuming I didn't just play myself by misreading and getting a "vote for your top 3" when I thought it meant "vote for one, and it will count 3x"). It occurred to me while playing through 0.6 that she hangs out in dungeons in negligee and we need more of that in the world.
starts crowd chanting "LA-DY-MAD! LA-DY-MAD!"
>"Traditional European folklore"
Orcs were invented by J.R.R. Tolkien and the modern conception of orcs as green-skinned, betusked fantasy klingons was popularized basically single-handedly by World of Warcraft. If you described an Orc to someone from 1200's Europe they'd have no idea what you were talking about.
Warhammer Fantasy Battles would beg to differ. So would my old HeroQuest set from 1989.
Tolkien only brought them into modern usage. He didn't create them.
Orcus was used in Latin, to describe a goblin, spectre or hell devil.
Pluto was described as an "orcus" in the 10th century's Cleopatra Glossaries.
Ork was used in Old Dutch, too.
It's even in Beowulf, in the plural form "orcneas" - a savage tribe "condemned by God". Which is where Tolkien stated he took the name from.
As for WoW, I'd suggest D&D gave them tusks, before then.
I love that this thread about wanting to bang the big hot green mommy in a 2d game turned into a history lesson on Middle English.
I will assume that she is going to be later though, since she is part of the main storyline.
Yeah, I feel like it's been pretty strongly foreshadowed that Mad's telepathy / ability to interpret "the Maze" will be key to defeating King (e)Vil.
My theory is that only the power of the Maze can help them rescue Princess Serena, who has been kidnapped by Vil (makes sense, you have to have a rival claimant thrown in prison or kill them. Or, if they're female - forcibly marry them to be bred for dynastic security.
(Real life history shows that evil uncles didn't have any compunctions against marrying their nieces if it would secure the throne.)) I feel like once Lady Mad wakes up from her nap and we show her the evidence of an attack in Serena's mirror, she will put two and two together and conclude she has been kidnapped and we have limited time to rescue her before she is either killed or forcibly married to Vil.
But the first big question is,
why does Lassie need to obtain Mad's power, rather than just have Lady Mad use the power as our ally? So: something else is going to have to happen to render Mad unable to use her power personally in support of the team. Maybe Vil has surrounded the Maze with a magical anti-woman field so that only someone with a cock can approach; he knows that Lady Mad is the last Goldenbush so he assumes blocking women from the Maze will prevent anyone from using it. But little does he know about Lassie's Master Gift, ha-ha! I can see Madeline as being ruthless and noble enough to give it up for the good of the realm, even if she doesn't actually care for or love Lassie (yet).
The other big question is, where is Serena being held? If I were King Vil I would not trust a bumbling henchman like Hammerdick with the prisoner who is the lynchpin of my plan; I would want her closer to me and under my direct control. That means she must be at the New Capital dungeon. So in order to mount a rescue mission, we need to finally travel there. Maybe that will be put off for yet a further main story update?
So my guess at roadmap:
1. establish Serena is a captive of Vil and Mad's power is required to learn from the Maze where she is
2. discover a reason why Mad can't personally use her power (anti-woman force field around the Maze, etc)
3. Lassie bangs Mad to gain her power
4. Lassie learns "the princess is in another castle!" (thanks, Maze)
5. ?? some new obstacle to traveling to New Capital right away - maybe we need to overcome Hammerdick first.
