Based on the (as yet) unfinished v0.3.01.
My usual disclaimers when writing reviews on here are that A. I am here for the "plot" not the plot and B. I generally dislike visual novels. So take both of those into consideration for my review when thinking about this game.
Pros
- Stunningly gorgeous - Just in general the art of this game is incredible, the locations are bright, vibrant and lovely. The characters are unique and incredible. Even the map, the menus, everything about this game has quite possibly THE BEST art of any game on this site. Bar none.
- Girls - Even having just said the above, special attention has to be given to the girls: they are so... Sooo... Fucking hot...
- Sex - It's a porn game. It has no delusions of grandeur and isn't trying to be anything else. For every instance of story progress it feels like you are rewarded with a sex scene and those sex scenes are insanely good. The animation is basic but exactly what is needed meanwhile the writing is hot. SCALDING hot. The whole mechanic of "keep clicking to see more thoughts/dirty talk" is just perfect.
- Setting and story - As always this is less important for me in porn games... Well good news, it's not really that important here either! Your character is here to get laid by any means necessary, even if that means an epic sprawling adventure, as long as there's pussy at the end of it! It's just that perfect mix of silly and ridiculous but still somehow fitting with porn logic.
- Funny - A very rare compliment here which I think is thrown around too often. Too many games use puns and memes and are then called "funny" when they elicit at best a smile. What a Legend actually made me laugh out loud more than once.
Mehs
- Content - It's early days. Expect to be super disappointed by how quickly you'll manage to do everything. [EDIT (made after v0.6): As of version 0.6 there's now a decent swathe of stuff, and I'd say top to bottom it would take a good 5-6 hours to see everything so far]
- Kinks - Trust me the sex is hot as fuck and looks like it'll include a lot of amazing scenes. My one teeny-tiny quibble with it is that, based on the predicted "unavailable" scenes, it seems like it's most likely going to remain pretty vanilla for around 95% of the game. Limited roughness/force/domination, which happen to be personal favourites.
- Sex never gets "intense" - In line with the above, it somewhat feels like a lot of the sexy scenes have the issue of starting off nice and slow, building up to an intense finish, but then the actual climax is never AS passionate or intense as it feels like it could be. It has the issue that it feels more concerned the aesthetic of the scene rather than just making it STEAMY.
Cons
- Celestina the matchmaker - A bit of an unfortunate complaint given that, at this point, it's unlikely to be changed dramatically. This is also a minor story spoiler so click at your peril: In short, you get special glasses which turn Celestina the matchmaker into a gorgeous busty blonde bombshell who you can fuck. The problem is that this is only an illusion and she is still the extremely ugly old lady (designed to be ugly, if I may add). The knowledge that when you fuck the illusion you are still fucking that hag is more than enough to not only ruin the individual scenes but kind of spoil the sexy mood of the rest of the game...
- Development time - Another relatively important consideration, which I can only describe as a negative is the development time. All that truly lovely art has to come from somewhere and that somewhere is apparently just ONE person. Meaning that the actual time for updates is achingly long (in excess of 4 months per update) giving the impression that the game won't be finished for at least another 10 years... I know this is just the sacrifice we make for the high-tier visuals, but it's unquestionably frustrating.
- Massive lack of choice (EDIT made after v0.6.01) - It has been a while since I wrote the rest of this review and I feel somewhat compelled to reduce the overall score of my rating because of this. During the early updates this was less noticeable, but as time has progressed it has allowed the extremely shiny veneer of the game wear off and now this issue is much more noticeable. The game has extremely limited interaction and just about no choice system within it (barring the odd dialogue choice which does not seem to affect anything). This absolutely demolishes any replay value and actually also makes some elements a bit strange to be included.
What a Legend is relatively new on the scene here and yet has an already stupid amount of reviews and upvotes. I'm here to tell you right away, unlike other new releases which got crazy popular almost overnight, it deserves all of the acclaim it has earned.
Surface level alone the art is easily among the best, if not the outright best on the website. It's unique and super high tier, evidently a lot of love has gone into the design there.
The game also is promising to be absolutely epic. The map, most of which is currently empty and unavailable, is enormous, and so promises to be a genuinely epic adventure with so much hot fucking and sexy scenes I genuinely was a bit stunned by how much they seemed to suggest will be in the completed product. My one concern there is that, given how big it clearly is intended to be, if it won't end up being too ambitious and collapsing under its own weight...
Beyond that, the game basically plays like
Summertime Saga (one of the OGs of porn games). That's if Summertime Saga had art that was about 10 times nicer and the grind was actually super engaging and enjoyable...
When I first wrote this review I genuinely had to hold myself back from gushing too much because it felt like the gorgeous art style and scaldingly hot sex scenes just absolutely carried the whole game. It was a genuine breath of fresh air.
Now however, things have changed a bit. We’re a good few more updates in and that has allowed me time to get used to the nice graphics and honestly that’s allowed a bit of a problem to rear its head.
With no apparent choice system the game honestly starts to feel a little bit slow as time goes on. You start feeling less and less involved and less like your character is “yours”. It wasn’t as obvious at the start that the whole thing might as well have been a kinetic novel, rather than a dating-sim type thing.
One thing, for example, is the system by which the game will have the protagonist “THINK” about a solution to the current problem with the current love interest. The longer this goes on, the more odd it feels to include this, because all it adds is additional text filler. There are no multiple paths, there’s no puzzle solving gameplay, it’s just an excuse for the MC to stand there and come up with the next solution (likely amusingly retarded solution of course) to the current problem.
I want to be clear, I still think What a Legend is probably an A-tier game on this site. The writing is great and the visuals are STILL amazing and the sex is STILL super fucking hot. However, I have to admit that given the lack of choice, replay value and overall involvement of the player, I actually think it is somewhat overrated and does not deserve quite as much praise as it seems to have got.