hrimthyrs

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Going by the post that has all of the tasks from each update. They're mostly very similar in the amount of work in each category. Someone posted it a few pages back.
You mean the one that shows this update has 5% more content items than the previous largest update, 55% more than the average of the previous four updates, and 84% more than the average of the three updates from before the patrons voted for larger updates? The one that shows the last two updates have each had more content items than v0.2 and v0.3 combined? How the everloving kayaking fuck did you get "normal sized" and "very similar in the amount of work in each category" out of that?
 

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You mean the one that shows this update has 5% more content items than the previous largest update, 55% more than the average of the previous four updates, and 84% more than the average of the three updates from before the patrons voted for larger updates? The one that shows the last two updates have each had more content items than v0.2 and v0.3 combined? How the everloving kayaking fuck did you get "normal sized" and "very similar in the amount of work in each category" out of that?
'cos maths AND reading is hard. :LOL::ROFLMAO:
 
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incog44

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You mean the one that shows this update has 5% more content items than the previous largest update, 55% more than the average of the previous four updates, and 84% more than the average of the three updates from before the patrons voted for larger updates? The one that shows the last two updates have each had more content items than v0.2 and v0.3 combined? How the everloving kayaking fuck did you get "normal sized" and "very similar in the amount of work in each category" out of that?
I agree it's their largest update yet, but what was the time frame between 0.4 and 0.5? Because 0.5 represents this update fairly well, with a little less content. 10 months is unacceptable regardless. Soon we'll be hitting DarkCookie levels of wait time, but at least he releases smaller updates as he's working on the larger one. Just sayin.
 

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I agree it's their largest update yet, but what was the time frame between 0.4 and 0.5? Because 0.5 represents this update fairly well, with a little less content. 10 months is unacceptable regardless. Soon we'll be hitting DarkCookie levels of wait time, but at least he releases smaller updates as he's working on the larger one. Just sayin.

That one was 7 months and the Myrtle update was around 6 months. The updates have always been pretty long and if this update is larger than the other two I don't really consider it unreasonable that it's taking longer. Just be patient. There are plenty of other games on this site you can mess with in the meantime and if you really want your money back they offer refunds
 
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hrimthyrs

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what was the time frame between 0.4 and 0.5?
Here you go:

84 days from release of 0.2 to 0.3, added 470MB of content. 146 days from release of 0.3 to 0.4, added 670MB of content. 223 days from release of 0.4 to 0.5, added 920MB of content. Added content per day has remained in the 4—6 MB/day range. "small updates once or twice a year" is an objectively false statement if applied to this game.
0.5 took 7.5 months. Every update from before the patrons voted for large updates were indeed within the 3—5 month range. What MagicNuts should do is either say "sorry, patrons, but we're reverting to smaller updates so we can hold to the 3—5 month cycle" or remove that 3—5 month statement because, even though the literal next sentence is a caveat, there's still a steady stream of howler monkeys derailing this thread insisting they "promised" to deliver the roughly double-sized updates the patrons voted for while still sticking to the shorter development cycle. Since the people actually funding the development of the game voted for bigger, longer updates and the people whining are freeloaders, take a wild guess which I think they should do.
 

incog44

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Here you go:



0.5 took 7.5 months. Every update from before the patrons voted for large updates were indeed within the 3—5 month range. What MagicNuts should do is either say "sorry, patrons, but we're reverting to smaller updates so we can hold to the 3—5 month cycle" or remove that 3—5 month statement because, even though the literal next sentence is a caveat, there's still a steady stream of howler monkeys derailing this thread insisting they "promised" to deliver the roughly double-sized updates the patrons voted for while still sticking to the shorter development cycle. Since the people actually funding the development of the game voted for bigger, longer updates and the people whining are freeloaders, take a wild guess which I think they should do.
Like I said earlier, I was a patron for 6 months while this update was in progress. So freeloader? No. Current sub? No. Take a guess what I think you should do.
 

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Like I said earlier, I was a patron for 6 months while this update was in progress. So freeloader? No. Current sub? No. Take a guess what I think you should do.

Personally I think you should simply go play a different game and check back in a month or so. It's annoying that every game on this site has these same people complaining about milking because people have no idea how to be patient and wait for something
 

hrimthyrs

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Like I said earlier, I was a patron for 6 months while this update was in progress. So freeloader? No. Current sub? No. Take a guess what I think you should do.
Which means you either subbed in a low-paying tier that doesn't get to vote on development direction, or you did vote and got out-voted. Either way...

So I've paid my dues.
...lays bare that you have a massively oversized sense of entitlement. You were never promised to get to dictate how the game gets developed, you were promised the ability to influence how the game got developed by voting along with every other Close Friend- and Best Friend-tier backer. Not getting your way because you were in the minority is always a possibility with voting. It is a risk you had to have known you were taking by signing up, yet here you are, whining because you didn't get your way.
 

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"Don't mind me, just gonna dump this UNCOVERED JAR OF SEMEN-GLUE INTO MY BAG WITH THE REST OF MY THINGS! I'M SURE THIS WILL WORK OUT VERY WELL!"

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Yes, yes, the rabbit and the dish were fine, so whatever magic this bag has should also prevent there from being any problems with chucking an open container of semen in there. But still, it makes me recoil, like watching someone deliberately drop a toaster into a bathtub.
 

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:coffee::coffee::coffee: Just slowly sipping my tea until the v0.6 release.
That's pretty much what I'm doing too, I mean, it's not like whining like a little bitch will change anything anyway.

That tea is tasting mighty good, that's for sure.
 
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