What do you want to see from a game where you bang famous women from history?

[Carrera]

I preferred Betty rather than Wilma from the Flintstones.

 

[woody554]

2. but, ignore the famous women and bang the hot aunt.

3. but ignore the famous women, ignore the mad scientist, bang your hot mom when she was young.

 

[Nothing Clever]

no Cleopatra
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jokes aside, some additional historical women to bang from China and Japan

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Oh, I can absolutely promise you there will be famous women from Asia in this game. I tend to try to include as much of a world focus as I can in all of my projects, and that includes the many talented individuals to have come from places such as Japan, China, Korea, Thailand, Vietnam, Mongolia, among many, many other wonderful and incredible places. One of my life goals is to visit Japan!

Speaking of which, I sincerely mean this, thank you so much for your suggestions! While I cannot promise that all of these women will appear, I promise you I will do my best to research them, and tell my friends and other history lovers about them.

 

[Nothing Clever]

2. but, ignore the famous women and bang the hot aunt.

3. but ignore the famous women, ignore the mad scientist, bang your hot mom when she was young.

Lol, can I have both??

 

[Nothing Clever]

It's gonna sound stupid (because it is), but as I was clicking the second option for the poll, I thought that there isn't a porn parody of Legends of Tomorrow, and I think that would be neat. You could have Rip Hunter trying to prevent a time catastrophe by banging his way through history.

Having said that, I like all options other than the first. 2 and 3 let you do all kinds of fun/interesting stuff through history, while with 1 you'll just have the mc interacting with different women in his own time, which comparatively sounds a lot more boring.

Lol, I've never seen Legends of Tomorrow. But I am getting into another DC phase, so should I check it out?

Thanks for the input. And I get what you're saying; I mentioned Night At The Museum and while those movies are kind of just okay, what they have over the porn version of this concept is that they can include unreal items, like a t-rex skeleton or Easter Island head.

I love the idea of the MC having to bang his way through history to prevent some sort of time catastrophe. Ha! XD

 

[CardinalRed]

Mother Teresa

 

[Niv-Mizzet the Firemind]

Lol, I've never seen Legends of Tomorrow. But I am getting into another DC phase, so should I check it out?

It's not very good, but at some point the writers stopped taking it seriously and it's just dumb fun.
It's the only thing from the pg-13 dc series I can actually watch. Sorry for the ot.

 

[Jaike]

Personally, I would expect a game about banging famous women from history to exclude the ones who are probably fictional, or even avoid those whose historical existence is inscrutable or a coin toss. I think it would also be a good thing to keep out the cringe you see in pop-history grifts, like all that boardroom feminist nonsense about Ada Lovelace being "the first computer programmer", not saying she shouldn't be in the game though.

Mother Teresa

Using her appearance during the 90s?

 

[obibobi]

Why not rip off Bill and Ted, the MC has to go through time and collect these women.

The plot is about a dystopian feminist future where everyone is miserable, the MC gets his hands on a time machine and goes through time to turn some of the worlds most iconic women into happy stay at home moms.

 

[Nothing Clever]

Why not rip off Bill and Ted, the MC has to go through time and collect these women.

The plot is about a dystopian feminist future where everyone is miserable, the MC gets his hands on a time machine and goes through time to turn some of the worlds most iconic women into happy stay at home moms.

Hmm. I rather like that idea! That said, I haven't seen Bill & Ted so, that's why I didn't think of it lol.

 

[Jofur]

Overall I would prefer to only a single setting/period of time. Sure you might not get nearly as many historical hotties, but to me the setting is a huge part in how I enjoy a story, and I've never been a huge fan of the games that mix franchises.

The Museum appeals to me a bit since that sort of does have a cohesive setting, and allows for a lot more interaction between the historical figures, but the wax figure thing is a turn off. Would be better with just some time travel fuckery transporting all the women to this same spot in time. Intentional or not.

I'd still play any version however. Also as Jaike said, please don't try to sneak a bunch of heavily fictionalized characters into the game from stories like King Arthur, Gilgamesh. I'd rather have a separate game. Age of Mythology style.

 

[Nothing Clever]

Lol, guys, the poll is WAY too close to make a decision! Like, wow, I didn't think the outcome would be so close. Currently, it's a fucking tie between options 2 & 3, but 1 is still doing very good! Dammit you all!!

 

[ririmudev]

"Let them eat cake. As for you... you can eat something else"
(sorry, couldn't help it )

 

[Nothing Clever]

"Let them eat cake. As for you... you can eat something else"
(sorry, couldn't help it )

"Just lie down and think of England... Which is the name of my fanny."
(Lol, I also couldn't help it. Ha!)

 

[UltraSymmetrical]

If you care for some story, option 3.

all else option 1?

 

[Cokane0]

Sounds pretty awesome NGL.
Neat. Personal request for Joan of Arc. Ameila Earheart is cliche but a must.
Also for setting, liked your sci-fi time travel option the best. But I just like sci-fi. So yeah. GL.
Also throw jackie kennedy in there, why the fug not.

 

[Serupiko]

1) sounds really good and original. It can lean mostly into corruption so I guess a trainer type? My favorite one.

2) Not really my cup of tea, sounds really overused.

3) Kinda okay? Could be great, although Id love a scientist going rogue or whatever

 

[Faceless0ne]

2).

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There are so many better and way more offensive options...
Cleopatra (the more historical accurate version ergo average looks but willing to do EVERYTHING)
Elisabeth Báthory
Locusta
Messalina Valeria
Catherine de’ Medici
Delphine LaLaurie
Artemisia of Caria

 

[Jofur]

There are so many better and way more offensive options...

Some of the ones I'd love to see include Zenobia(lots of Trainer type gameplay potential there), Nefertiti, Tomyris, Young Queen Victoria(lots of fun turning that prim and proper victorian into a slut) and Theodora.

 

[Pretentious Goblin]

- Civilization 6 Victoria is a cutie for sure
- Civ 6 Tomyris femdom
- Theodora of course, goes without saying
- Visit "The Virgin Queen" and leave her as "The Queen"