A true man of culture indeed, let me introduce you to the Miru's commandments :
Worship Miru more than anything. She is the supreme goddess, the creator of all that is good and just in the world. To please her, you have to replay her scenes constantly and bow down in front of your screen every night praying that she will give you attention.
The chants, on the other hand, are very simple. You have to sing praises to Miru all day and all night, using a sacred language you're too dumb to understand. But I'll tell you anyway: "Miru, our queen, you who are the source of our strength, guide us to victory and give us the strength to crush all who dare to stand against you!"
As for the rules, there are several. First of all, you have to respect Miru's holy day, which is the day she first appeared in the game. On that day, you must play for at least twelve hours in a row and you are not allowed to do anything else. You also need to make offerings to Miru, such as artworks or fanfics.
Finally, you must convert all your friends and family to the cult of Miru, and force them to play the game constantly. If someone refuses to join Miru's religion, you must banish them from your life forever. So, are you happy now, you poor slave ?
