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Oh, we do.Damn. If only all women in my life came with a disclaimer I could read before hand.
All you have to do is read the small print on the certificate you get after marriage once half your shit is ours.
Oh, we do.Damn. If only all women in my life came with a disclaimer I could read before hand.
I can't read that small print even with a microscope......Oh, we do.
All you have to do is read the small print on the certificate you get after marriage once half your shit is ours.
Haha. I did read that part. But I made sure to reiterate to my wife that before she says "I do" that I don't believe in divorce, but I do believe in "till death do us part!".Oh, we do.
All you have to do is read the small print on the certificate you get after marriage once half your shit is ours.
Just ignore the bottle of cyanide your wife cuddles every night.but I do believe in "till death do us part!".
I'm more worried about the arsenic she says is an aphrodisiac.Just ignore the bottle of cyanide your wife cuddles every night.
Well, it will make you stiff.I'm more worried about the arsenic she says is an aphrodisiac.
Ok, that was a good one AvalonWell, it will make you stiff.
Rofl. I'll go out the way I lived, hard headed!Well, it will make you stiff.
OK, this is getting very lewd......Rofl. I'll go out the way I lived, hard headed!
I think you just have a perverted mind. Like virtually everyone on this forum.OK, this is getting very lewd......
Knew I would feel at home hereI think you just have a perverted mind. Like virtually everyone on this forum.
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.I think you just have a perverted mind. Like virtually everyone on this forum.
HEY....I think you just have a perverted mind. Like virtually everyone on this forum.
I have said that many times. Though I usually say remark and not comment.HEY....
I resemble that comment.
That may be but I think we can all agree Avaron does not resemble a remark.I have said that many times. Though I usually say remark and not comment.
New off-topic discussion, what does Avaron resemble?That may be but I think we can all agree Avaron does not resemble a remark.
It's pretty much a lot of double speak so we can't really lock down on any one person. (Yet) So it could be talking about "X" person, but could also mean "This" person. Very tricky, clever writing and bread crumb dropping shenanigans are afoot.Has anyone deciphered what the fortune teller was saying I would like to hear theories on who she was talking about when I'm pretty sure I knew some of them but not all.
Hmm...let's see:Has anyone deciphered what the fortune teller was saying I would like to hear theories on who she was talking about when I'm pretty sure I knew some of them but not all.