- Dec 27, 2017
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Biggus Dickkus?
I start with a joke in (have to translate it from my native language) I hope I get it done:
A man walks into a brothel and looks around shyly. The madam wants to help him and speaks to him. He says to her quite shyly "I have a penis like a baby" The madam thinks briefly and thinks "I will send him to Anna, who is still quite fresh, and will not laugh at him" No sooner said than done.
After the guest has left, the madam looks after Anna, she is lying in the bed, dissolved and completely exhausted. She asks astonished what is going on, because the man said he had a penis like a baby. Anna says, "That's right, his dick was about 20 inch long and weighed 7 pounds. "
Ok enough joking. The reason I start this thread are MC-Dicks in VN-Games, especially in 3dCG games. Come on, even in Porn-Vids (where it is supposed that the guys dicks to be above average) it isn't that ridiculous like in VNs. I would say at least 70-80% of the games the MC (or some other dudes) have dicks that hang half the way to the knee even without being erected, and have a diameter of a normal man's wrist. In reality most men don't reach 20 cm erected and here we have fucking horse dicks attached.
I have no problem with some freedom in "creating Art/Porn" but that's fucking ridiculous. But even so, each of the females are able to stick it in their pussy all the way and even sucking them or deepthroating. Sorry, but that's so poor. Hell, I know I cannot expect realism in Porn Games. But a bit less is sometimes more. It's not that I am ashamed of myself by not having a horse dick (never wanted to be hung like that). And hell even if they have to be big... ok do it, but in a believable way not something like I mentioned with the joke before.
Are the Devs or the majority of Players so insecure about their size "down there" that they have to compensate it this way. Sorry, but in some games I really would have liked i stopped playing cos it was too absurd to continue cos of the dick size the devs thought the MC needs to have.
Just my 2 cent
Parmenion
I start with a joke in (have to translate it from my native language) I hope I get it done:
A man walks into a brothel and looks around shyly. The madam wants to help him and speaks to him. He says to her quite shyly "I have a penis like a baby" The madam thinks briefly and thinks "I will send him to Anna, who is still quite fresh, and will not laugh at him" No sooner said than done.
After the guest has left, the madam looks after Anna, she is lying in the bed, dissolved and completely exhausted. She asks astonished what is going on, because the man said he had a penis like a baby. Anna says, "That's right, his dick was about 20 inch long and weighed 7 pounds. "
Ok enough joking. The reason I start this thread are MC-Dicks in VN-Games, especially in 3dCG games. Come on, even in Porn-Vids (where it is supposed that the guys dicks to be above average) it isn't that ridiculous like in VNs. I would say at least 70-80% of the games the MC (or some other dudes) have dicks that hang half the way to the knee even without being erected, and have a diameter of a normal man's wrist. In reality most men don't reach 20 cm erected and here we have fucking horse dicks attached.
I have no problem with some freedom in "creating Art/Porn" but that's fucking ridiculous. But even so, each of the females are able to stick it in their pussy all the way and even sucking them or deepthroating. Sorry, but that's so poor. Hell, I know I cannot expect realism in Porn Games. But a bit less is sometimes more. It's not that I am ashamed of myself by not having a horse dick (never wanted to be hung like that). And hell even if they have to be big... ok do it, but in a believable way not something like I mentioned with the joke before.
Are the Devs or the majority of Players so insecure about their size "down there" that they have to compensate it this way. Sorry, but in some games I really would have liked i stopped playing cos it was too absurd to continue cos of the dick size the devs thought the MC needs to have.
Just my 2 cent
Parmenion