Why do MC's need such big dicks

[trumpthatbitch]

And what is the point of putting yourself in the shoes of a MC with a clearly oversized dick ? I'm not ashamed of my dick size, and don't need to believe that I've one as big as my arm.

The average US man and woman is obese too. Do you want to play a game with obese men, obese women, and small dicks? I mean if you do more power to you.

But there is a reason why there no no fat instagram models. It's the fantasy. Real porn it's the same thing how many star porn actors have a micropenis? I mean comeon all this is obvious. If your kink is small dicks I won't kink shame you but that is a niche demographic

 

[anne O'nymous]

The average US man and woman is obese too.

And the average member on this forum is not an US citizen.

Do you want to play a game with obese men, obese women, and small dicks?

As if we weren't already all self inserting into MC that don't looks like us.
One out of three players are surely not white, more or less one out of five is over 30yo, and 75% of the members are expected to have an IQ superior to 80. Yet around 90% of the MC's are white 20-25yo idiots.
And how many among the players needs glasses and/or are left handed ?

The problem don't lie in the way the MC looks, but in the unrealistic size of his dick. As long as the MC looks like average Joe, we can self insert into him, because ourselves are average Joe. But when it become cartoonish, how can you insert yourself ? Especially when in the same time the rest of the setting, including the visual, try hard to feel realistic.

But there is a reason why there no no fat instagram models.

Of course there's a reason why there's no "fat Instagram models" in the dream world you live in ; I let the reader decide what is this reason, for me I've a good idea about it. But in the real world were the rest of us live, they exist, and someone like

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, have more than 2 millions followers,

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more than 700,000, and they are far to be the only ones.


So, in short, you said a lot of stupidities... and haven't answered my question.

 

[DonTaco]

And how many among the players needs glasses and/or are left handed ?

These are the real issues we have to address; God dammit I can't relate to my MC because he's not left handed

 

[Jaike]

Many of these MCs are committing serious crimes in their games, so a big long hard penis can work as a blunt weapon if it's needed, or even double as a crowbar in the direst circumstances.

 

[trumpthatbitch]

And the average member on this forum is not an US citizen.




As if we weren't already all self inserting into MC that don't looks like us.
One out of three players are surely not white, more or less one out of five is over 30yo, and 75% of the members are expected to have an IQ superior to 80. Yet around 90% of the MC's are white 20-25yo idiots.
And how many among the players needs glasses and/or are left handed ?

The problem don't lie in the way the MC looks, but in the unrealistic size of his dick. As long as the MC looks like average Joe, we can self insert into him, because ourselves are average Joe. But when it become cartoonish, how can you insert yourself ? Especially when in the same time the rest of the setting, including the visual, try hard to feel realistic.




Of course there's a reason why there's no "fat Instagram models" in the dream world you live in ; I let the reader decide what is this reason, for me I've a good idea about it. But in the real world were the rest of us live, they exist, and someone like

You must be registered to see the links

, have more than 2 millions followers,

You must be registered to see the links

more than 700,000, and they are far to be the only ones.


So, in short, you said a lot of stupidities... and haven't answered my question.

Actually I live in the real world but I watch porn and other forms of entertainment for the fantasy. Which is what most of us do. The average porn actress does not look like the average woman. The average porn actor does not have an average dick. The average successful instagram model is more attractive than the average us woman. It is what it is.

The question why consume content you so clearly hate? They aren't selling reality they are selling a fantasy. 99 percent of the content on this site are full of ridiculous fantasy scenarios that is a feature not the bug. Anyways I am done. Go fight the good fight for small dicks in porn games or make one with a MC. Let us know how it goes.

 

[BeingADikDik]

If you prefer 'realism', then prepare to see a lot of renders of disappointed LIs.

 

[GreenGobbo]

Actually I live in the real world but I watch porn and other forms of entertainment for the fantasy. Which is what most of us do. The average porn actress does not look like the average woman. The average porn actor does not have an average dick.

The single most popular genre in the history of porn is amatuer.
Normal eveyday people who have normal everyday bodies and proportions.
And there's tens of millions of them.
Big name porn actors/actresses actually don't have average sizes even for their own industry because the amatuer scene is so damn massive that those guys with the foot long cocks and the ladies with those over inflated balloon tits are still way above average.
Any attempt to state that over sized is average among porn actors is just blatantly factually inaccurate, and completely ignores the vast majority of content produced by the industry at large.

 

[DonTaco]

The single most popular genre in the history of porn is amatuer.
Normal eveyday people who have normal everyday bodies and proportions.
And there's tens of millions of them.
Big name porn actors/actresses actually don't have average sizes even for their own industry because the amatuer scene is so damn massive that those guys with the foot long cocks and the ladies with those over inflated balloon tits are still way above average.
Any attempt to state that over sized is average among porn actors is just blatantly factually inaccurate, and completely ignores the vast majority of content produced by the industry at large.

According to this chart, big dicks and amateur are about the same, so truly no one can win this debate

 

[GreenGobbo]

1 site, 1 poll, from 4 years ago.
And how much of it takes into consideration the cam scene?
Or people posting their nude selfies?
Or uploading their home made sex tapes to one of 10 million other porn sites?
All amateur dude.
And it's been going on ever since people had access to perspnal cameras.
Sure the internet kicked it into hyperdrive, but I garuntee you the VAST majority of the porn in the world is still technically amateur.

 

[Asia Argento]

Schlong-a-donga-dingdongs.

 

[DonTaco]

1 site, 1 poll, from 4 years ago.
And how much of it takes into consideration the cam scene?
Or people posting their nude selfies?
Or uploading their home made sex tapes to one of 10 million other porn sites?
All amateur dude.
And it's been going on ever since people had access to perspnal cameras.
Sure the internet kicked it into hyperdrive, but I garuntee you the VAST majority of the porn in the world is still technically amateur.

Well, yeah, there's a lot of amateur porn because most people don't have a professional studio and fat cocks, just a phone and a regular penis. I wasn't arguing that.

 

[GreenGobbo]

Well, yeah, there's a lot of amateur porn because most people don't have a professional studio and fat cocks, just a phone and a regular penis. I wasn't arguing that.

Yeah, and that was my whole point.
Just because the big stars in the scene have larger sizes, that doesn't mean they are average. There's just waaaaaaay too many normal sized people making amatuer content everyday.

 

[Loganfin]

Amateur porn can mean almost anything though. The women might be skinny, or they might be BBWs. The dudes might be hung like a horse, or like a mouse. I consume very, very little amateur porn, but when I do it generally involves a curvy lady who looks like the porn stars that I otherwise follow. Just with lower production quality.

 

[bobbot]

hell if i know... im just waiting for the day someone gives it gameplay function like a game that has you pogoing around like scrooge mc duck in the nes ducktales but on a dick. mainly cus i think it would be hilarious.

 

[Schlong50]

I'm pretty sure if a rather plain looking amateur porn actor could looks like a Greek goddess/god with the pressing of a button they would do it like probably almost all of us would. Its not popular because they tend to look less chiseled; its popular because every Jill & Joe can upload their high rez handycam clip to the web. And those with good/pro like looking couples are usually the higher rated/more viewed ones.

I prefer the usual amateur porn dick size over the animated oversize. Big is OK but I also dont like watching the grotesque giant dicks that deform the chicks while banging. I mean its (or was at first when it was novel) good for a laugh; but if I'm looking for that I search a Keenen Ivory Wayans movie stream.

 

[FacelessVixen]

I demand more medium penis representation.

I want a game where a penis can talk to a ghost.

 

[GreenGobbo]

I demand more medium penis representation.

I want a game where a penis can talk to a ghost.

I dunno man, sounds kinda like you're asking for someone to ghost the MC's dick.

 

[FacelessVixen]

I dunno man, sounds kinda like you're asking for someone to ghost the MC's dick.

To be more specific: You know in Pokemon Gen 1 when you need the Silph Scope in order to see Gastly and Haunter in Pokemon Tower? I'm thinking, what if Red could just whip out his dick and he could see the ghosts that way instead of fuckin' around in Celadon?

So just to be clear: I don't want a ghost dick, I want a dick to be used as a catalyst for communicating with a ghost. ...with an average length and girth because, realistically speaking, not every dude is carrying the tree branch that some of these R34 artists like to give their characters. ...or a baby carrot like in Redmoa's earlier videos.

 

[JoGio]

There's nothing more I can say that hasn't already been said, so I will leave you with this poem:

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."

 

[GreenGobbo]

To be more specific: You know in Pokemon Gen 1 when you need the Silph Scope in order to see Gastly and Haunter in Pokemon Tower? I'm thinking, what if Red could just whip out his dick and he could see the ghosts that way instead of fuckin' around in Celadon?

So just to be clear: I don't want a ghost dick, I want a dick to be used as a catalyst for communicating with a ghost. ...with an average length and girth because, realistically speaking, not every dude is carrying the tree branch that some of these R34 artists like to give their characters. ...or a baby carrot like in Redmoa's earlier videos.

I didn't say "ghost dick", I said ghost your MC's dick.

As in verb, not noun.
Ghost, ghosting, ghosted.