Why do people fap with socks?

[TC]

As the title said. Why do people fap with socks? I mean you need to clean that up, why don't you just use tissues instead 0-0

 

[GrimRanger]

i use a sponge to fap with

 

[Oiz]

Because the sock is warm if you took off right before okerFace:

 

[TheMann421]

 

[Draghough]

^lmfao the banana part reminded me of a reddit post

 

[pcg50]

Hey i once used Olive oil when i was a teen , then my parents walked into my room . I am pretty from the fact they didn't ask me why my rooms smells like olive oil they figure out what i did with it .

 

[ThorMcBalbo]

Personally i prefer this :
or this


But socks are a good alternative especially the wool ones.. it's like when you where a kid a used to desensitize the hand by sitting on it for a while

 

[TC]

Personally i prefer this :
or this
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But socks are a good alternative especially the wool ones.. it's like when you where a kid a used to desensitize the hand by sitting on it for a while
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Your first one is a big block box. I suppose you don't fap in/to a big black box? 0-0

 

[ThorMcBalbo]

Your first one is a big block box. I suppose you don't fap in/to a big black box? 0-0

Big Black boxes are sexyokerFace:, but the first one should be an imgur link imgur.com/gallery/W6XXVbA

 

[fauxplayer]

Wait... people fap with socks? Like, putting a sock on their hand like a mitten to fap? I don't think this is a thing people do.

 

[Benn Swagger]

Are they stupid ? ... last I check, all of my sock fabric aren't smooth. If I use my sock to fap, I might get sore skin and infection, ended visit genital's doctor to fix. Isn't man's (skin/bare) hand are his best buddy forever ? why need sock ?

 

[MixaelPixael]

I've always thought you fapped INTO a sock. Kinda like a cum catcher. Just remember which sock(s) are for fapping and which go on your feets...don't wanna shove your foot into a glob of last nights jizz as you get ready fro work/school/whatever.

 

[muttdoggy]

Sounds like you're all speaking from experience. Next thought I would have is "How do I profit off this?"
Selling cum socks and jizz tissues would be a lucrative business.

 

[dunhill]

nope... never will, thats just disgusting...

 

[maisbordeldemerde]

wtf this thread actually blew my mind

 

[Shades19]

 

[Deleted member 50069]

As club girls say:
just yolo

 

[hopeless]

everything you can put your dick inside is worth it. i can't write down my list of things ive put mine in, the webspace couldn't handle it

 

[TC]

everything you can put your dick inside is worth it. i can't write down my list of things ive put mine in, the webspace couldn't handle it

0-0 How about a wormhole? :kek:

And @GDS Socks > tissues?

 

[pcg50]

When you're prepared you don't need socks