Why do people fap with socks?

[hopeless]

When you're prepared you don't need socks

lol young boy... i need this:

 

[MixaelPixael]

@hopeless I bought this just for you:

 

[baka]

people do? well, if they want, why not?
im using a silk tissue to "collect" the fluids. washable and feel great to wrap the cock with when done.
but paper could also do if theres nothing else, but socks? thats why some dudes have smelly feet?

 

[Ryahn]

No mess clean up

 

[muttdoggy]

Flip it, shake it, and reuse?

 

[Zippity]

I know this whole thread was basically made to be laughable... But honestly, I think as with any cloth type material, a sock is either used because it is readily available, or fits over the hand easily, keeps ejaculate off your hand/s, feels nice, and/or represents a phallic symbol being long and tubular... Of course, none of this is based off experience at all, because it's a sock, ewww!!!! This is all based off of logical guesswork...

 

[Gozer]

If it's not in her it'll be on her, Not my problem after that.

 

[TS2016]

To keep feet warm while flapping?

 

[Pyjak Slayer]

What. The. Fuck.

I have the same exact fleshlight. ::|:

 

[TheSexinati]

Lol I used to use the sock to finish into In my high school days... because I never knew when I was going to be able to fap because the computer was communal in my family home.

It's worse when you use the same one after a week or two and the sock is all solid!

Fortunately I now have a laptop.

 

[Madbadbutajoytoknow]

I don't use Socks because my other cat Mittens would get jealous

 

[DeMarcus16]

To keep feet warm while flapping?

I would've never thought this could be topped as the funniest post in this thread...
but:

I don't use Socks because my other cat Mittens would get jealous

Damn it @Madzeal, you made me spit coffee out of my nose laughing!

 

[HypnoChanger]

I've heard of using socks, but I have no idea why anyone would say to themselves "You know what would make this better? Rough, coarse fabric. Nothing more erotic than carpet burn, I tell ya what."

 

[Cudder]

thats gross

 

[Lt. Aldo Raine]

People fap with socks?! Thats where you put ya feet, not ya meat!

 

[GODZILLA2000]

Tried it once. Never tried it again. Shit just makes the sock crusty and nasty.

 

[Lykanz]

Well... I guess doing it otherwise will... "Sock"...

Huh, huh? Get it guys? Sucks, socks, get it?

Ok, right, I'll go away.