Why do Ugly Bastards exist?

[tanstaafl]

I'm sure you know and understand how hard it is to look at the truth sometimes.

We're just circling my point now. The point was that ugly bastard isn't a result of god, but people, psychological hangups aside.

 

[Zakharova]

This is between 1.5 and 3% of humans. Everyone else is bullshitting themselves.

How do you do these calculations so quickly?

It's as if you had the entire human race catalogued in an Excel chart on your notebook

 

[Zakharova]

We're just circling my point now. The point was that ugly bastard isn't a result of god, but people, psychological hangups aside.

Well, if you take into account that God is nature, then you can consider that all life born in this world is God's fault.

 

[tanstaafl]

How do you do these calculations so quickly?

It's as if you had the entire human race catalogued in an Excel chart on your notebook

I have a memory and it's not like that isn't a common topic these days.

 

[suprisedcrankyface]

I'm sure you know and understand how hard it is to look at the truth sometimes.

As someone who changes weight can confirm. When I eat too much and dont move I get uglier. When I eat less and move more, I get less ugly.

We're just circling my point now. The point was that ugly bastard isn't a result of god, but people, psychological hangups aside.

Sort of, sort of not. For every 10 out there a 1 is born. Some people win the lotto and others fall outta the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. If they workout, get designer clothes and do everything possible they might be able to push a low 2. Lucky for these people, being that ugly seems to be some peoples fetish so maybe they are not as unlucky as we think

Well, if you take into account that God is nature, then you can consider that all life born in this world is God's fault.

I am not getting into an argument about the existence of god today, and if that god exists if every single thing is a direct action or certain things are direct interventions.

Edit: cant resist, your wrong - god even within scriptures where he created everything, is not nature. Its defiance of nature that often highlights a 'miracle'

 

[tanstaafl]

Sort of, sort of not. For every 10 out there a 1 is born. Some people win the lotto and others fall outta the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. If they workout, get designer clothes and do everything possible they might be able to push a low 2. Lucky for these people, being that ugly seems to be some peoples fetish so maybe they are not as unlucky as we think

If we're being honest here there are very, very few people who are in shape and take care of themselves that are still anywhere close to being able to be considered "ugly bastard". It takes some extreme fuckery to get people below "below average" in those cases. And it's usually extremities at that point. Wonky, huge ears or nose, lack of a chin or an obscenely giant one, etc.

 

[MissCougar]

If we're being honest here there are very, very few people who are in shape and take care of themselves that are still anywhere close to being able to be considered "ugly bastard". It takes some extreme fuckery to get people below "below average" in those cases. And it's usually extremities at that point. Wonky, huge ears or nose, lack of a chin or an obscenely giant one, etc.

I agree!

In anime usually the ugly bastard is like fat and wears glasses, and that's like a basic normal dude for the most part. But I guess when your characters are chiseled perfect and weigh 120 pounds for the men and made of slender goodness, implying someone looks "like an American" is kind of its own jab. Double so when they call it an ugly bastard.

You got to start getting into mutations and deformities or bad hygiene or stupidly old when it starts getting ugly and too far to want to think about sexually.

I'm sure there's people out there who like that though but I'll leave that to them. For me the ugly bastard kind of stops once they stop looking like an overweight 40-something, which seems like the vast majority of them tend to be.

Also there should be some kind of separation for old bastard, fat bastard, and ugly bastard. Ugly just is a catch all for too much stuff!

 

[Geigi]

I agree!

In anime usually the ugly bastard is like fat and wears glasses, and that's like a basic normal dude for the most part. But I guess when your characters are chiseled perfect and weigh 120 pounds for the men and made of slender goodness, implying someone looks "like an American" is kind of its own jab. Double so when they call it an ugly bastard.

You got to start getting into mutations and deformities or bad hygiene or stupidly old when it starts getting ugly and too far to want to think about sexually.

I'm sure there's people out there who like that though but I'll leave that to them. For me the ugly bastard kind of stops once they stop looking like an overweight 40-something, which seems like the vast majority of them tend to be.

Also there should be some kind of separation for old bastard, fat bastard, and ugly bastard. Ugly just is a catch all for too much stuff!

Agree. Bob from Mila is fat but sure he ain't looking old nor ugly.

 

[Zakharova]

Edit: cant resist, your wrong - god even within scriptures where he created everything, is not nature. Its defiance of nature that often highlights a 'miracle'

I couldn't resist either. I respect your opinion but I have to disagree. All religions with their scriptures, genealogies, theogonies and cosmogonies are nothing more than interpretations that our species makes about natural phenomena that are part of the nature that is god. Miracles are just stories and narratives that are expanded and dramatized over time. But that's just my opinion.

It's always a pleasure to discuss metaphysics with a stranger

 

[tanstaafl]

Edit: cant resist, your wrong - god even within scriptures where he created everything, is not nature. Its defiance of nature that often highlights a 'miracle'

 

[HornyMonsterGirlEnjoyer]

I agree!

In anime usually the ugly bastard is like fat and wears glasses, and that's like a basic normal dude for the most part. But I guess when your characters are chiseled perfect and weigh 120 pounds for the men and made of slender goodness, implying someone looks "like an American" is kind of its own jab. Double so when they call it an ugly bastard.

You got to start getting into mutations and deformities or bad hygiene or stupidly old when it starts getting ugly and too far to want to think about sexually.

I'm sure there's people out there who like that though but I'll leave that to them. For me the ugly bastard kind of stops once they stop looking like an overweight 40-something, which seems like the vast majority of them tend to be.

Also there should be some kind of separation for old bastard, fat bastard, and ugly bastard. Ugly just is a catch all for too much stuff!

To kind of expand on this point. I am fine with fat characters and characters that wear glasses. I just don't want to watch an inbred duke steal a bunch of characters I feel sexually attracted to. Cheating and stealing is kind of a fetish for me. Divorced from reality of course. I don't mind playing as a fat dude with glasses. the only difference is a I don't wear glasses. I just don't feel like holding my gf's hand while she fucks a bunch of other dudes. I haven't been in a relationship for literal years. I don't need reality in my jerk off material.

 

[Ennoch]

Very philosophical here indeed. I just like ugly bastards shag hot ladies that is all

 

[HornyMonsterGirlEnjoyer]

Very philosophical here indeed. I just like ugly bastards shag hot ladies that is all

Valid. Most sane post on this thread imo.

 

[tanstaafl]

Valid. Most sane post on this thread imo.

 

[suprisedcrankyface]

I respect your opinion but I have to disagree.

Take your Fedora off for a moment and actually read what I wrote, its not an opinion - you are wrong on both sides of the statement.

Well, if you take into account that God is nature, then you can consider that all life born in this world is God's fault.

your wrong - god even within scriptures where he created everything, is not nature. Its defiance of nature that often highlights a 'miracle'

1) Within the singular omnipotent god religions, that god is not nature, they created nature. God can intervene and change it (such as splitting a sea, walking on water, resurrect the dead etc.), but that doesn't mean everything is a direct action (i.e. sent THE flood, not all floods). So without direct intervention, nature just made that baby ugly. And before you say 'he made the system' if 10's banged 1's we'd have a bunch of 5's. Uglies banging Uglies makes Uglies (as an Ugly I can confirm this).

2) if you dont believe in god/s then nature makes Uglies.

And it's usually extremities at that point. Wonky, huge ears or nose, lack of a chin or an obscenely giant one, etc.

Yup, like I said, as rare as natural 10's are there are the rare natural 1's, with one eye 2 inches higher than the other and an off centre mouth. Although you can speedrun 1's it seems by marrying cousins (take a look at those in the Hapsburg dynasty at peak inbred)

 

[HornyMonsterGirlEnjoyer]

Okay before this gets out of hand. If you want to get religious about a porn tag(Ugly Bastards) you are on the wrong thread. Go find somewhere else to talk religion please.

 

[suprisedcrankyface]

Okay before this gets out of hand. If you want to get religious about a porn tag(Ugly Bastards) you are on the wrong thread. Go find somewhere else to talk religion please.

Its on topic 'why do ugly bastards exist', & I said all I had to say on it
-when an Ugly man loves an Ugly woman paperbag sales increase & they make an Ugly baby

 

[Unga2bunga]

I believe him, but if he was to say it in NTR games, users would tell him that he's gay for wanting to look at pretty guys and not FMC.

Users wouldn't even be wrong I've known a few attractive men to set my heart aflutter. maybe that IS why i hate ugly bastards