That can be taken a couple different ways... for both of us, really.I like it!![]()
That can be taken a couple different ways... for both of us, really.I like it!![]()
They are getting more proliferate and advanced.I very much prefer that to my aunt's smut novels. Hell, some of the lines I write set off my own internal cringe filter.
Today I have sensitive nipples and swollen boobs, so I imagine I'm going to start any day and hopefully it won't be two weeks of bleeding out like a dying bloated vampire after a trip to the hospital on blood drive day.Modern women go 5 minutes without mentioning their genitals challenge: Impossible
huh!Well, now I have to make a dick joke. Uh...
I tried to upload a dick pic, but the file size was too big.
It's actually ginger tea today, not coffee. Sore throat.huh!![]()
I hope your throat recovers. Must be sore from all that big dick energy.It's actually ginger tea today, not coffee. Sore throat.
No problem. A vampire boyfriend will gladly lick you dry, if you know what I mean.Today I have sensitive nipples and swollen boobs, so I imagine I'm going to start any day and hopefully it won't be two weeks of bleeding out like a dying bloated vampire after a trip to the hospital on blood drive day.![]()
If you get dry while he's licking, he done fucked up.No problem. A vampire boyfriend will gladly lick you dry, if you know what I mean.![]()
I am down. Though they might want to act fast because timing is critical here. Things are feeling like they gonna get ugly soon.No problem. A vampire boyfriend will gladly lick you dry, if you know what I mean.![]()
Some of us only had those Mills & Boon smut novels as teenagers!I very much prefer that to my aunt's smut novels. Hell, some of the lines I write set off my own internal cringe filter.