I think I have things figured out. MC and Azel are going to try to have sex, but Zeno's paradox will stop them.
MC: Azel, get ready to take my magic cock!
Azel: Ooooh, MC, you know I want it so bad!
MC: Ok, here I come.
Azel: Your penis is just 12 inches away from my virgin pussy.
MC: Then, I'll just need to close the gap. :: moves penis 6 inches closer ::
Azel: Now your penis is 6 inches away from my virgin pussy.
MC: Then, I'll just need to close the gap. :: moves penis 3 inches closer ::
Azel: Now your penis is 3 inches away from my virgin pussy.
MC: Then, I'll just need to close the gap. :: moves penis 1.5 inches closer ::
Azel: Now your penis is 1.5 inches away from my virgin pussy.
MC: Then, I'll just need to close the gap. :: moves penis 0.75 inches closer ::
Azel: Now your penis is 0.75 inches away from my virgin pussy.
This continues ad infinitum. Fade to black with muffled sounds of ecstasy. The end.