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the update schedule is 2 hours between each tier, with former patrons getting the update 12 hours after the MVP's, but i'm sure it's gonna get leaked way before that(assuming we get anything
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Reniere
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In my honest opinion ( hoping a mod see's this) if this update is skipped again or missed whatever people of Dev decides to call it..
Just mark this as Abandoned till further notice, By now the rules and are being ignored and exploited
Just mark this as Abandoned till further notice, By now the rules and are being ignored and exploited
Demonius
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iirc its 18 months without an update, regardless of patreon posts or anything, it will get marked abandoned
SerHawkes
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PLACE YOUR BETS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FOR THE BULLSHIT EXCUSE NUMBER FUCK WHATEVER!
Which excuse is it gonna be this time? BD not feeling well? Wanting to work on something? Some personal shit just so happened? His baby burn the house down?
PLACE YOUR BETS...
Which excuse is it gonna be this time? BD not feeling well? Wanting to work on something? Some personal shit just so happened? His baby burn the house down?
PLACE YOUR BETS...
Jace_Herondale
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He was kidnapped by Yakuza and is forced to not release the update under threat of killing his entire family
Fun Shaundi
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I bet is gonna be a 5 minute play with only 1 character. It will start as something like:
"Braindrop here. I know I said I wouldn't be posting anything anymore, but I feel like owe it to you, to everyone. I know I've ve failed you all, the people who have supported me and had faith in me, I also have failed myself. My mental health hasn't been the best in the last days, I was so worried about trying to deliver something that it only caused more stress in my head...and I needed space.
So I decided to give you these little chunk as proof that I'm going to try my best to keep posting, and I will be posting chunks )5 minute plays) every week. I am trying. I want to do better. If you have stopped supporting me I understand, but I also wanna thank all of you who stayed here and understood that I'm a human, and I never expected this to blow out of proportion. I never wanted to be as known cause this also brought unforseen consequences that I wasn't ready for. I'm just a kid..."
Fuck....am I BD?
Prompt: You are a game developer on Patreon. You won't be able to deliver the game on March 13th. Give an outlandish excuse to your patrons on why you missed the deadline promised.
Dear Patrons,
I regret to inform you that we will not be able to deliver the game on March 13th as originally promised. The reason for the delay is quite outlandish, but please hear me out.
As we were putting the finishing touches on the game, we suddenly discovered that an alien spacecraft had crash-landed on our studio. At first, we were shocked and scared, but upon further inspection, we realized that the aliens were actually friendly and had come in peace.
They were intrigued by our game development process and asked if they could observe us for a few days. Being the friendly folks that we are, we welcomed them into our studio and showed them around. However, their presence was quite distracting and we found it difficult to focus on the game development.
To make matters worse, the aliens also had a unique ability to manipulate time, which caused a temporal anomaly in our studio. Our clocks started running backwards and we lost several days of progress on the game.
We tried everything we could to get the aliens to leave, but they were so fascinated by our work that they just wouldn't budge. It wasn't until we shared a game demo with them that they finally realized it was time to go back to their own planet.
We apologize for the delay, but we hope you understand that this was a once-in-a-lifetime experience that we couldn't pass up. We promise that we'll be working hard to make up for lost time and deliver the best game possible.
Thank you for your patience and understanding.
Sincerely, [Your name]
Dear Patrons,
I regret to inform you that we will not be able to deliver the game on March 13th as originally promised. The reason for the delay is quite outlandish, but please hear me out.
As we were putting the finishing touches on the game, we suddenly discovered that an alien spacecraft had crash-landed on our studio. At first, we were shocked and scared, but upon further inspection, we realized that the aliens were actually friendly and had come in peace.
They were intrigued by our game development process and asked if they could observe us for a few days. Being the friendly folks that we are, we welcomed them into our studio and showed them around. However, their presence was quite distracting and we found it difficult to focus on the game development.
To make matters worse, the aliens also had a unique ability to manipulate time, which caused a temporal anomaly in our studio. Our clocks started running backwards and we lost several days of progress on the game.
We tried everything we could to get the aliens to leave, but they were so fascinated by our work that they just wouldn't budge. It wasn't until we shared a game demo with them that they finally realized it was time to go back to their own planet.
We apologize for the delay, but we hope you understand that this was a once-in-a-lifetime experience that we couldn't pass up. We promise that we'll be working hard to make up for lost time and deliver the best game possible.
Thank you for your patience and understanding.
Sincerely, [Your name]
kcaldw
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Funny but you know that he'll probably save this idea for later.
Wolfen5
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StantheMan69
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I'm just waiting for the post on how Braindrop had a bad fall down a flight of stairs and broke most of the bones in his body. So the update needs to be delayed until he heals. Wait you say! BD gave Mackenzie the update already so just post that. She had it but a stalker broke into her house and stole it, so we just have to wait.
Wolfen5
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I thought you'd go with 'BD fell on Mackenzie during an impromptu in-person meeting and both need to heal'. Anything is likely though.
krakos9
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Mel Brooks just got his history of the world part 2 out decades after the first part. Maybe Braindrop can finish his game before we get too old to get a boner.
Cat-in-the-Hat
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If there's no update, someone should make a mod where every time you select the 'cheat' option you get a random mindrop dialogue. If you've Discord access, make them sequential.
The sheer guilt you'll feel after the 20th time you've cheated on your loving girlfriend and sat through the extended dialogue patch... Could be a cult classic.
The sheer guilt you'll feel after the 20th time you've cheated on your loving girlfriend and sat through the extended dialogue patch... Could be a cult classic.
granny gumjobs
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If I remember right, MacBrainzie said that if Braindrop wasn't in the right mindset or some shit on the 13th, than she would release it the next day. Maybe I remember wrong. I'm not wasting my time trying to find that particular excuse.
If that does happen maybe this time Mac will make her own delay post. Switch it up, keep it fresh.
If that does happen maybe this time Mac will make her own delay post. Switch it up, keep it fresh.
It's March 12th here so, Happy Birthday Wendy!
- Dec 9, 2017
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The same was said last 2 times that she had the update and 'can' release it but didn't want to do it without BD.
There is no point in mac(BD) 'having' the update
we all know that if BD isn’t “ready to release” MackDrop still won’t release it because she/he wants to give BD/himself the “mental Space” ora few more tweaksfirst
MessiahRO
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- Dec 14, 2018
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can we please cut the nonsense about the update? we all know there is no such thing..
well maybe now that he had a calmer state of mind..
if you believe in this bullshit, personally i do not..
even now i am still skeptical
well maybe now that he had a calmer state of mind..
if you believe in this bullshit, personally i do not..
even now i am still skeptical