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Dear Patreons,
I hope this post finds you well. I wanted to take a moment to update you all on the current status of the game update release. Unfortunately, it is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that the update release will be delayed.
Several issues have arisen that have caused this delay. Firstly, I have experienced the loss of a close relative, and this has understandably impacted my ability to focus on game development. Secondly, I have been dealing with a number of technical issues that have slowed down progress significantly. Additionally, I have experienced a number of mental breakdowns and anxiety that have made it difficult for me to work on the game effectively.
As you all know, I am a one-man team working on this game, and these issues have all compounded to make it impossible for me to deliver the update on time. Additionally, I have been preoccupied with remodeling the interior of my house. I wasn't happy with the bathroom tiles, so I've been working on that project as well. I know this isn't a great excuse, but I want to be transparent about what's been going on in my life.
Furthermore, I never expected the game to do as well as it has, and I feel like I owe it to you all to be honest about the impact that your support has had on me. I have been overwhelmed with gratitude for your support, but it has also put a lot of pressure on me to deliver an update that meets your expectations.
In light of all of this, I have decided to bring on a friend of mine, Mackenzie, to handle the update release. I trust her completely, and I know that she will do an excellent job. I'm still busy putting my imaginary kid to sleep, but I'll be cheering her on from the sidelines.
Thank you all for your understanding and support. I know that this delay is frustrating, but I hope that you can appreciate the difficult circumstances that I've been dealing with. I promise to do everything in my power to ensure that the game is updated as soon as possible.
Best regards,
BD