plz see below cycle and include Willow... Plz pray for a mod to save the day...
This post is a lot funnier if you know what I know.
Presenting...
The Top Ten List of Guesses As to What preglovr12 Knows
10. The locations where "Azel" and "Wendy," imposters who have no blood relation to MC and never raised him, buried the bodies of the real ones
9. Imminent rule change on Patreon to forbid all sex in Visual Novels except in the missionary position between a male human and a female human, both at least 25 years old and happily married to each other; Patreon will ban game and BD will disappear
8. "Grandma" of Grandma's cafe actually named Zoellella; next five updates will focus on MC investigating whether she is related to anyone else
7. Virus found on all F95 servers forcing them to calculate to the last digit the value of pi; arguments over Mom, "Mom," and Sis expected to devolve into site-wide arguments about that one Star Trek episode
6. No rewrite of Week 1 actually planned; abrupt additions to cast and changed characterizations to be explained as "soft reboot" where everything is consistent "in broad strokes"
5. All women in game to be revealed as opposite-sex clones of MC's son from the future created in an accident involving a time machine, an artificial inseminator and a microwave oven; Patreon will ban game and BD will disappear
4. Next update to reveal "Cedar" and "Willow" actually two different clones of not-yet mentioned Holly, who died as an infant after eating berries from mistletoe plant; quality of thread expected to rise into scholarly discussion of whether this is irony, coincidence, or banality on the part of the author
3. Mackensie about to be be outed as BD's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate; Patreon will ban game and BD will disappear
2. What lust lurks in the hearts of men
And, the Number One Guess As to What preglovr12 Knows:
1. How to moderate