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Hard disagree. Anytime an artist changes his vision to kowtow to complainers the result is a loss of passion for the project. BD had a vision for an MC that was mega-superstar with a monster cock that all (literally) the ladies flock to. Now MC is benched, not traveling with the team, with merely above average endowment (i.e., not bigger than some real life pornstars). No wonder BD doesn't have the motivation to pump out the updates! If your vision clashes with the artists, you have the right to voice that opinion, but let the artist make their game or make your own if you prefer to self-insert as Mr. Six Incher.
I'm not sure if I'm more amused by the joke or the number of people who think this is your serious take.
 

Haremm lover

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Yo...

Sorry to tell you everyone but the update will be delayed. I know I promised to release it today but I can't and that makes me sad.

I was on my way to upload the new content but as I was about to click I heard a faint meow. Not one to ignore a noise I investigated. My neighbors cat was stuck in a tree. I managed to climb the tree and rescue the cat but on my way back to my PC a bus full of people crashed into an orphanage, exploding into a ball of flames. Not one to ignore people in need I rushed into the burning building. I pulled every single person out of there including their puppy. After all it was an orphan too.

Now I was bound and determined to click that upload button but lo and behold I got hit by a car. I now have 65 broken bones, 14 ruptured organs, severe concussion, flat tire, low mortgage rates, and in a coma. My nurse, her name is MacKenzie, is currently writing this as I tell her.

But yeah, thank you for staying subbed to me. I know its not what you want to hear but I'll try to get the update out by the end of 2023.
If he is in coma how can he tell the nurse what to write? Ealier he hired a MacKenzie to help with the script now the nurse also is MacKenzie call it coincidence.
He says ''I know its not what you want to hear but I'll try to get the update out by the end of 2023.'' Then he will have an excuse like when I mentioned end of 2023 I forgot about Christmas and New Year sorry guys so I will release update by of January 2024.
 
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Shouki

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Ya are not creative enough.

Hmmm, how about:

The PC was so dusty that it kept overheating, so I put it in the dishwasher. It came out very clean, but now it won't boot. Just doesn't make a sound anymore. Dunno whats wrong now. :ROFLMAO:
"The dog ate my homework... I mean the renders... I mean the VGA. Yeah, that is it, my dog ate my VGA. And also chewed up the LAN cable. All the LAN cables in the neighborhood."
 

Trojaner

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"The dog ate my homework... I mean the renders... I mean the VGA. Yeah, that is it, my dog ate my VGA. And also chewed up the LAN cable. All the LAN cables in the neighborhood."
Ya have a small mistake ther Buddy .... LAN Cable should be WLAN Cable. :ROFLMAO:
 
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Bloker997

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Ya are not creative enough.

Hmmm, how about:

The PC was so dusty that it kept overheating, so I put it in the dishwasher. It came out very clean, but now it won't boot. Just doesn't make a sound anymore. Dunno whats wrong now. :ROFLMAO:
im sorry but so many excuses were used already.
 

Fun Shaundi

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I stopped following the news for this VN for a while, and I had no idea it was supposed to be update day (with no news about it, some things never change, sadly).
I randomly looked at some previews, and it looked like many of the girls lost the 'duck face'. Is it really gone, or is it still prevalent?
At this point I won't even mention the beautiful tradition of BD setting up a date he cannot reach, but I'm genuinely curious to know if the game improved in other areas at least.
 

Shouki

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I stopped following the news for this VN for a while, and I had no idea it was supposed to be update day (with no news about it, some things never change, sadly).
I randomly looked at some previews, and it looked like many of the girls lost the 'duck face'. Is it really gone, or is it still prevalent?
At this point I won't even mention the beautiful tradition of BD setting up a date he cannot reach, but I'm genuinely curious to know if the game improved in other areas at least.
Not sure when you stopped playing, sooo...
I would say generally in looks it improved. (Like background assets or clothes.)
But the duckface is still a major "feature", and IMO the storytelling got worse as well. (At least in the game, the excuses are hit or miss.)
 

Grif1001

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Ya are not creative enough.

Hmmm, how about:

The PC was so dusty that it kept overheating, so I put it in the dishwasher. It came out very clean, but now it won't boot. Just doesn't make a sound anymore. Dunno whats wrong now. :ROFLMAO:
Makes sence to me, it's already a water cooled PC, why would the dishwasher hurt it... Oh wait, maybe because the water is HOT! :oops::oops: ;):ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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Wolfen5

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An Update is NEVER too Late, it's comes when the time is right. :ROFLMAO:
Thanks Gandalf. Maybe you can also take the Ring away from Gollum (I mean BD) now because if he stays invisible too long, the Eye will eventually see him and more laughter will ensue at his expense. :p
 

Trojaner

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Thanks Gandalf. Maybe you can also take the Ring away from Gollum (I mean BD) now because if he stays invisible too long, the Eye will eventually see him and more laughter will ensue at his expense. :p
Pfff Gandalf ... that was mean. :cry:

No i wont take the ring, better he stays hidden ... he is pro in this anyway even without that stupid Ring. :ROFLMAO:
 
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