no there are modells that do have wi-fi and a sim card slot for a mobile connection.The problem with a laptop is he'd at the very least need Wi-fi, which requires power. But, this is BD; he always forgets his lies and contradicts his falsities. But also, with all the Patreon money he has, he could realistically drive somewhere with power and stay in a hotel with free Wi-fi. But, that would require logic, something BD is severely lacking.
i have one of those called tablet-pc.
i don´t know if they are selling those models in the US but here in europe we have those.